Braggadocious Bullshiter Hall of Fame

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Adelpiero

Don't hear from this guy much. Only chimes in when he has something remarkable to say about himself. You'll hear all about the bets he's cashed in on, but not a peep about the thousands he's lost. And he's above no brag. Video games? Check out the tech forum. He'll kick your ass in World of Warcraft, or whatever the fuck that dork is into while slamming two liters of Sierra Mist and staining his fingers with Funyun powder. Bowling? He shoots a 300 whenever the fuck he feels like it.

SunCoastSooner

Tries to convince everyone he is the epitome of class, yet the pictorial evidence suggests otherwise. Because nothing says high class baller like some dick cheese goatee, stained teeth, pack of smokes, Bud Rice, Save-A-Lot Sooners jersey, and cozying up to some 3 AM bar skank that'd make Dinsdale proud. Has money and needs to let you know. Forget the fact it may be a decent pad on piece of shit property in the Redneck Riviera that nobody wants to call home. Oh, and ask him about "cornhole." He's kind of a big deal.

TheJON

His seventh day job is banking thousands on poker sites without even trying. Otherwise he's running multiple businesses. The sites go under, he disappears, only to re-emerge claiming he's "legally" entitled to the money. LOL. A proud Hawkeye alum, regaling us with in-depth anecdotes of his time spent in Iowa City. Except...Uh Oh! Turns out, he went to Iowa State. When he brags about his stone cold locks, he goes 0-9. Truly, this man cannot be rivaled.

[Carson]

Screw Mopagain

Lives in DC. "Nuff said.

[Screw_Michigan]

Screw Mopagain

Lives in DC. "Nuff said.

I've been living rent-free in your dome for years. But considering how nobody wants to live in BFE Alabama, I might as well be throwing you chump change.

[Ana Ng]

That little lawn jockey guy that reps the UFC fighters, or whatever.

[Go Coogs']

My wife is hot.

Now...do I get in the BBHoF?

[Dinsdale]

I paid MGO 5 GRRRRR to stay off this list... which was just the change in the ashtray of the new sled I just bought..


Sin,
KCScrote

[Terry in Crapchester]

Zyclone.

Thread over.

You forgot me.

Sin,

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I am not sure Dins does much in the way of bragging: Unless you think bagging some nasty bar skank at last call is impressive.

[War Wagon]

yeah, but nobody outranks Dins on the bullshit-o-meter.

definitely a 1st ballot HoF'er.

[Donder]

I cast a vote for A Pee.

[Mace]

My wife is hot.

Now...do I get in the BBHoF?

She's hot? Tell her to turn the AC down a few degrees and maybe move the fridge closer to the couch.

[Atomic Punk]

I cast a vote for A Pee.

Hear thay cummmmm!

You are easily amused. If I told you "Hey, look at the dead bird!" You would look up in the air and ask "Where?"

[Carson]

Hear thay cummmmm!

Wasn't that the name of a Waitman thread?

[War Wagon]

how in fuck did we forget Toejam?

My kids are straight A students in all Gate/AP classes, they are also both excellent athletes and neither have lost a football game in 5+ years. I coached my final football game on Sunday, a 48-0 win in the title game and capped my 4th undefeated year in a row as DC. I went 3 years of Pony Baseball and lost 2 games compiling a 81-2 record.

Folks, we an all-timer here. He gets his own wing.

[Van]

He's still no "little lawn jockey guy that reps the UFC fighters, or whatever."