Cleveland

[LTS TRN 2]

The total fraud currently goose-stepping about this utterly palsied forum under the nic "88" knows nothing whatever of Cleveland, it's history, etc. In fact, Cleveland is a very special American city, central to its legacy as well as its future. Only a dried up little punk would vent such hollow nonsense--seemingly just jacking off, as usual, but in fact revealing the toxic cistern that is his head. Yes, I've deigned ONCE again to address you, and yes I'm properly disgusted with the usual petty right-wing radio parrot gibberish spewed by the usual morons as you attempt to assuage each other in some pathetic cyber reach around. Or what? I'll not waste a word describing the dazzling salad of lunacy comprising the slate of GOP candidates, or how perfectly perverse the resurfacing of a dead and bloated corpse properly named Newt. No, you and the fake paradigm which you pretend to prop have defaulted and you're fucked. Ready?

WW

[War Wagon]

You don't know what you've got until it's gone.

Welcome back, LTS.

How does pepper spray taste, btw?

[BSmack]

That's not a lake... twit... that's called an ice-rink 11 months a year

This is what we call a lake in "California"

We have two of the 5 largest freshwater lakes in North America. And a shitload of smaller lakes. And when global warming REALLY kicks in 10 years from now we'll be like North Carolina. Don't say I didn't tip you off. I know how much you like watersports.

You did mean boating? Right?

[jiminphilly]

I'll not waste a word...

too fucking late.

[XXXL]

Maui No Ka Oi.......

The land of aloha.......

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Maui No Ka Oi.......

The land of aloha.......

Do you keep dropping Hawaii references in hope that eventually someone will give a shit?

[BSmack]

Maui No Ka Oi.......

The land of aloha.......

Do you keep dropping Hawaii references in hope that eventually someone will give a shit?

Hawaii, it's the new DC.

Did you know XXXL was in Hawaii?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Hawaii, it's the new DC.

I think Screwey just fainted.

[mvscal]

Hawaii, it's the new DC.

I think Screwey just fainted.

...onto a pile of loosely stacked dicks. No, no. No need to file an OSHA complaint. He's OK.

[Left Seater]

But Cleveland sucks. The basketball team sucks. The baseball team sucks. The foobtall team sucks on levels that cannot be imagined. We do not have professional hockey (and why should we? they would suck too.)

Uhhh, you do have pro hockey. I have seen it with my own eyes this season. Now granted they suck too along with the rest of Cleveland sports, but they do exist.

[Screw_Michigan]

The A is barely pro hockey anyway.

[Left Seater]

The A is barely pro hockey anyway.

Sure, compared to the NHL, but then so is every other league in the world. The A is the second best league in the world.

[BSmack]

The A is barely pro hockey anyway.

Fuck off. Where else can you see a skating Moose?

[smackaholic]

after reading this, i think i'm gonna have to check out our almost NHL franchise. when i lived in nashville, i used to go to nashville knights games. it was a good time. so what if it is slow motion NHL, it was still fun to watch. minor league baseball is cool as well. i think the talent difference is less than with hockey.

[Left Seater]

Fuck off. Where else can you see a skating Moose?

Speaking of said Moose, we just beat them their and get to see them this Sunday in Houston.

after reading this, i think i'm gonna have to check out our almost NHL franchise. when i lived in nashville, i used to go to nashville knights games. it was a good time. so what if it is slow motion NHL, it was still fun to watch. minor league baseball is cool as well. i think the talent difference is less than with hockey.

I would say that the talent difference is pretty much zero. The NHL Second Star of the week spent the first twenty games of the year in the A. Called up, steps in and wins two games.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Fuck off. Where else can you see a skating Moose?

Try spending February in Sudbury.

[Moving Sale]

The Central Coast steakhouse pecking order is:
1. Casmalia Hitching post
1a. Buellton Hitching post

Everybody else, with Jocko's being a good roadside place that looks like a dump but serves good steaks.

As far as golf, Monarch Dunes is a great course but didn't fit my 'one word' line so I picked Blacklake and Lompoc is not really the CC so I left LaP off the list but it is a NICE course.

