The following people can fuck themselves in 2012

[Screw_Michigan]

1) My old boss and his boss. You push me out the door after giving me a raise and a positive performance review because this is a "transitional position," or whatever the fuck that means in the bizarro jizz-mopping world. Now I got a new job and a huge boost in pay. I hope you choke on your boss' pencil-sized dick. PS, your daughter looks like a ni66er.

2) Woman I used to work with. Like it or not, asking a guy to get up at 8 am on a Saturday to go to Baltimore with you to make sock puppets is a date. But thanks for letting me know before embarking on that miserable endeavor that it wasn't what you were inferring.

3) The Commonwealth of Virginia. You elect a governor and atty gen who hate basically anyone who isn't white and rich and super conservative, your sprawl and commutes are soul sucking, you demand infrastructure improvements (HOT lanes, Beltway renovations) but you refuse to actually pay for it, you despise the portion of the state that is the economic engine (NOVA), you're going to eventually privatize the public colleges, thereby reducing any incentive for middle-class people to put up with the previously mentioned soul-sucking commutes so their kid can get a decent deal on a good education, and your rents in north Arlington are so overheated that idiots are willing to pay $1300 for a studio in Rosslyn with few to no amenities. My God.

4) Friend I went to high school and college with. You haven't moved out of your parents' basement since you graduated from college in 2007, but yet you have the fucking audacity to say you're in "preliminary discussions" with your GF (a single mother with an 11 y/o who you have been dating for four months) to buy a house together. I love you, but you are a fucking idiot. Full stop. And, no, you're not self-sufficient until you are paying to house yourself, despite your delusions to the contrary.

5) PSUFAN. Read less and post more, dingleberry.

6) FAT fucking RETARDS all over the world.

[Screw_Michigan]

I don't live there anymore, so I don't really care too much about the Cunt and her Cunt Son.

[War Wagon]

Now I got a new job and a huge boost in pay.

With your mad social skills, it won't be long before you get pushed out another door.

[poptart]

PS, your daughter looks like a ni66er