Happy birthday Ana Ng

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:52 pm

Hey, babe, you’re looking pretty good for your age. I think. I probably need to see a more recent pic. Preferably with some boobage. Chop chop.

Get fucked · Post by **Get fucked** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:03 pm

Hey you crotchity old bastard

Get fucked.

pron · Post by **pron** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:17 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:51 am

Hmmm. I would have guessed early 30s...

Regardless. Happy 36 DD... errr 39th.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:05 am

Thanks for the Bday thread and well wishes. <3

Sorry I'm like, a week late. :/

pron · Post by **pron** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 2:04 pm

:grin:

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:46 am

what a coincidence, today I turned 50 revolutions on this rock. I am officially old now.

wifey and I went out and gorged at the Argosy casino all-you-can-eat crab leg buffet after work.

happy belated to you, Ana.

oh, and T1B turns 7 today. Congrats to all who make this dump a good place to waste some time.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:04 am

Ana Ng wrote:

Do you not believe in make-up?

Is Aunt Flo visiting? Is that why why you're wearing sweats and look like your corpse has just been fished out of a run-off pond?

This was a very disappointing showing, Ana. I expected more.

You are no trev. Sorry.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:22 am

Do you not believe in make-up?

She can pull it off.

If you stare at Ana's lips long enough, sorta looks like a puckered asshole. Yeah, that'll do. That'll do just fine...

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:25 am

Meh, I have nice skin. I don't see why I need to clog it up with all that garbage all the time.

And ya, I was wearing sweats. Haha!

I've never seen Trev. Either way, I'm OK with just being my homely self.

At least I brushed my teeth, faggot.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:35 am

Don't change a thing. Pretty eyes, btw...

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:05 am

Martyred wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:
Do you not believe in make-up?

Is Aunt Flo visiting? Is that why why you're wearing sweats and look like your corpse has just been fished out of a run-off pond?

This was a very disappointing showing, Ana. I expected more.

You are no trev. Sorry.

Damn right....she's sober.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:37 am

Truman wrote:Don't change a thing. Pretty eyes, btw...

Hey, thanks.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:If you stare at Ana's lips long enough, sorta looks like a puckered asshole.

Why do I get the feeling you see EVERYTHING as an asshole?

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:12 am

Happy Birthday. I have sun damage and it's not pretty. Indulged in some laser treatments this year.

Ana is much prettier. Besides, she doesn't drink like a sailor.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:10 pm

Ana Ng wrote:Why do I get the feeling you see EVERYTHING as an asshole?

Well, I am surrounded by assholes in this place.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:24 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: If you stare at Ana's lips long enough, sorta looks like a puckered asshole. Yeah, that'll do. That'll do just fine...

rack it and rack ana's other starfish.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:06 am

Okay. Here's a little eyeliner and lip gloss.

Any better?

And STFU about Popeye. I love that guy.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:36 am

a little better, in that in the first pic you looked like you were drunk or hadn't slept well in days.

Much more bright-eyed in the second pic, regardless of make-up.

I don't have much use for women piling on mascara and lipstick like a porn queen.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:11 am

Ana Ng wrote:Okay. Here's a little eyeliner and lip gloss.

GAAAAHHH@@!!! You look like my wife except with bigger tits. Same haircut, same hair color, same eyes, same eyebrows. You could be sisters.

How the fuck am I supposed to fantasize now?!?

:(

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:18 am

Everyone used to make fun of these bangs?!!!!

I can't win for losing, mang.

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:24 am

Your tee-shirt looks much better with bangs.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:27 am

Ana Ng wrote:Everyone used to make fun of these bangs?!!!!

My daughter sports bangs like those. Pretty girl. Bofe of you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:53 am

Ana Ng wrote:Everyone used to make fun of these bangs?!!!!

I can't win for losing, mang.

Sure you can. Just look down.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:04 am

Ana Ng wrote:~~Everyone~~ Homosexuals used to make fun of these bangs?!!!!

I can't win for losing, mang.

I'll bet you didn't tell your husband before you cut your hair short either. Yeah, I've had that conversation.

Oh...hi. You, uh...cut your hair. No, it looks great. I'm....I'm just suprised that's all.

Something like that?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:34 am

Ha! No, he knew. I actually grew it out for him a few yrs. ago.

I think he's actually happier now that my showers went from 40 mins. to 25 mins. Also, I don't have as many headaches from the weight of it. (It was at the middle of my back a couple months ago before I finally cut it)

I get what you're sayin' though. No more "pony rides".

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:42 am

You know women have given up... when they cut their hair short and are over 30 years old.

Looks good on women in their early 20's and after that... not so much.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:49 am

"Given up" is a little harsh.

It's a lot of up-keep, and used to get caught in everything. I suppose it's like the equivalent of a man and his "well manicured" facial hair.

I still shave my legs and whatsuch every day. How's THAT for "given up"? :/

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:01 am

Ana Ng wrote:"Given up" is a little harsh.

Yeah, maybe a little... some women can pull it off. Not many though.

Ana Ng wrote:I still shave my legs and whatsuch every day. How's THAT for "given up"? :/

Do you really have to shave everyday and whatsuch ?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:06 am

No.

I'm just kinda obsessive compulsive about it. I feel icky if I even have the slightest bit of stubble. Hence the 25 minute showers.

And don't get me STARTED on deodorant, perfume, and body sprays. :uhh

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:16 am

Ana Ng wrote:And don't get me STARTED on deodorant, perfume, and body sprays. :uhh

I think most guys are down with women that have that compulsive disorder.

I'm good either way, as long as she takes care of her trip.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:13 pm

mvscal wrote: How the fuck am I supposed to fantasize now?!?

mvscal wrote:sisters

Seems like you answered your own question.

pron · Post by **pron** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:24 pm

mvscal wrote:How the fuck am I supposed to fantasize now?!?

With this

and this

Ana Ng wrote:I still shave my legs and whatsuch every day

you should be able to gyjo pretty easily.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:37 pm

Ana Ng wrote:I still shave my legs and whatsuch every day

I'd get all up in that whatsuch. Whatsuch would look like the Holland Tunnel when I was done.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:20 pm

A national historic landmark?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:27 am

Gotta laugh at toolio trying to pretend like he's all heterosexual. It's OK, milton, we all know you're still one of "the girls."

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:32 pm

Ana Ng wrote:I still shave my legs and whatsuch every day.

Shave?!? You fucking barbarian.

You call your hoohah a "whatsuch"? Interesting.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:50 pm

M2 wrote:You know women have given up... when they cut their hair short and are over 30 years old.

You know m2 has given up....when they cut their hair short and still have a labia.

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:08 pm

R-Jack wrote:
M2 wrote:You know women have given up... when they cut their hair short and are over 30 years old.
You know m2 has given up....when they cut their hair short and still have a labia.

We're going to go with fail here...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:34 pm

Ana Ng wrote:Everyone used to make fun of these bangs?!!!!

Everyone should say:

"I like big tits and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl with a itty bitty waist
Puts those round things in your face
You get sprung."

BTW Ana, I'm guessing you're married to a "Bubble Haed." I've spent 3 days on SSN-696 USS New York City. http://navysite.de/ssn/ssn696.htm
It went much faster than the FAQ of 32 knots submerged.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:50 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Everyone should say:

"I like lace panties and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a guy like me with a camera clicks,
and sends to others those infamous pics,
Err…ahhh…burp."