Hey CHEF fan....
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Hey CHEF fan....
Must we really do this?
Tell you what losers... If the CHEFS come within 2 TDs 2nite, I promise to go out and buy a red puffycoat and wear it while/during:
* Texting/driving
* A lift and steam at the gym
* Dinner @ King Buffet
I don't even know half the dudes playing on defense anymore, but seriously, it's the fucking CHEFS. Lube up your assholes with BBQ sauce and enjoy 2nite's festivities, bitches.
Tell you what losers... If the CHEFS come within 2 TDs 2nite, I promise to go out and buy a red puffycoat and wear it while/during:
* Texting/driving
* A lift and steam at the gym
* Dinner @ King Buffet
I don't even know half the dudes playing on defense anymore, but seriously, it's the fucking CHEFS. Lube up your assholes with BBQ sauce and enjoy 2nite's festivities, bitches.
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Re: Hey CHEF fan....
No, fuckoff.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Must we really do this?
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So Mr. Wagon, what are you going to be tonight in lieu of watching your shit franchise get prison raped?
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Oh, I'll still watch... I need to eke 7 points out of Bowe/Breaston.
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I cannot recall a more unanticipated Monday Night Football appearance ever in these parts. What an abortion. The Chiefs are likely to set the league back 50 years tonight.
Yeah, I'll watch, but with Mizzou tipping off against the Irish in the CBE Classic at 6:30 over on the Deuce, I more than welcome the diversion. Pity NBC's flex-scheduling doesn't kick in until after next Sunday...
Yeah, I'll watch, but with Mizzou tipping off against the Irish in the CBE Classic at 6:30 over on the Deuce, I more than welcome the diversion. Pity NBC's flex-scheduling doesn't kick in until after next Sunday...
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Was it only 3 weeks ago they were on MNF actually playing for something? Seems like 3 years ago...
Well, I think they'll show up tonight and make somewhat of a game of it, despite how badly they've played the last 2 weeks. For some stupid reason, this team seems to play better on the road than at home. Palko may surprise the shit out of some people, including me.
Or they could lose 38-3 and that won't surprise me a bit.
Well, I think they'll show up tonight and make somewhat of a game of it, despite how badly they've played the last 2 weeks. For some stupid reason, this team seems to play better on the road than at home. Palko may surprise the shit out of some people, including me.
Or they could lose 38-3 and that won't surprise me a bit.
Re: Hey CHEF fan....
Pats win 35-14
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I'm gonna' need to see some pics of that, btw.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Tell you what losers... If the CHEFS come within 2 TDs 2nite, I promise to go out and buy a red puffycoat and wear it...
I think Scott may have been exaggerating.
Re: Hey CHEF fan....
Chef defense the story so far.
3 sacks on Bieber.
Just 50 passing yds allowed.
3 sacks on Bieber.
Just 50 passing yds allowed.
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I was saying...
haha
haha
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Chiefs showed up tonight. Patsies are somewhat struggling against them. Amazed that it's only 10-3 at the half. THAT'S why they go on ahead and play the games anyway, ucunt.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Hey, how 'bout them Tigers putting a 29 point beatdown on ND?Truman wrote: but with Mizzou tipping off against the Irish in the CBE Classic at 6:30 over on the Deuce, I more than welcome the diversion.
Didn't see that coming, heh heh...
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34-3.Paul wrote:Chiefs showed up tonight. Patsies are somewhat struggling against them. Amazed that it's only 10-3 at the half. THAT'S why they go on ahead and play the games anyway, ucunt.
Yeah, imagine what it might be if the Griefs hadn't shown up.
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Typical kiss of death from Puff Puff Paul.
Yes, they played the game and *News of the World* ---> your team is shit.
