Romney the mormon?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:04 pm

Yes, the Republicans will nominate a moron but not a mormon.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:07 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Yes, the Republicans will nominate a moron but not a mormon.

They could hit the daily double with Romney.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:35 pm

Melt On Lefty.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:49 pm

Why would I want to melt on Lefty?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:53 pm

Mikey wrote:Why would I want to melt on Lefty?

Maybe Lefty is into that sort of thing.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:56 pm

Mikey wrote:Why would I want to melt on Lefty?

Was I talking to you?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:01 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
Mikey wrote:Why would I want to melt on Lefty?
Was I talking to you?

Were you?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:05 am

What happened to Lefty?

I knew feelings would be hurt...

:doh:

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:37 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Yes, the Republicans will nominate a moron but not a mormon.

Democrats nominated both a moron and a muslim and he got elected. Should work for the Republicans as well.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:43 am

C'mon, Derron. There is no proof that he is a muslim.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:47 am

Roach wrote:At some point, soon, Romney is going to have to deny his Mormonhood. Too much baggage for the voter to swallow, plus what an easy target for his opposition.

More baggage than this?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:48 am

Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Yes, the Republicans will nominate a moron but not a mormon.
Democrats nominated both a moron and a muslim and he got elected. Should work for the Republicans as well.

And only a moron believes that Obama is actually a Muslim. Shut up and go empty your brain-filled colostomy bag.

What mvscal said.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:49 am

War Wagon wrote:
Roach wrote:At some point, soon, Romney is going to have to deny his Mormonhood. Too much baggage for the voter to swallow, plus what an easy target for his opposition.
More baggage than this?

you tell me. that is a guy that Obama knows. things said by someone not named Obama.

Romney's baggage are for things he has said himself. his beliefs he has spoken on directly.

which is more damning: the beliefs of a guy Obama knows or the beliefs or the actual candidate, Willard Mitt Romney?

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:58 am

Oh, give me a break.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:08 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:you tell me. that is a guy that Obama knows. things said by someone not named Obama.

He was his pastor for 20 years, he presided at his wedding, Obama said he was the inspiration for his book "The Audacity of Hope".

Sorry, you can't disavow Obama's relationship to the righteous Rev. Wright quite that easily, though you and he might like to.

As for Romney being a Mormon? I don't care what his religious beliefs are. I want to know what he's going to do to reform the entitlement system that's bankrupting this country. Does he have a plan? I'm listening.

It's understandable why libs are attacking Romney, they damn sure know he can and will beat Obama next November.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:11 am

War Wagon wrote:It's understandable why libs are attacking Romney, they damn sure know he can and will beat Obama next November.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:11 am

War Wagon wrote:I don't care what his religious beliefs are. I want to know what he's going to do to reform ~~the entitlement system~~ this unchecked global war and military industrial system that's bankrupting this country. Does he have a plan? I'm listening.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:13 am

War Wagon wrote: Sorry, you can't disavow Obama's relationship to the righteous Rev. Wright quite that easily, though you and he might like to.

I'm an agnostic. can't truly comprehend some guy reading a bible being a major influence on my life.

It's understandable why libs are attacking Romney

surprisingly the same reasons GOP is attacking him; he's a spineless flip-flopper with no interest in leading America and lots of interest in being the leader of America.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:42 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:surprisingly the same reasons GOP is attacking him; he's a spineless flip-flopper with no interest in leading America and lots of interest in being the leader of America.

Obama, on his very 1st day in office makes a grand proclamation that he's going to close Guantanamo within a year. The world applauds, he wins a Nobel prize.

3 years later, Guantanamo is not closed. Why is that?

It's because he's a naive clown who was no more prepared to be POTUS than you are of leading Bible study. Any dork who voted for him and now can't see that he's not executive material should stay home on election day for the rest of their life.

Newt can go fuck himself, I'm voting for Romney.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:53 am

War Wagon wrote: 3 years later, Guantanamo is not closed. Why is that?

Because he was told not to.

It was stupid of him to suggest anything like that.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:58 am

You like Kathleen Parker, don't you Bace? Sure you do, everybody likes Kathleen Parker.

Anatomy of a flip-flop

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:35 am

War Wagon wrote:
It's because he's a naive clown who was no more prepared to be POTUS than you are of leading Bible study.

I could lead Bible study easy. Flip through a book, read a passage and then expound on some modern morality using a 2000 year old backstory. I can come up with a story that modern people can relate to based upon some old book that may or may not have relevance. Very confident I could handle that.

I'm voting for Romney.

I wouldn't expect anything more.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:36 am

who is kathleen parker? you're attacking me for someone I don't know?

more importantly, how do you know who kathleen parker is? you're borderline illiterate.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:51 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:who is kathleen parker? you're attacking me for someone I don't know?

You'll know when I'm attacking you.

more importantly, how do you know who kathleen parker is? you're borderline illiterate.

just borderline?

how Christian of you.

