THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Van]

Hmmm. Okay, which band member is suddenly hurting for money, thus forcing this reunion?

Definitely the makings of one serious trainwreck.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

This is awesome news!

Sin,
20 years ago

[BSmack]

I'll listen, but I'm not holding my breath expecting any new ground to be broken. It is an obvious money grab. My guess is that it is Sharon who wants more money.

[Screw_Michigan]

Tickets likely to start at $60. Any tard who voluntarily pays to attend these shows deserves to be shot.

[Screw_Michigan]

That is correct. Anyone who pays money to see these washed up has-beens in the amphitheaters and arenas they will undoubtedly play in deserves to be emasculated. In Roach's case and his shit trolls' cases, there's nothing to emasculate.

[Screw_Michigan]

Belle and Sebastian, Broken Social Scene, Pearl Jam, Springsteen.

[Mikey]

I heard that Shirley Jones, David Cassidy, Danny Bonaduce, Susan Dey, Suzanne Crough, Jeremy Gelbwaks are getting back together for a reunion tour and new album.

Now that would be worth turning out for.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I really can't imagine a bunch of crusty old dudes trying to "rock out" to a cadaver feebly mumbling into a microphone. That's about as awkward as Jerry Sandusky stepping into your shower.

[BSmack]

I really can't imagine a bunch of crusty old dudes trying to "rock out" to a cadaver feebly mumbling into a microphone. That's about as awkward as Jerry Sandusky stepping into your shower.

Now there you go being all afraid of shower rape again.

sin

KC Lift and Steam

[Screw_Michigan]

[quote="Sudden Sam"They're no Air France[/quote]

Lucky for me.

[Diego in Seattle]

I heard that Shirley Jones, David Cassidy, Danny Bonaduce, Susan Dey, Suzanne Crough, Jeremy Gelbwaks are getting back together for a reunion tour and new album.

Now that would be worth turning out for.

This week the local classic rock station plagued us with DB as the morning jock. I listened on Monday (all I could take, and not even the whole show), and he said that Susan Dey is a shut-in that views PF as the worst thing that ever happened to her. She'd be the only one worth seeing (the rest would need designated drivers, anyways).

[bradhusker]

I heard that Shirley Jones, David Cassidy, Danny Bonaduce, Susan Dey, Suzanne Crough, Jeremy Gelbwaks are getting back together for a reunion tour and new album.

Now that would be worth turning out for.

WOW, how hot was susan dey back in the day? I'd pay good money for a romp in the hay with Ms. dey.

I wonder if she has aged well?

[smackaholic]

Belle and Sebastian, Broken Social Scene, Pearl Jam, Springsteen.

All glops of fucking shit. You're a fucking musically-retarded hambone-fucker. Go do your fucking laundry, and NEVER talk to me about music again. You're just fucking embarrassing.

I love the way 'spray channels mvscal when it comes to bad music discussions.

[BSmack]

Belle and Sebastian, Broken Social Scene, Pearl Jam, Springsteen.

That's 4 more than I would pay 60 to see. Actually I'm beginning not to give a shit about seeing ANYBODY play live anymore. I saw The Decemberists a few years ago in a small theater for 37 bucks a ticket. That's my limit these days. Too many more important things on my plate.

[Dinsdale]

It really came together when Mom sang along.

[Van]

Danny Bonaduce was one fugly little gingershroom.

[Mikey]

Was?

[Van]

And what's with the autistic Puerto Rican gnome snuggling up to Shirley Jones's velour-clad bosom? Who was he? The conga player?

[Dinsdale]

And what's with the autistic Puerto Rican gnome snuggling up to Shirley Jones's velour-clad bosom? Who was he? The conga player?

The original son playing drums was expelled from the Family for reasons unknown, and they figured no one would notice if they swapped him out.


The Partridge Klan mantra of I Think I Love You was recinded when it came to their youngest member. It answers the age-old question "so what am I so afraid of?" -- They're afraid of the San Peublo Police finding the little fucker's body buried in the backyard, guilty of one too many ill-timed cymbal-crashes.

[Van]

So...it was like a Spinal Tap's drummer deal, only with an Affirmative Action hire.

[Go Coogs']

They're afraid of the San Peublo Police finding the little fucker's body buried in the backyard, guilty of one too many ill-timed cymbal-crashes.

[Derron]

Danny Bonaduce was one fugly little gingershroom.

Ya think ?

[bradhusker]

Danny Bonaduce was one fugly little gingershroom.

Ya think ?

Got a great story bout' the time I met Mr bona-douchebag. It was about the time that Mike Tyson was a HOLY TERROR, knocking his opponents out in the first round, (except for bonecrusher smith), that one went the distance, ANYHOW, It seems that Danny boy fancied himself a boxing expert in those days. He was going around saying that Mike Tyson was hands down the best heavyweight boxer of ALL TIME.
Of course, me being the sports expert that I am, I completely begged to differ with the freckle faced clown.
George foreman began his much heralded comeback, in the late 80's, before he realized that he could make millions without getting into the ring. SO, within boxing circles, talk of a possible Foreman /Tyson superfight began to circulate...I KNEW, without a doubt in my mind, that Foreman could end tyson's life with just one hit to tyson's glass jaw.
Danny bonaduchebag disagreed with me, saying that even a young and in his prime Foreman couldnt hang with Iron Mike. Of course I laughed and spit in his face(at the same time).
I told Danny that anytime he wanted to back it up with some serious JACK, I'd be willing to put 5 large on Big George. Of course, the fight never happened, but, just a few months later, Mike Tyson got Knocked THE FUCK OUT, by a still grieving Buster Douglas in Tokyo.
And subsequently got fucked up by Evander (THE REAL DEAL) Holyfield. Meanwhile, an elderly Big George did get into the ring with a Prime Holyfield, and even though the elder Foreman lost by decision, going the full distance, Holyfield hit him with everything he had, and Big George would not go down.
See, boxing is a sweet science, and all about fighting styles. Mike Tyson in his prime, versus Big George in his prime?? I MUST give the advantage to FOREMAN. Tyson would be too stupid a fighter to realize that a young Foreman is not to be messed with.
He is too big, too strong, and had the mentality of a stone cold killer. The ONLY way to beat him back then was to be smart like ALI, and stay away from him for 8 rounds. Do the rope a dope, and after 8 rounds, Foreman would be too tired.
Tyson, being the moron he is, would try to stand toe to toe with Big George, and George would knock the fuckin teeth down his girly throat, just like Buster did.
TODAY, BIG GEORGE is a born again christian, and a multi millionaire, and all his kids are named george.
The point to all this? In the complete run of the Partridge Family on CBS, Danny never once tried to put the moves on Susan DEY, NOT ONCE. Not only does this make him an idiot, but a homosexual fag as well. I got no respect for that freckle face sissy.