Isn't the board great without Kaley?

[Screw_Michigan]

Just in time for Christmas, it's like a bonus vacation, an extra stiff drink or a bigger beer than you expected. One of those moments that just makes you smile and warms the cockles of your heart. And eradicating a true tard's tard from the board for the common good, the Deciders smile down upon us.

Today 12/23 should forever be known as "VFfR Day" -- Victory over FAT fucking RETARDS.

[Mikey]

Every board needs its Fa...

Nah...it doesn't.

[Truman]

Just in time for Christmas, it's like a bonus vacation, an extra stiff drink or a bigger beer than you expected. One of those moments that just makes you smile and warms the cockles of your heart. And eradicating a true tard's tard from the board for the common good, the Deciders smile down upon us.

Today 12/23 should forever be known as "VFfR Day" -- Victory over FAT fucking RETARDS.

Mother Teresa...
Desmond Tutu...
Doctors Without Borders...



Screw_Michigan.

Gentleman, we have our winner...

[War Wagon]

Not to take any undue credit, but twas moi that caused the FFR to melt and post the pic that got him banned.

[BSmack]

Not to take any undue credit, but twas moi that caused the FFR to melt and post the pic that got him banned.

But Screwy lives in DC. Did you know that?

[Truman]

Yeah, but Screwey dropped the Daisy Cutter. You'll have to content yourself with being the Archduke Ferdinand of the whole conflict, Wags...

[Mikey]

Not to take any undue credit, but twas moi that caused the FFR to melt and post the pic that got him banned.

You're next.

:twisted:

[Atomic Punk]

Not to take any undue credit, but twas moi that caused the FFR to melt and post the pic that got him banned.

What happened?

BTW, I didn't know Screwy lives in DC. ha

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Merry Christmas, Screwey.

Hope you have a great holiday season in the nation's capital! Be well, my good friend.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[mvscal]

Not to take any undue credit, but twas moi that caused the FFR to melt and post the pic that got him banned.

So what was it? Gay porn? Scat?

[Screw_Michigan]

But Screwy lives in DC. Did you know that?

I'm actually in Rockville, MD.

[Screw_Michigan]

Merry Christmas, Screwey.

Hope you have a great holiday season in the nation's capital! Be well, my good friend.

You too, Comrade. May you have a secular holiday as well.

[Dinsdale]

Wait...

Screwey lives in almost-DC?

[Mace]

Wait...

Screwey lives in almost-DC?

Yep, and I live in almost-Missouri......close enough to buy their cheaper Skoal, but not close enough to view my cousins as sexual conquests.

[Carson]

If you travel across a state line to save money on Skoal...

You might be a redneck.

[Mace]

If you travel across a state line to save money on Skoal...

You might be a redneck.

There's no "might" about it, Carson.

[Truman]

Wait...

Screwey lives in almost-DC?

Yep, and I live in almost-Missouri......close enough to buy their cheaper Skoal, but not close enough to view my cousins as sexual conquests.

You must not have hot cousins. Regardless. Long cut or fine?

Skoal ran me off when it got up over four bucks a can. Stumbled on to this stuff a couple years ago in a sample tent at a Cup Race:



About as close to Skoal fine as I've ever found since Silvercreek (they've disappeared from the market), and at 25% more chew for $2.75 a tin, I can live with it. Apparently, lots of other Skoal-heads think so too - the local Breaktime seems to be out of it half the time (jones). Been on it long enough that the high-dollar stuff tastes "funny" when I have occasion to sample it...

[Mace]

I prefer the longcut, Truman, and pay about $50 for three rolls of Skoal...about $3.33 a can, as opposed to almost $6 a can in Iowa. I've never tried Red Seal but I may have to look for some. I drive about 18 miles to a little town on the border to make my purchases and the parking lot is always full of Iowans making their tobacco purchases since Iowa added a $1 a pack tax to cigs and chew. Our Governor at the time wasn't smart enough to realize we dippers and smokers would drive to border states to buy tobacco products and was stupid enough to claim that the drop in Iowa tobacco sales was because Iowans were quitting their bad habits.....and never admitting that our money was going to Missouri and other border states.

[Truman]

Yeah, at something-like $0.16 a pack, our smoke-tax in one of the lowest - if not the lowest - in the country, and a finely-honed axe ground by our resident lefties bent on growing the size of gov er, raising state revenues for the poor, indigent, and underprivileged.

Thing is, we still grow quite a bit of smoke along the bluffs of the Missouri, and enough of the populace (one-in-five adults) must've missed the memo that said tobacco was actually bad for you to make any discussion of a major raise in the state tax a non-starter.

Thanks for the revenues, Iowegian. Be sure to visit the boats next time you're in town too! :grin:

[Mace]

Thanks for the invite, Truman, but we've got our own boats, one in the town where I grew up, and I rarely throw my money away there unless I'm doing the buffet.

[smackaholic]

so, who got banned?

[Mace]

Most of the high school kids that chew are packin' Grizzly. It's cheaper than Skoal and if it gets confiscated at school, it's not that big of a deal. I've heard them talk about having a "bear snack" at lunch....which means a Grizzly break. My dad buys Grizzly or Timberwolf.

[War Wagon]

My dad buys Grizzly or Timberwolf.

Your dad?

Rack the longevity.

[smackaholic]

No shit.

Mr Mace gotta be well past 100.

Maybe I'll take the stuff up.

[Mace]

No, my dad is only 88 years young and he's been dippin' for as long as I can remember. My maternal great grandmother chewed plug tobacco and smoked a corn cob pipe and was snuffed out (so to speak) at the young age of 93.

[Derron]

Damn sin taxes on those vice's. Sure is nice we don't have to pay those.

Sin,

Every dope grower in the country.

[Screw_Michigan]

It has been 11 months since I last dipped, but when I dipped, wintergreen Grizzly was the best and straight was good, too. $2.75 per can got me through college.

[Screw_Michigan]

The best dips I had for consistency per price have to have been:

1. Grizzly Wintergreen
2. Kodiak Wintergreen
3. Kodiak Ice
4. Grizzly Straight
5. Kodiak Straight

These dips are pretty much the only dips worth dipping and everything else is gross and disgusting and a waste of money. Nothing sucked more than buying shitty dip.

[Carson]

You strike me as a Skoal Bandit kind of guy.

[poptart]

Kaley knows Wagon's name, so he went to Wagon's facebook page and then brought his pic over here and posted it - in the NFL Forum, as some kind of 'smack' attempt on his part.

I saw the pic and deleted it, considering it personal info.

Kaley said that pic was posted previously here on the board, so Mgo repeatedly asked Kaley to link him up to the thread where it was posted.

*crickets*

Of course Kaley lied about the pic having been posted here previously.

Then the hammer was dropped on him.

FAT FUCKING RETARD was run.

Don't know if it is permanent.

Just another chapter in the Kansas City 'Tard Chronicles.

[Mikey]

I was tempted to post some mouf cancer pics in this thread, but fought it off.