The Kansas City Chiefs announced Tuesday, Feb. 14, that they have finalized their coaching staff for the 2012 season.
New additions to the team's coaching staff include: Jack Bicknell (offensive line coach), Jim Bob Cooter (offensive
quality control), Brian Daboll (offensive coordinator), Tom McMahon (special teams coach) and Derius Swinton (special
teams quality control).
Jim Bob Cooter??
Oh, btw, this Jim Bob Cooter...
Former Vol backup quarterback Jim Bob Cooter is facing aggravated burglary charges after allegedly getting into bed
with a woman after climbing through a window of her Fort Sanders apartment, according to an arrest warrant as published
on WVLT's Web site.
The warrant says Cooter climbed through woman's window on Franklin Station Way, stripped down to his underwear and
got into bed with the woman early Saturday morning, the WVLT story stated.
She called police and Cooter was arrested.
Cooter is charged with aggravated burglary.
He has been released on a $10,000 bond.
He's set to be arraigned on the burglary charge on July 13.
While a player at UT, Cooter was arrested on a driving under the influence charge in June of 2006. He was suspended for
the season opener with Cal.
Cooter served as a graduate assistant at UT in 2007 and 2008.
How awesome would it be to introduce yourself in mixed company as "Mrs. Cooter"? As long as you were at least halfway decent-looking, you would offer a smug little smile in response to everyone's eyes reflexively journeying south....
Stick to prosthelytizing, pops. You got a better chance of converting the Great Unwashed of this Board than you ever do convincing anybody your ragtag collection of misfits, castoffs, thugs, and malcontents ever have a chance of competing for a title, much less the Division.