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WRONG. My team is riddled with injuries to almost every skill position. Hence the 34-3 beatdown. Let's see the Patriots without Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Rob Gronkowski, and Vince Wilfork. More than likely the same fucking results. Our season is done. No other way to look at it.poptart wrote:Yes, they played the game and *News of the World* ---> your team is shit.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Your collection of stiffs who are missing don't compare to:
The best QB in football
The best TE in football
A top 5 receiver
A top 5 nose tackle
Besides Charles, the dudes who got injured are average players at best. You should be able to plug in another scrub to make up for the… “loss.” Face it, your team sucked before the injuries. Your team sucks now. Your team put up 3 pts against the worst defense in football. To make matters worse, NE was missing 4 starters on D and you still could only put up 3 lousy pts. Your team is an abomination and an embarrassment to BBQ fans everywhere.
Take another lap around King Buffet, tubby...
The best QB in football
The best TE in football
A top 5 receiver
A top 5 nose tackle
Besides Charles, the dudes who got injured are average players at best. You should be able to plug in another scrub to make up for the… “loss.” Face it, your team sucked before the injuries. Your team sucks now. Your team put up 3 pts against the worst defense in football. To make matters worse, NE was missing 4 starters on D and you still could only put up 3 lousy pts. Your team is an abomination and an embarrassment to BBQ fans everywhere.
Take another lap around King Buffet, tubby...
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umm, Brady is certainly not the best QB in football. He looked downright lost in the 1st half last night except for one play.
Eric Berry is an above average player - who probably doesn't blow the coverage on that one play.
Admit it, you were sweating your balls off for a while there in that first half last night, wondering where to buy a red, puffy coat.
But yes, the Chiefs suck.
Eric Berry is an above average player - who probably doesn't blow the coverage on that one play.
Admit it, you were sweating your balls off for a while there in that first half last night, wondering where to buy a red, puffy coat.
But yes, the Chiefs suck.
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No sweat here, hoss. The Bruins were playing the Canadiens = I didn't tune in until the second half.
I watched about 10 minutes of the 3rd quarter, decided I wasn't missing much, and went to bed.
Btw -- Brady is the best QB in football until Aaron Rogers wins a couple more Super Bowls. Until then...
I watched about 10 minutes of the 3rd quarter, decided I wasn't missing much, and went to bed.
Btw -- Brady is the best QB in football until Aaron Rogers wins a couple more Super Bowls. Until then...
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Until you showed up here and jinxed them.Paul wrote:Chiefs showed up tonight. Patsies are somewhat struggling against them.
Way to represent the AFC west Chiefs. By the way, it sounded like there were a lot of Pats fans there.
I thought Chief fan didn't roll that way?
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yeah, they really travel well.trev wrote:By the way, it sounded like there were a lot of Pats fans there.
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You don't say... seeing as how this was a fucking HOME GAME for NE, I'd sure hope there were Pats fans there. :doh:trev wrote:By the way, it sounded like there were a lot of Pats fans there.
Have another vodka and tonic, you complete fucking lush.
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You know, even a couple of years later ucant's avatar remains outstanding. Usually any 'hottie' pic has a finite shelf-life before its effect becomes severely diminished, but not that one.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
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Great take, Fatty. The Packers were RIDDLED with injuries last year and won the goddamned Super Bowl. Every team is injured this time of year so it is no excuse, Lard Bucket.Paul wrote:WRONG. My team is riddled with injuries to almost every skill position. Hence the 34-3 beatdown. Let's see the Patriots without Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Rob Gronkowski, and Vince Wilfork. More than likely the same fucking results. Our season is done. No other way to look at it.poptart wrote:Yes, they played the game and *News of the World* ---> your team is shit.
:paul: :paul: :paul:
Put on the puffy coat and jack that tiny meat to your Super Bowl IV tape, Buttplug.
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Oh snap. I only listened to the game. I was cooking a fantastic meal of smothered pork chops, potatoes and biscuits. And getting started on my prep for Thanksgiving. You see, I was giddy from excitement as my freshman was on his way home last night. I had not seen him since he left in Sept. I have an excuse! Really I do.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:You don't say... seeing as how this was a fucking HOME GAME for NE, I'd sure hope there were Pats fans there. :doh:trev wrote:By the way, it sounded like there were a lot of Pats fans there.
Have another vodka and tonic, you complete fucking lush.
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Or you were planning an Italy trip and was not really paying attention. I get it...