Jon Huntsman for President

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:27 pm

Jsc810 wrote:This is an OUTSTANDING idea.

sin

barry O

ftfy

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:29 am

Huntsman is Obama minus the charisma and empathy.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:09 am

Jsc810 wrote:Run Jon run.

c'moooon. Just a couple more steps and yeah, I got this...

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:42 pm

So, JSC... what you seem to be saying is... Huntsman is gay.

OK, water is wet, too.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:13 pm

88 wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:This is an OUTSTANDING idea.

Run Jon run.
He'll get the same number of votes whether he runs third party or goes home after getting spanked in the Republican primary: 3 (assuming his wife votes for him). Makes no fucking difference. Huntsman couldn't attract attention to his candidacy if he set himself on fire during a debate.

Mitt Romney is the MAN. I am a reagan conservative, and I am fully behind MITT. Newt has no chance of beating Barry, he's too gray haired looking, just like Mccain was. MITT is pure polished GQ material, AND, Mitt isnt just about the style factor, He is also substantive on the issues. MEANING, in a debate, he would destroy Barry, because we all know that in debates, telepromptors are not permitted.
There is no way that Barry could sneak a telepromptor into a debate without it being noticed by security.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:01 pm

bradhusker wrote: Mitt Romney is the MAN. I am a reagan conservative, and I am fully behind MITT. .

So... Both Huntsman, and Willard are gay. Gotcha.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:00 am

bradhusker wrote:MITT is pure polished GQ material,

Hi brad,

So would you say that MITT's cock is as thick and juicy as Bernie Fine's? Does a Mormon's magic underwear seal in the juices?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:01 am

BSmack wrote:Huntsman is Obama minus the charisma and empathy.

Of course Obama has neither of those characteristics either.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:49 am

mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:MITT is pure polished GQ material,
Hi brad,

So would you say that MITT's cock is as thick and juicy as Bernie Fine's? Does a Mormon's magic underwear seal in the juices?

OH hi mvscal!! Seeing that you are the board's resident Queen and expert on ALL things gay and having to do with hard core homosexuality, I should turn that question over to you!!

No one on this board can match your level of faggotry, in fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one is a close second.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:17 pm

Great job on the IKYABWAI, brad.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:47 am

mvscal wrote:Great job on the IKYABWAI, brad.

Well what do you want me to say? LOOK, mvscal, there are two kinds of people in this world, those who are PROBLEMS, and those who are PROBLEM SOLVERS. you are the former, and I clearly am the latter.
SO, that being said, Picture me as the Harvey Keitel character from "Pulp Fiction", the cleaner.
I come in with some bleach, and make all your problems dissolve. Literally dissolve.

I know there are a lot of "gay jokes" being flung around here, BUT, at the end of the day, its really ALL about the "pussy". AM I right???

All it takes is just a lil bit of pure bleach, and BAMM!! all your problems will be washed away.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 4:17 am

bradhusker wrote:Well what do you want me to say?

Just answer the questions, brad. We're all deeply impressed with the depth and dedication of your research and trust you to be able to provide an educated response in these matters.

Thank you in advance.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:04 am

mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Well what do you want me to say?
Just answer the questions, brad. We're all deeply impressed with the depth and dedication of your research and trust you to be able to provide an educated response in these matters.

Thank you in advance.

Thats very trusting of you mvscal, thanking me in advance? Without even hearing what I have to say? WOW, when you "do it" with tranvestites, do you thank them in advance for not blowing a load in your face? Thank me in advance? The matters of which im educated in would not interest a self-proclaimed Queen like you, in fact, you and I are exact polar opposites. We would never travel in the same intellectual or social circles. SO, what left is there to discuss?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:56 pm

bradhusker wrote:Thats very trusting of you mvscal, thanking me in advance? Without even hearing what I have to say?

Well, of course. You are one of the most renowned experts in the field of cockology in the world. Just think if it hadn't been for you, none of us would have known the density and circumference of Bernie Fine's cock among others.

There's no need for false modesty, brad. I think it's safe to say that you are the go to guy for everything cock related. I mean we haven't had such knowledgeable expert in the field of cock since Stanley Pickle was run. He specialized in black cock, though. You seem to be more of a generalized cockologist. Still, I'm sure you two would have been great friends. You have so much in common.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:21 am

mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Thats very trusting of you mvscal, thanking me in advance? Without even hearing what I have to say?
Well, of course. You are one of the most renowned experts in the field of cockology in the world. Just think if it hadn't been for you, none of us would have known the density and circumference of Bernie Fine's cock among others.

