Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp...

[Truman]

...Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask.

Looks like ol' Chuckles hosted a holiday party:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 1MCUNG.DTL

"Moon" sampling is a right-of-passage in these parts, but the home distillers I've had occasion to run across through the years all had sense enough to make ethanol. Something about not killing your friends and customers, I reckon. Still, 143 is an impressive number, and it appears like Chuck is looking to close out the year on a high note...

[Goober McTuber]

The Peace Corps needs to send a bunch of Mizzou-bred Cletii over to teach them how to do it right.

[Van]

"Cletii"

[Truman]

The Peace Corps needs to send a bunch of Mizzou-bred Cletii over to teach them how to do it right.

Just as well. Being bored to death by simple Cheeseheads would be tragic.

BTW, Mensa, the plural for "Cletus" would be Cletuses, not "Cleti", or even "Cletii" as Latin Clētus is fourth declension and its Latin plural is Clētūs.

[M2]

When did India ... become Egypt ???


My bad... Truman's from Missouri.


Carry on...

[Goober McTuber]

When did India ... become Egypt ???


My bad... Truman's from Missouri.


Carry on...

Nice work, Toolio, you simple-minded shit-smear.

[Moving Sale]

...Mr. Charles Darwin

There are two options here, either:

You have no idea who Darwin was or what he advocated,

or

You do know who he was and what he advocated and you are just too stupid to understand it.

[Truman]

...Mr. Charles Darwin

There are two options here, either:

You have no idea who Darwin was or what he advocated,

or

You do know who he was and what he advocated and you are just too stupid to understand it.

Well, there's that.

Or there could actually be a third option to be considered...

Apparently, there isn't much challenge to passing the California Bar. Otherwise, our diminutive resident asshat would be seeking honest work. No way you don't get rolled daily in Court. I'm guessing your clients hate you almost as much as we do.

It's a song lyric, fuckstain. M2 struggled with it too.

Congratulations, Midget Sale: You're just as dumb as a certified troll. So you've got that going for you.

Google the term Darwinism, Genius. It's only been a high (low) form of entertainment on these Boards since Algore invented the Interwebs.

Christ on a zebra, are you seriously this daft?!

[Moving Sale]

It's a song lyric, fuckstain. M2 struggled with it too.

I know who REM is you simpering dolt and I don't care what running joke you idiots have about Darwin. The fact of the matter is you have no idea how many, if any, of those people didn't have kids and if they did have kids Mr. Darwin has nothing to say about it.

Quit wearing your stupidity like a badge of honor.

[Truman]

I could see where that whole "survival of the fittest" thingie might be lost on you. Especially if a less benevolent society took pains to weed out all its midgets... and lawyers.

[Moving Sale]

Good Gawd you are a painfully stupid fuck. That is Spencer you idiot. Darwin didn't even use that phrase until a decade after Species was first published and the he NEVER used it as a scientific term. :doh:

[Truman]

So? The game is called "posting Darwinisms", not "Spencerisms".

BTW, Dreikäsehoch, Chuck did use the phrase and it is widely - if not completely accurately - attributed to him.

http://www.bartleby.com/11/4003.html

Fail. Miserably. Kill yourself.

[Moving Sale]

So? The game is called "posting Darwinisms", not "Spencerisms".

I'm not playing games I'm trying to knock some sense in to you, you vapid fuckstain.

Chuck did use the phrase

Yes, I know, I JUST posted that in my last post. You can read right?

and it is widely -

It is 'widely' attributed to him by stupid fucks like you.

if not completely accurately - attributed to him.

If by 'not completely accurately' you mean 'completely inaccurately' then I guess you got something.

Fail. Miserably. Kill yourself.

Yelling bode WHILE you are getting your ass handed to you? Nice job dummer esel.

[Van]

vapid fuckstain.

He's back! He's officially back!

~church bells peal~