Predictions this weekend
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Predictions this weekend
Straight up:
New Orleans over San Francisco
New England over Denver
Baltimore over Houston
NY over Green Bay
Against the spread (lines per Bodog):
New Orleans -4
New England -14
Houston +9
NY +9
New Orleans over San Francisco
New England over Denver
Baltimore over Houston
NY over Green Bay
Against the spread (lines per Bodog):
New Orleans -4
New England -14
Houston +9
NY +9
Re: Predictions this weekend
Confucious say, "He who make sporting wager before JAFJ weighs in with his predictions is dumber than lobotomized water buffalo."
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Re: Predictions this weekend
NO -4
DEN +14
HOU +9
NYG +9
DEN +14
HOU +9
NYG +9
Fucking hypocrite. What is with you and the Giants, anyway? You've had a hardon for that shit team for weeks.Mgo wrote:NE -14
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Re: Predictions this weekend
Hardon? Because I said they'd beat the perennial playoff-choking Falcons at home? I don't like to pick straight chalk, so consider this my token upset special. And because the Giants are getting hot at the right time, and have made a run before.
Fuck off.
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Re: Predictions this weekend
NO/SF- Saints have looked unstoppable lately but the 49ers are underrated and I like them to stuff the Saints' run and actually pressure Brees and not let that line give him the time he had vs. Detroit. Big game for the 49ers on the ground and forcing some turnovers, and the Saints don't have the defense to scare SF into fukking up on offense. 49ers 22, Saints 21.
DE/NE- I've been saying all year that the Patriots defense fucking sucks. It's going to be freezing as balls Saturday night, and back in the early 2000s that was perfect weather for the Patriots for the division game because they'd work your ass off with Smith or Dillon and Faulk and make badass plays on D with Law and McGinest. Now, this shit doesn't work to their favor. I know Brady still kicks ass in cold weather but the Broncos are going to get to his ass and piss him off and he'll melt down some. Then the Broncos will move the ball well against this shit defense that can't stop the run. Broncos 26, Patriots 24.
NYG/GB- Too many people are going with the Giants which really cracks me up. The Packers are just biding time and waiting for the fraud Giants to show up so that they can polax these bitches. Packers 42, Giants 19.
HOU/BAL- this is the easiest pick of the week. I like the Ravens at home against the upstart Texans who do have some guts this year but the Ravens are awesome. Baltimore 30, Houston 20.
DE/NE- I've been saying all year that the Patriots defense fucking sucks. It's going to be freezing as balls Saturday night, and back in the early 2000s that was perfect weather for the Patriots for the division game because they'd work your ass off with Smith or Dillon and Faulk and make badass plays on D with Law and McGinest. Now, this shit doesn't work to their favor. I know Brady still kicks ass in cold weather but the Broncos are going to get to his ass and piss him off and he'll melt down some. Then the Broncos will move the ball well against this shit defense that can't stop the run. Broncos 26, Patriots 24.
NYG/GB- Too many people are going with the Giants which really cracks me up. The Packers are just biding time and waiting for the fraud Giants to show up so that they can polax these bitches. Packers 42, Giants 19.
HOU/BAL- this is the easiest pick of the week. I like the Ravens at home against the upstart Texans who do have some guts this year but the Ravens are awesome. Baltimore 30, Houston 20.
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Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit
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Re: Predictions this weekend
I notice you didn't say anything about the 14 point spread in the NE/Jesus game. Tard.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hardon? Because I said they'd beat the perennial playoff-choking Falcons at home? I don't like to pick straight chalk, so consider this my token upset special. And because the Giants are getting hot at the right time, and have made a run before.
Fuck off.
Re: Predictions this weekend
New Orleans
New England
Houston
Green Bay
New England
Houston
Green Bay
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What do you want me to say, jerkoff? I'm going against the grain this time.Screw_Michigan wrote:I notice you didn't say anything about the 14 point spread in the NE/Jesus game. Tard.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hardon? Because I said they'd beat the perennial playoff-choking Falcons at home? I don't like to pick straight chalk, so consider this my token upset special. And because the Giants are getting hot at the right time, and have made a run before.
