Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?

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Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?

Poll ended at Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:20 pm

He put his hand up my skirt and tried to pull my head down.
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10%
He grabbed my breast and made a honking sound.
2
20%
He told me I had nice hair but wondered if the carpet matched the drapes.
0
No votes
He exposed himself to me and...oh my!
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No votes
I found one of his pubic hairs on my coke can.
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No votes
He leered at me. Yeah, he was on the TV but I know what he was thinking.
2
20%
Can't talk about it.
1
10%
Fuck you and your high tech lynching.
4
40%
 
Total votes: 10
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Mikey
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Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?

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By now I think all of us are wondering if Herman Cain is really a cereal Harriser.
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Re: Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?

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No. But I've been cained by Harrison Ford
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He grabbed my breast and made a honking sound.
I can tell the tale.
I was too embarassed before.
I have nothing to gain

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Not that I recall.
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Re: Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?

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Cuda wrote:
He grabbed my breast and made a honking sound.
I can tell the tale.
I was too embarassed before.
I have nothing to gain

edited to make a haiku
It is EZ, friend
To deduct that phone sex time
On your Schedule C
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Re: Ever been Harrised by Herman Cain?

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hermandingo.

got a nice ring to it.

you heard it here first fukkos.

suspect somebody else will come up with it soon. sounds like something dennis miller would come up with.
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