For Vannie...

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:49 pm

Van wrote:Wait, back up. Which is the "FAT, FUCKING RETARD" KC poster

It's KC Paul.

I was the one who coined him the "FAT FUCKING RETARD" and everyone has called him that since then.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:24 pm

Okay, but which one is KC Paul and which one is Kaley? No one actually goes by those nics. Which one is Kansas City Kid, and is KC Paul the only FAT fucking RETARD of the bunch?

Do they only get fat because the others do, sorta like an IKYFBWAI? More importantly, who's the fattest of them all?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:25 pm

M2 wrote:
Van wrote:Wait, back up. Which is the "FAT, FUCKING RETARD" KC poster

It's KC Paul.

I was the one who coined him the "FAT FUCKING RETARD" and everyone has called him that since then.

Really? You were AP's Self of Steam?

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:26 pm

Goobs, the one I like best is M2 = Dins. How ya like dem apples?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:28 pm

Actually the earliest occurrence of Paul being called a “fat fucking retard” was January of 2008 by the AP’s Self of Steam troll.

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:32 pm

Van wrote: Which one is Kansas City Kid, and is KC Paul the only FAT fucking RETARD of the bunch?

Everyone in the Midwest is FAT.

KC Paul is the only one I gave the term to.

Everyone else just went with my take.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:35 pm

M2 wrote:
Van wrote: Which one is Kansas City Kid, and is KC Paul the only FAT fucking RETARD of the bunch?

Everyone in the Midwest is FAT.

KC Paul is the only one I gave the term to.

Everyone else just went with my take.

So the AP's Self of Steam troll is yours?

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:37 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Actually the earliest occurrence of Paul being called a “fat fucking retard” was January of 2008 by the AP’s Self of Steam troll.

Ummm... shit for brains... you're wrong once again.

It goes back to my thread around 4 or 5 years ago when I started a thread about Aaron Rodgers being a better QB than Brett Farve... aka "Brett Favre being a fucking redneck or something like that.

It can be looked up... if Pop queer hasn't deleted it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:45 pm

Van wrote:Okay, but which one is KC Paul and which one is Kaley? No one actually goes by those nics.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Paul = KC Paul.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:55 pm

And Kaley? And Kansas City Kid?

Hopefully they're all just mvscal fucking over K.C.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:03 pm

M2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Actually the earliest occurrence of Paul being called a “fat fucking retard” was January of 2008 by the AP’s Self of Steam troll.

Ummm... shit for brains... you're wrong once again.

It goes back to my thread around 4 or 5 years ago when I started a thread about Aaron Rodgers being a better QB than Brett Farve... aka "Brett Favre being a fucking redneck or something like that.

It can be looked up... if Pop queer hasn't deleted it.

Go ahead and link it up. My guess is that you're full of shit. As per usualm.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:04 pm

In the days of yon (or yawn), "The Kansas City Kid" began his board "career" as KC Kaley.

As for his size...

Think Flounder from Animal House. Think Lardass Hogan from Stand By Me. Think Mr. Creosote from the Meaning of Life.

Kaley is Fat Bastard big.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:07 pm

It's just a puffy coat.

Wait... wrong FAT FUCKING RETARD from KC... my bad.

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:07 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Go ahead and link it up. My guess is that you're full of shit. As per usualm.

Here ya go... shit for brains

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... e&start=80

.m2 wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
.m2 wrote:(Shoalzie, still bangin' your cousin?)
I would advise you to NOT go there in future posts, dipshit....unless of course you WANT to get run from here again.

Keep it on the straight and narrow m2ool....focus on the task at hand and leave the bullshit elsewhere.

Go fuck yourself.... you FAT FUCKING RETARD!

I think Poptart speaks for everyone on the board NOT from Kansas City...

poptart wrote:Admins, m0ds, ... can we get together and eliminate Paul from this forum?

He simply can not be rehabilitated.

Get him out of here and maybe we can get back some of the solid posters who left here because it just wasn't worth it any more.

Let's do this.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:11 pm

Truman wrote:In the days of yon (or yawn), "The Kansas City Kid" began his board "career" as KC Kaley.

Wrong again, Buttplug.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:13 pm

M2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Go ahead and link it up. My guess is that you're full of shit. As per usualm.

Here ya go... shit for brains

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... e&start=80

Yes, that post would be from Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:13 pm. Now take a look at this one:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... rd#p487477

About 7 months before yours. Shit for brains, indeed. Dumbfuck.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:14 pm

Would I be correct in stating that someone somewhere said Kansas City Kid = Samurai Gangbang?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:14 pm

Van wrote:Would I be correct in stating that someone somewhere said Kansas City Kid = Samurai Gangbang?