Fuck off.
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Re: Predictions this weekend
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:NYG/GB- Too many people are going with the Giants which really cracks me up. The Packers are just biding time and waiting for the fraud Giants to show up so that they can polax these bitches. Packers 42, Giants 19.
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FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Broncos 26, Patriots 24.
Re: Predictions this weekend
Not sure why everybody likes the Saints so much in this game.
Saints are 5-3 on the road. Niners are 7-1 at home.
Saints are 3-2 on grass and 3-2 outdoors. Niners are 9-2 on grass, 11-2 outdoors.
Alex Smith has a better QB rating this season than Brees does both outdoors and on grass. Not saying that the Niners have an advantage at QB but a lot of Brees' awesomeness gets left at the Superdome.
Saints are 5-3 on the road. Niners are 7-1 at home.
Saints are 3-2 on grass and 3-2 outdoors. Niners are 9-2 on grass, 11-2 outdoors.
Alex Smith has a better QB rating this season than Brees does both outdoors and on grass. Not saying that the Niners have an advantage at QB but a lot of Brees' awesomeness gets left at the Superdome.
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Re: Predictions this weekend
You might be right. The fact it's at San Fran makes it an intriguing match-up. I think NO will elevate their game beyond those stats you mentioned, given the situation. Not to say SF won't, but they're an enigma to me due to their lack of playoff experience.
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Re: Predictions this weekend
San Francisco
New England
Houston
New York Giants
New England
Houston
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New Orleans
Green Bay
New England
Baltimore
Yep, straight favorites. Sue me.
Green Bay
New England
Baltimore
Yep, straight favorites. Sue me.
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I agree with Mikey on NO @ SF.
SF wins outright.
Pickin' winners:
SF
NE
BAL
GB
Home cookin'.
SF wins outright.
Pickin' winners:
SF
NE
BAL
GB
Home cookin'.
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Re: Predictions this weekend
Straight up
New Orleans
New England
Baltimore
Green Bay
Against the spread
San Fran +4
Denver +14
Houston +9
NY +9
btw I'm not betting any of these games-anything over a touchdown point spread is a disaster waiting to happen
San Francisco is a pretty good defense coupled with a "never know what you'll get" offense....Brees is on a fucking roll, the only thing that might stop him is the winds of San Fran
New England should roll, but this isn't the same Bronco team they played a few weeks back....so long as Denver doesn't turn the ball over three times within the last 5 minutes of the second quarter, they should keep it close
Houston gets the "nobody is expecting much from you Focker" award for making it this far....Arian Foster is a great RB and Yates has been a serviceable replacement-Flacco is serviceable as well, but Rice is Bmores' offense.....against that Raven D, all I can say is best of luck Texans, you're going to need it
Giants-nice team, average offense, good defense but I think the Packers are going to draw them into a shootout and nobody does that better than Rodgers-besides, Green Bay at home is about as tough as it gets
New Orleans
New England
Baltimore
Green Bay
Against the spread
San Fran +4
Denver +14
Houston +9
NY +9
btw I'm not betting any of these games-anything over a touchdown point spread is a disaster waiting to happen
San Francisco is a pretty good defense coupled with a "never know what you'll get" offense....Brees is on a fucking roll, the only thing that might stop him is the winds of San Fran
New England should roll, but this isn't the same Bronco team they played a few weeks back....so long as Denver doesn't turn the ball over three times within the last 5 minutes of the second quarter, they should keep it close
Houston gets the "nobody is expecting much from you Focker" award for making it this far....Arian Foster is a great RB and Yates has been a serviceable replacement-Flacco is serviceable as well, but Rice is Bmores' offense.....against that Raven D, all I can say is best of luck Texans, you're going to need it
Giants-nice team, average offense, good defense but I think the Packers are going to draw them into a shootout and nobody does that better than Rodgers-besides, Green Bay at home is about as tough as it gets
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Re: Predictions this weekend
Greenbay at home vs. the Giants is a good pick.