PS- 88 will not be living in CA because he would have to pass the toughest Bar Exam in the country to practice here.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Agreed. You are attempting to tell us Detroit and surroundings are nice.

Detroit = bad and scary
Surroundings = nice and pretty

Mmmkay? Let me know if I need to illustrate with crayons or a pop-up book. I know you aren't capable of much beyond squeezing your bitch tits inside your XL polos, but god damnit, I have faith in you.

[Kansas City Kid]

Agreed. You are attempting to tell us Detroit and surroundings are nice.

Detroit = bad and scary
Surroundings = nice and pretty
.

No, it isn't.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

And what would you know about it? Just shut up, you god awful moron.

[Kansas City Kid]

And what would you know about it? Just shut up, you god awful moron.

Detroit and surroundings are the taint of the universe. Deal with it. What else could we expect from someone who has never been 20 miles outside of Romulus like your dumb ass.

[Goober McTuber]

And what would you know about it? Just shut up, you god awful moron.

I can't believe you would talk to 88 that way. Sheesh.

[Screw_Michigan]

I would say that the talent difference is pretty much zero.

I know you have a deep hockey background and are very partial to the A, but I urge you to reconsider that argument. So what, a career minor leaguer stepped in and had a nice week. We may never hear from him again.

[BSmack]

I would say that the talent difference is pretty much zero.

I know you have a deep hockey background and are very partial to the A, but I urge you to reconsider that argument. So what, a career minor leaguer stepped in and had a nice week. We may never hear from him again.

I'm as big a honk as there is for minor league sports and for Rochester in general as there is. But even I am not going to say that the AHL is equal in talent to the NHL. The only position where there is something even remotely resembling parity might be at goal just because teams keep so few goalies relative to other positions. To say that the skaters are even close to equal across the board is insane.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Detroit and surroundings are the taint of the universe. Deal with it. What else could we expect from someone who has never been 20 miles outside of Romulus like your dumb ass.

In other words, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. That's what I thought.

[Kansas City Kid]

Detroit and surroundings are the taint of the universe. Deal with it. What else could we expect from someone who has never been 20 miles outside of Romulus like your dumb ass.

In other words, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. That's what I thought.

What an elegant surrender.

[Left Seater]

As far as the talent difference quote you guys are reacting too, it was in reference to BSmacks take on minor league baseball being closer to MLB than minor league hockey is to the NHL.

Remember, a few posts earlier I clearly stated the A was the second best league behind the NHL.

Clearly there is a talent gap between the A and the NHL. But there is a ton of talent in the A and some 35% of it will skate in the NHL this season.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Cleveland rocks.

Or so Drew Carey told me, anyway.

I remember driving between home and ND, you could get WMMS out of Cleveland for about half the trip, and they'd play that "Cleveland Rocks" song all the time. Someone in my dorm went home for fall break, scarfed up a bunch of their buzzard bumper stickers and our interhall football team all slapped them on our helmets. So we were the Buzzards, until the league made us take them off.

[Moving Sale]

I was commenting on the climate you syphilis infected dolt.

If anybody is syphilis infected it is both your pie hole and your ass hole, since both get plungered on a regular basis.

IKYABWI He? That is just grand.

Care to tell me how exactly that I'm wrong vis a vie Climate v Weather? I thought not.

[Derron]

I was commenting on the climate you syphilis infected dolt.

If anybody is syphilis infected it is both your pie hole and your ass hole, since both get plungered on a regular basis.

IKYABWI He? That is just grand.

Care to tell me how exactly that I'm wrong vis a vie Climate v Weather? I thought not.

The only thing I am going to tell you is that you are a stupid dick sucking moron who probably argues with yourself in the mirror and then screams " BODE".

Continue supporting your position as Board Bitch. You do remember that you are the Board Bitch right ?

[Moving Sale]

The only thing I am going to tell you is that you are a stupid dick sucking moron who probably argues with yourself in the mirror and then screams " BODE".

YOU are the one running around calling me an idiot because I know the difference between weather and climate.

Projection much?