No.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:15 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:About 7 months before yours. Shit for brains, indeed. Dumbfuck.

Forgive him -- that was right around the time he was celebrating KAL's national championship.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:18 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Van wrote:Would I be correct in stating that someone somewhere said Kansas City Kid = Samurai Gangbang?
No.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:29 pm

Van wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Van wrote:Would I be correct in stating that someone somewhere said Kansas City Kid = Samurai Gangbang?
No.
:evil:

Pretty safe bet they've both had some form of intercourse with their sister, though, so the confusion is understandable.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:31 pm

SG is from St. Louis, IIRC. If that's the case he prolly never would even joke about being from KC.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:35 pm

Dins, don't tell me you wouldn't grudgefuck SG's sister. Can you imagine growing up with her, considering that mouth of hers? Every time Oregon lost a game, Greg Oden tried to take a step, or one of your 2:00 a.m. catfish spit the hook you'd go all brazzers.com/punish.the.bitch on her. You'd work around the vomit. You always do.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:46 pm

Van wrote:Dins, don't tell me you wouldn't grudgefuck SG's sister. Can you imagine growing up with her, considering that mouth of hers? Every time Oregon lost a game, Greg Oden tried to take a step, or one of your 2:00 a.m. catfish spit the hook you'd go all brazzers.com/punish.the.bitch on her. You'd work around the vomit. You always do.

Uhhh... I grew up with a deece looking sister, and no, it never once occurred to me to drop the hammer.

And since this thread has its origins in KC, I'll pull the trigger...

YOU must have wanted to fuck YOUR sister growing up.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:49 pm

Oh, and since it's for Vannie:

6-3 at home in the last 20, including 3 straight since '05. Not as prolific as I thought, but still enough to like our chances against a reigning SB champion.

And while I liked our chances of covering as a double-digit home dawg, I did not call for an outright win. All props due are for our resident Board spit-cup.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:52 pm

<------has no sisters.

Besides, Dins, your sister probably didn't inspire the need to grudgefuck her, the way SG's sister assuredly would.

Wait a second. What am I saying?

People, just try to imagine this concept...

...A FEMALE VERSION OF DINS!

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:53 pm

Van wrote:...you'd go all brazzers.com/punish.the.bitch on her. You'd work around the vomit. You always do.

Somebody is a Tory Lane admirer...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:54 pm

Van wrote:...A FEMALE VERSION OF DINS!

IB was run.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:54 pm

YOU'RE a female version of Dins.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:54 pm

Truman wrote:6-3 at home in the last 20, including 3 straight since '05. Not as prolific as I thought, but still enough to like our chances against a reigning SB champion.

And while I liked our chances of covering as a double-digit home dawg, I did not call for an outright win. All props due are for our resident Board spit-cup.

You dick, I already did the legwork and posted it for you in the NFL thread, and now you come in here, all Truman-come-lately, with the same shit?

I came up with 6-2, btw, at least @ Arrowhead. Check the thread.

(Edit: Just checked it again, and I missed the very first one. You're right, they are 6-3 @ Arrowhead, not 6-2.)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:55 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Van wrote:...A FEMALE VERSION OF DINS!
IB was run.

BWA..... ERRRRRRRRR, I mean...

YOU wre run!

Damn this Kansas City Smack is pretty easy.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:56 pm

Dinsdale wrote:YOU'RE a female version of Dins.

Why did I know that was coming?

Still, flattery will get you everywhere.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:01 pm

No, flattery will get YOU everywhere.

I should change my nic to KCDins. I'm not from KC, and I've never been there, but it'd sure save me some keystrokes.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:02 pm

You'd have to buy all new clothes though, once you let yourself go.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:10 pm

I suppose a puffy coat is mandatory.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:11 pm

There's no Big and Tall haberdashery stores in KC. There are just simply called Big.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:16 pm

I suppose selection of the puffy coat is crucial, so as not to make a certain mansion-dwelling KCite believe I'm huge, garnering me an invite to lift and steam.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:22 pm

ucant, following the TiC theme, wrote:haberdashery stores

Dins, your call...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:28 pm

Van wrote:
ucant, following the TiC theme, wrote:haberdashery stores
Dins, your call...

haberdashery
five syllable word, huh?
KC Folk retards

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:42 pm

Terry, now ucant
extra words, why the hell not
say it twice, you fool