In my Catholic school, they taught me to capitalize proper names...

I know Kathleen Parker from reading a liberal rag of the daily newspaper that's dropped in my driveway every morning. They always, in an attempt to be fair and balanced, include one conservative article or letter to the editor for every nine liberal (douchebag) viewpoints expressed.

separating the wheat from the chaf. I can tell you who Paul Krugmann is too, but you probably already have his articles archived... right next to your porn stash.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:02 am

Martyred wrote:It was stupid of him to suggest anything like that.

It was a calculated deception. He knew better. The idiots who voted for him didn't.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:10 am

War Wagon wrote:everybody likes Kathleen Parker.

I would like to fuck her tits. I don't say that to disparage or devalue any of her opinions mind you. I would just (with great respect naturally) grease her tits and pop a load on her chin.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:12 am

War Wagon wrote: In my Catholic school, they taught me to capitalize proper names...

wow. shots at ee cummings for no reason.

I know Kathleen Parker from reading a liberal rag of the daily newspaper that's dropped in my driveway every morning.

fascinating.

I can tell you who Paul Krugmann is too

Guy won international acclaim for economics. And yet you seem to know more than Mr. Krugman. Degreeless and ignorant has invested more time in the study of economics than Mr. Krugman.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:21 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:Flip through a book, read a passage and then expound on some modern morality using a 2000 year old backstory. I can come up with a story that modern people can relate to based upon some old book that may or may not have relevance. Very confident I could handle that.

So, what you're saying is that you have no knowledge of or use for the Bible, but could wing it thru a Bible study class.

Kinda' like Obama has tried to wing it thru being POTUS while comedic morons like you are still in rapturous adulation, defending against all evidence to the contrary.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:22 am

War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:Flip through a book, read a passage and then expound on some modern morality using a 2000 year old backstory. I can come up with a story that modern people can relate to based upon some old book that may or may not have relevance. Very confident I could handle that.
So, what you're saying is that you have no knowledge of or use for the Bible, but could wing it thru a Bible study class.

of course. do you read the bible for facts about bathsheeba (sp?) or the jist of the story?

Kinda' like Obama has tried to wing it thru being POTUS while comedic morons like you are still in rapturous adulation, defending against all evidence to the contrary.

weak.

Satan · Post by **Satan** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:27 am

War Wagon wrote: In my Catholic school, they taught me to capitalize proper names....

after the priests raped you, did you remember to say three "hail Marys"

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:29 am

Bizzarofelice wrote: Guy won international acclaim for economics. And yet you seem to know more than Mr. Krugman. Degreeless and ignorant has invested more time in the study of economics than Mr. Krugman.

It doesn't take a degree to realize that Keynesian economics are a failure, yet this dumbfuck is still promoting tax and spend.

International acclaim?

Obama won a Nobel Peace prize and then not only continued Bush's policies but added to them, you clueless party line dipshit.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:36 am

The problem with what we have now is it's way beyond Keynesian economics.

I am gonna guess that what Mr Keynes had in mind was an economic system where it put away a few bucks in good times to spend during bad times to get things rolling.

I'm fine with that.

What we have now is borrowing a shitload during good times to make them appear even better, then doubling down during bad times until we are hopelessly buried in debt.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:37 am

War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: Guy won international acclaim for economics. And yet you seem to know more than Mr. Krugman. Degreeless and ignorant has invested more time in the study of economics than Mr. Krugman.
It doesn't take a degree to realize that Keynesian economics are a failure

do you think anybody reading these boards believes you know one fucking thing about Keynesian economics?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:52 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:do you think anybody reading these boards believes you know one fucking thing about Keynesian economics?

Don't know, don't care what anyone else reading this thinks I know, but I know this:

You're way over your head here. You post like a meth addict and should probably stick to blowing up skirts and/or kilts at Confusion forums or wherever it is people think you're suave and debonair.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:06 am

forklift driver addressing an accountant wrote:
You're way over your head here.

good times

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:13 am

how does it feel for a bean counter to have a borderline illiterate forklift driver take him to the woodshed?

that must suck.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:23 am

War Wagon wrote:how does it feel for a bean counter to have a borderline illiterate forklift driver take him to the woodshed?

that must suck.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:25 am

An accountant as an interpreter of 'the dismal science' isn't so far removed from mr. magic underpants, given the fact that money is symbolic and our relationship with it is supernatural.
You deal in the same religious icons, 'the dumb God, that giv'st all men tongues; That canst do nought, and yet mak'st men do all things'.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:32 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:...money is symbolic and our relationship with it is supernatural.

At our café collective, my comrades refer to that as "dollar fetishisation".

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Dec 06, 2011 2:59 pm

War Wagon wrote:how does it feel for a bean counter to have a borderline illiterate forklift driver take him to the woodshed?

If you claim it, it will come.