There's no need for false modesty, brad. I think it's safe to say that you are the go to guy for everything cock related. I mean we haven't had such knowledgeable expert in the field of cock since Stanley Pickle was run. He specialized in black cock, though. You seem to be more of a generalized cockologist. Still, I'm sure you two would have been great friends. You have so much in common.

Stanley Pickle? you dont say? I am not a betting man per say, HOWEVER, I'd be willing to bet the house, the car, the kids, HECK, even the shirt off my back, that you had Stanley's pickle shoved so far in you, that you bled out for days.
The rumor is, that Stanley confronted you in the shower at the YMCA, and gave you 2 choices.
"Either blood on my knife, or shit on my dick", and with that, you promptly bent over and were sodomized!!!
It appears that YOU are the expert on COCK. You learned first hand, taking Stanley's 12' pickle.
he fucked ya seven ways from sunday, with no time off!!!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:32 am

bradhusker wrote: confronted you in the shower at the YMCA, and gave you 2 choices.
"Either blood on my knife, or shit on my dick",

This is great stuff! You see, brad, this is the type of cock verisimilitude that we have come to rely on. Who else here would have the realistic inside scoop like you? It's almost like you had the knife against your own throat. I could see it. bradhusker just shooting some hoops and doing a little lifting when the next thing you know....

COCK ACTION...PRISON STYLE!!

Did the dude have a bunch of tats? Did he make you "suck the shit off his dick"? How did you feel afterwards? Were you ashamed because you kind of liked it or was it no big deal?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:30 pm

bradhusker wrote:
mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:Thats very trusting of you mvscal, thanking me in advance? Without even hearing what I have to say?
Well, of course. You are one of the most renowned experts in the field of cockology in the world. Just think if it hadn't been for you, none of us would have known the density and circumference of Bernie Fine's cock among others.

There's no need for false modesty, brad. I think it's safe to say that you are the go to guy for everything cock related. I mean we haven't had such knowledgeable expert in the field of cock since Stanley Pickle was run. He specialized in black cock, though. You seem to be more of a generalized cockologist. Still, I'm sure you two would have been great friends. You have so much in common.
Stanley Pickle? you dont say? I am not a betting man per say, HOWEVER, I'd be willing to bet the house, the car, the kids, HECK, even the shirt off my back, that you had Stanley's pickle shoved so far in you, that you bled out for days.
The rumor is, that Stanley confronted you in the shower at the YMCA, and gave you 2 choices.
"Either blood on my knife, or shit on my dick", and with that, you promptly bent over and were sodomized!!!
It appears that YOU are the expert on COCK. You learned first hand, taking Stanley's 12' pickle.
he fucked ya seven ways from sunday, with no time off!!!

OK, it seems that you are trying to pawn off your trauma on me. GET OUT OF DENIAL! its time to face REALITY mvscal. Just admit your homosexuality, and we can all move on.
Otherwise, this is a quagmire, a lesson in futility, and nothing will get accomplished here.
SO, that being said, whats it gonna be pal? Huh? Whats it gonna be?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:29 pm

Considering brad’s posting history since he returned, I think it would be appropriate to change his tag from “Eternal Scobode” to “Certified Cockologist”.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:45 pm

In the Lori Fine thread, bradhusker wrote:Bernie's thick juicy cock and balls

In this thread, bradhusker wrote:Stanley's 12' pickle

You sure do seem to have the inside scoop on the size and characteristics of dudes' junk. Then again, I guess a board-certified cockologist would.

I know, I know. This isn't first-hand (so to speak) knowledge. It's either widely known or was related to you by someone else.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:14 pm

mvscal, "whats it gonna be pal, whats it gonna be" will you wear your faggotry on your sleeve? or stay in the closet?

"whats it gonna be pal, whats it gonna be?" and you had better not reply,

"Let me sleep on it, baby baby let me sleep on it" "Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning"

"On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

"will he offer me his hunger"?

yes,

"will he starve without me"?

yes,

FUCKIN FAG!!!!!

T1B

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