Happy birthday Ana Ng

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:35 pm

This thread has been the best present ever.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:37 pm

Hey Goobs, did you move to Kansas City because they use chain saws instead of wax to rid you of pubes?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:11 am

You can gauge the current status of Ana's relationship with her babby-daddy by the raciness of the pics she posts.
She's quite transparent in that regard, really.

For example:

LEVEL ONE - not speaking with baby-daddy for a few days = cutesy-pie shots dressed in pink...lots of lip gloss

LEVEL TWO - harsh words spoken between them = extreme cleavage shots...dog-pushed-up-between-the-bossoms shots

LEVEL THREE - he's moved out again...possibly leaving a wake of broken furniture = ass shots...possible areola sightings...

It's her passive-aggressive swipe at him. You can almost set your watch to it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:27 am

Ana Ng wrote:

Any better?

Great...now I feel bad that I haven't phoned my grandmother to say hello since Christmas.

:(

Way to bum me out, Ana.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:06 am

Sudden Sam wrote: Dammit. I musta been out that day.

Trust me...Mr. Ng must have come home with the stink of strange on his crank more than once, 'cause there's plenty of those pics floating around.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:47 am

You sound like a screeching Canadian queen, Marty. Maybe you and Phibes could knock off early for some coffee and vigorous anal sex.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:13 am

mvscal wrote:You sound like a screeching Canadian queen, Marty. Maybe you and Phibes could knock off early for some coffee and vigorous anal sex.

Calm down, Nacho...I didn't say I wouldn't want to hose down her knockers with my Miracle Whip.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:45 am

You people need to show Ana a little more respect. The behavior in this thread is crude and appalling.

Myself, I would treat Ana to a nice Italian dinner, which I prepared myself, of course. Afterward, we would sit ocean-side, sharing laughs, good wine and good conversation. I would stroke her hair in the glow of the moonlight. And while the night was still young I would deliver her home, safe and sound. Because I'm a gentleman like that. Then I would escort her to the front door, bid her farewell, and park myself in front of the peephole I drilled into the side of the house earlier that day, and vigorously beat off to her voluptuous tittays for the next 6 hours.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:46 am

I believe Marty has just won the award for the "creepiest" SOB on this board. Pretty amazing achievement, given some of the slags that post here.

I'm not really sure why you're looking for me to lay into you, Marty? Have you mistaken me for a black cock?

Either way, thanks for all the awesome compliments and stuff T1B'ers.

Ya. I'm gonna take most of those comments as "compliments".

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:53 am

Ana Ng wrote:I'm not really sure why you're looking for me to lay into you, Marty? Have you mistaken me for a black cock?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:19 am

Ana Ng wrote:I believe Marty has just won the award for the "creepiest" SOB on this board. Pretty amazing achievement, given some of the slags that post here.

I'm not really sure why you're looking for me to lay into you, Marty? Have you mistaken me for a black cock?

Easy there, sweetheart. Haven't enough of the boys here told you how "hot" you look?

Now if you're done with your haircut, I'd like my bowl back. I'm making a Waldorf tomorrow night for all my gay, Canadian friends.

P.S. ~ are you coming on to me?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:19 am

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:39 am

We REALLY need to recruit some more female posters here.

It's clear that Trev, AP, and myself just aren't gettin' it done. :/

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:45 am

Ana, disregard what I said earlier...

I actually cherish your posts and find you to be delightful. You are a beautiful woman with a beautiful smile.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:27 am

Ana, grow the bangs back. They're cute on you and hide that 5 head nicely. Also, as marty said, you do look like a grandma a bit in the other pics. Of course the bang pic was, shall we say, nicely accessorized. Be a sweetheart and give us a similar grandma hair pic using the same well thought out camera angles which may or may not have been influenced by your marital harmony at that time.

Marty, shifty eyed emoticon dude was funny, the first 793 times you used it. I suggest you put it on hiatus for a bit

And what's with Ana throwing around the funnay this evening. Nice yob.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:40 am

Martyred wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:

Any better?
Great...now I feel bad that I haven't phoned my grandmother to say hello since Christmas.