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I predict that in about 3 hours, my team becomes relevant again.
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Re: Predictions this weekend
If Graham is already done for the day, and if Pierre Thomas sustained a concussion from that obvious helmet-to-helmet hit that caused him to fumble at the one-yard line, this game may already be decided. Minus those two guys, the San Francisco defense is going to tee off.
Definitely looking shaky for New Orleans. They waste a long drive, fumbling at the one, then force a rare fumble by San Francisco on their own thirty, but fail to cover it.
Yep, this could be a long day for the Saints.
Definitely looking shaky for New Orleans. They waste a long drive, fumbling at the one, then force a rare fumble by San Francisco on their own thirty, but fail to cover it.
Yep, this could be a long day for the Saints.
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Man, how badly are the Saints regretting that crazy loss to the Rams?
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Re: Predictions this weekend
Wow. Saints are toast.
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17-7 - still a long way to go. Niners lead the league in both takeaways and fewest turnovers.
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I picked all Saints in the NFL.com Fantasy Playoff Challenge. Seemed like a good idea at the time... ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Colston is one hell of an underrated WR.
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Underrated by whom?
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Nice catch. Four TOs.
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That was a helluva catch on the pick, but at least that one really just worked out the same as a long punt.
Hard to imagine that the Saints could still be in this thing while losing the turnover battle 0-4, yet here they are.
Hard to imagine that the Saints could still be in this thing while losing the turnover battle 0-4, yet here they are.
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The Niners offense is pretty damn anemic.
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Since the Packers don't turn the ball over much, it's hard to envision the 49ers going into Lambeau in January and coming out with a win.
Then again...fumble 49ers...they may not have to worry about it.
Then again...fumble 49ers...they may not have to worry about it.
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Why does the Niners offense always seem utterly unprepared every time it's third-and-long and the Saints send a blitz? It's what they do. It's all they ever do. It's the only way the Saints can ever manage a pass rush.
Aaaaaaand... another Saints fumble, this time on a punt return. Christ.
Aaaaaaand... another Saints fumble, this time on a punt return. Christ.
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Nice to see the Mizzou tandem of Smith's making their presence felt.
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Colston has to make that TD catch. He went alligator arms on a perfectly thrown ball.
Great receiver, who nevertheless drops way too passes. That one could really end up coming back to haunt the Saints.
Great receiver, who nevertheless drops way too passes. That one could really end up coming back to haunt the Saints.
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Should have caught that pass for a TD.War Wagon wrote:Colston is one hell of an underrated WR.
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Easy to say when you watch the replay in slow motion. Not so easy to do when you have the FS getting ready to light you up.Van wrote:Colston has to make that TD catch. He went alligator arms on a perfectly thrown ball.
But, if you're going to get lit up anyway, yeah, might as well make the catch.
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Jesus, and now Patrick Robinson drops a cripple of a pick, well in 49ers territory.
It's amazing that the Saints are still in this game. They're not making any plays, except for mistakes. If San Francisco had any sort of any offense, this one would be a blowout.
It's amazing that the Saints are still in this game. They're not making any plays, except for mistakes. If San Francisco had any sort of any offense, this one would be a blowout.
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Exactly. That's the definition of alligator arms.War Wagon wrote:Easy to say when you watch the replay in slow motion. Not so easy to do when you have the FS getting ready to light you up.Van wrote:Colston has to make that TD catch. He went alligator arms on a perfectly thrown ball.
But, if you're going to get lit up anyway, yeah, might as well make the catch.
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Saints finally pull ahead, but with a ton of time on the clock. This one feels like a David Akers FG for the win.
If the 49ers lose this one despite a 5-1 edge in turnovers plus all those other Saints mistakes, wooo, that'd be a bitch to swallow.
If the 49ers lose this one despite a 5-1 edge in turnovers plus all those other Saints mistakes, wooo, that'd be a bitch to swallow.
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And there it is, the big play to put the 49ers in FG position.
Just don't score too quickly, Niners.
Just don't score too quickly, Niners.
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