Teacher hammering 18 yo gets busted

[Derron]

Fuckin idiot..he gets bagged for a crime 11 years ago.

I am sure his 18 year old girl friend will wait until he gets out of the hole.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/ ... harge?lite

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

But but but...the LIBERAL MEDIA, if you will, isn't suppose to report things like this!!! What is going on??

[Atomic Punk]

Fuckin idiot..he gets bagged for a crime 11 years ago.

11 years ago is the year 1998? I'd like to have both Derron and the Molesto Bee writer do some math. 2012 - 1998 = 11 years ago Derron?

If she was 17 in 1998, she would now be 31. If he was 41 in 1998 he would now be 55. However, if this happened recently she would be 18 in 2012 and he would be 41 in 2012.

What a fucked up article, but not surprised who posted this shit link.

[Truman]

Even bigger surprise is who took issue with it.

Wait... No it isn't.

Cognitive reading clearly is not your strong suit, AP. And the little girl would've had to put on 30 pounds for you to comfortably fit in her panties.

The "submit" tab is not your friend, tardling...

[R-Jack]

[Atomic Punk]

Even bigger surprise is who took issue with it.

Wait... No it isn't.

Cognitive reading clearly is not your strong suit, AP. And the little girl would've had to put on 30 pounds for you to comfortably fit in her panties.

The "submit" tab is not your friend, tardling...

Please do some math from the article Derron posted and get back to me. Key words/years referenced in the article being the year "1998." Go ahead and take your time.

[Truman]

Please do some math from the article Derron posted and get back to me. Key words/years referenced in the article being the year "1998." Go ahead and take your time.

To determine that you're a fucking waste? Not necessary to take any time whatsoever.

Any thinking person was able to determine that the perv was 27 when he took liberties with the 17 y.o. back in '98. However this bit of enlightenment suggests what a confused fuck you truly are:

If she was 17 in 1998, she would now be 31. If he was 41 in 1998 he would now be 55. However, if this happened recently she would be 18 in 2012 and he would be 41 in 2012.

Errr...

And you truly wonder why we laugh at you.

[Atomic Punk]

Truman, what State and city are you from again?

Look at this picture and the caption to start.



Does she look 18 and does he look 27? 18 yes, 27, nope. Why should I even bother with a moron like yourself? Dumbfuck, if he was 27 then she would have been 4 y/o in 1998.

[R-Jack]

That's the perv now with his current 18 year old girlfriend. What part of anything made that difficult to grasp?

[Atomic Punk]

That's the perv now with his current 18 year old girlfriend. What part of anything made that difficult to grasp?

Read my response above. Look man, all I've pointed out was 1998 is a bogus year in the article and Derron said 2012 - 1998 = 11 years ago. That's all.

[R-Jack]

all I've pointed out was 1998 is a bogus year in the article

[Truman]

Not Fresno. Thank God.

But to answer your question: Probably because I'm far beyond your flat-line, gin-sotted faculties.

Re-read the article and get back to us how it translates to Hooker's current predicament. A working knowledge of Wonderlic-level math would be a bonus. Even bradhusker isn't this blatantly stupid.

[Atomic Punk]

Maybe putting it into a word problem would help.....

a 41 year old dude is boning his 18 year old girlfriend and gets fired.

14 years ago he did the same thing with a 17 year old.

Okay, then the article was poorly worded. It should have specifically stated this happened before with another young girl when he was 27.

What year was it 14 years ago?

1998. How is it that Derron said it was 11 y/o?

BTW, he must have told the girls he used to play baseball for the Oakland A's and St. Louis Cardinals.

[Truman]

Maybe putting it into a word problem would help.....

a 41 year old dude is boning his 18 year old girlfriend and gets fired.

14 years ago he did the same thing with a 17 year old.

What year was it 14 years ago?

Ooh! Ooh! 1998! But the dude was 41! [/Horshack]

What do I win, Mr. Kotter?

[Truman]

It appears the article was poorly read, Scott...

[Van]

This is just fucking painful.

