Check out these two kooks

[kcdave]

http://www.kansascity.com/2011/12/30/33 ... ouple.html

Where do I even start?
I guess its good these two found each other.
I don't even want to imagine how bad that bitches twat smells.
Some one get dude a pair of pants that fit.
Left coasters, I hope they join your ranks sooner rather than later.

[smackaholic]

a house full of glass containers?

i'll bet their broom and dustpan gets a lot of use. What fukkin' maroons.

cutting down on waste makes sense, if you are practical about it. these tools are not.

[BSmack]

Gotta love grandma in Des Moines breaking off her granddaughter with "You’re getting a little weird, aren’t you?"

[Mace]

I think Grandma was being kind.

[BSmack]

I think Grandma was being kind.

Translated out of Grandma-speak, that means "Snap out of it you goddamned weirdo! You're giving the family a bad name!"

My late maternal grandmother, as a farm born and raised a woman as any Iowa grandmother, used to drop the same kind of bombs on her flock from time to time. Things like "Steven's acting a little different these days" actually meant "What the hell is wrong with that kid? He just sits there and doesn't talk to anyone." You just have to read into it.

[Mace]

Translated out of Grandma-speak, that means "Snap out of it you goddamned weirdo! You're giving the family a bad name!"

Yep, and I bet Grandma can't wait for the little weirdo to pull into Des Moines for Christmas dinners every year.

Grandma: "I've decided we're going to save on the clean up this year...and dish washing, so grab a paper plate and styrofoam cup and dig in. And I don't wanna here any weirdo shit about creating trash 'cause we'll burn everything in the burn barrrel when we're done."