:(

Way to bum me out, Ana.

I was thinking GMILF with jowls.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jowls
noun
1.a fold of flesh hanging from the jaw, as of a very fat person.
2.the meat of the cheek of a hog.
3.the dewlap of cattle.
4.the wattle of fowls.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:44 pm

Bangs are terrible.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:03 pm

Can google analytics measure how many right click/save as functions have happened since January 12th?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:08 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I was thinking GMILF with jowls.

You know how I know you're lying?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:10 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Can google analytics measure how many right click/save as functions have happened since January 12th?

How 'bout 'dem Flyers?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:47 pm

Ana Ng wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Can google analytics measure how many right click/save as functions have happened since January 12th?
How 'bout 'dem Flyers?

I'm in love with you. Let's make this happen.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:56 pm

This is about as close to Philly as I get.

(from 3yrs. ago)

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:59 pm

Ana = female Goobs

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:02 pm

Can Google Analytics tell how much trolljizz is spilled per Ana pic post?

Heck, I have a tubesock I named Ana.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:05 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:female Goobs

Redundant.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:15 pm

Ana Ng wrote:This is about as close to Philly as I get.

(from 3yrs. ago)

Since you're a woman, Screwy hates you already but you've just put yourself in serious danger by posting a picture of yourself in a Flyers jersey. If you have any photos of you wearing a Phillies or Eagles team gear, you'd likely have to change your identity.

my fav photo, btw. Let your hair grow past your shoulders again.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:16 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Ana = female Goobs

And of course we don't have far to look for a female AP, do we?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:27 pm

When Goalie Ron Hextall retired from the Flyers, I stopped watching NHL... except for the Olympics.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:17 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:jowls.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jowls
noun
1.a fold of flesh hanging from the jaw, as of a very fat person.
2.the meat of the cheek of a hog.
3.the dewlap of cattle.
4.the wattle of fowls.

This is without a doubt, your best post ever. You're really on to something here.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:51 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Since you're a woman, Screwy hates you already but you've just put yourself in serious danger by posting a picture of yourself in a Flyers jersey. If you have any photos of you wearing a Phillies or Eagles team gear, you'd likely have to change your identity.

my fav photo, btw. Let your hair grow past your shoulders again.

I took this on the morning of the "Winter Classic".

I'm a Rags fan by marriage, but a Kings fan by birth.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:54 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:jowls.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jowls
noun
1.a fold of flesh hanging from the jaw, as of a very fat person.
2.the meat of the cheek of a hog.
3.the dewlap of cattle.
4.the wattle of fowls.
This is without a doubt, your best post ever. You're really on to something here.

Meh.

SECOND best post ever, actually. :choniegate

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:12 pm

Gosh, even I'm envious of Ana's beautiful eyes.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:19 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Could you maybe get someone to take a pic of you?

Seems sad that you have to do it yourself all the time.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:07 pm

Ana Ng wrote:

Ok, this is going to send us into couples counseling.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:30 pm

Happy belated b-day, Ang.

One question though, when ST visits, does the hubby get booted to the couch for the weekend?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:36 pm

Thanks for the question, David.

When your wife squeezes through your front door, do you get pushed out into the backyard?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:41 pm

Ana Ng wrote:When your wife squeezes through your front door, do you get pushed out into the backyard?

Yes, Ana, her tits are bigger than yours.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:54 pm

Co'oo'g's, except for the two days every year when they get to play "Show Off My Tits in Ridiculous Slut Wear" (Halloween and the annual prilgrimage to the local Renaissance Faire) Fat Chix(tm) get zero credit for having big tits. When the belly swallows the nipples...game over.

:bode:

...Anna

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:13 pm

Ana Ng wrote:I'm not really sure why you're looking for me to lay into you, Marty? Have you mistaken me for a black cock?