[Truman]

~chuckle~

[Atomic Punk]

~reach around for the back up~

BTW, R-Jack's mare is ready to give birth to another foal. The least you can do is buy him some feed for the family.

[Van]

This is beyond painful.

[Truman]

This message-boarding stuff doesn't seem to agree with you much, does it AP?

[Atomic Punk]

This message-boarding stuff doesn't seem to agree with you much, does it AP?

Well, when you have the likes of you, R-Jacked, Scrote, and Van (he has serious personal relationship issues with the OS) doing reach-arounds, then you might as well start an after workout "steam party" where it can potentially be very close, private/discrete.

BTW, has the "white flag" pic ever been used before on these boards? If so, what is really bothering you? I'm hear to listen and hopefully help. I won't judge you or the others.

[Van]

Van (he has serious personal relationship issues with the OS)

I'm almost afraid to ask, but okay...what is an "OS"?

[Truman]

BTW, has the "white flag" pic ever been used before on these boards? If so, what is really bothering you? I'm hear to listen and hopefully help. I won't judge you or the others.

Well, it was far more benevolent than posting this:



Which is the near equivalent to the pounding you just experienced. No worries. Like Dresden, the damage isn't permanent. It's only smack.

[Derron]

Truman, what State and city are you from again?

Look at this picture and the caption to start.



Does she look 18 and does he look 27? 18 yes, 27, nope. Why should I even bother with a moron like yourself? Dumbfuck, if he was 27 then she would have been 4 y/o in 1998.

You stupid piss drunk cunt...the picture is from their recent coming out conference, and has no relationship to what he got popped for. And not the same chick you stupid bitch. So it is 14 years ? Big fuckin deal..Go take another shot of vodka and put your panty's back on you jerk off. " Oh look, Derron made a math error..that makes his whole story bogus." Fuck off.

My obvious error in the math thing was the only thing you could grasp at and flail at. Cognitive reasoning skills are greatly hampered with all the ETOH you have on board. How does holding your own ass feel after you got piled ?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

AP, how the fukk do you function in everyday life? That's not even smack, I am honestly intrigued...

[Truman]

You mean besides in a drunken stupor, Mgo? Or was your question rhetorical?

[Y2K]

A 50 yr old guy walks into a local restaurant with his 24 year old girlfriend and all around he hears whispers of "There's that Pedophile!" The guy gets bent and tells his girlfriend "I don't know what the hell is wrong with these people, we are just here to celebrate our 10 year anniversary."

[Derron]

looks like the party is over

A California student who left school, her family and her friends to live with her teacher boyfriend has ended the relationship after the teacher was arrested on charges of sexually assaulting another girl 14 years ago.

"He called me from jail and yes, I told him that we're done," Jordan Powers, 18, told ABC News in an exclusive interview. "I lost everything for this guy. I lost my senior year. I gave up all my friends at high school because they didn't agree with me."

That did not take long...reading her comments she just appears to be a dumb blonde chick that likes to fuck. Surprised it took this long. That fuckhead perv been playing head games with her for a long time.

[Atomic Punk]

So it is 14 years ? Big fuckin deal..Go take another shot of vodka and put your panty's back on you jerk off. " Oh look, Derron made a math error..that makes his whole story bogus." Fuck off.

My obvious error in the math thing was...

Actuall typical of you as you are one of the dumbest posters on this board. Please, respond in a timely fashion with another rant/melt. You're like the monkey in the zoo that you antagonize that ends up throwing shit at the public through the cage.

How did you figure 11 years and not 14 in the 1st place? That's hard to do. If it was a few thousand years then okay, or going from BC to AD, etc. Did you guess after counting the 10 fingers on your hands? Simply put, you are one stupid mother fucker and have a great track record of proving it.

BTW, you have MgBl0w as the nominee for "Ankle Biter of the Year" chiming in on every thread now. He reminds me of a souped-up hybrid version of Kengina and OmegaTurd. Happy now Duhrron?

[Derron]

How did you figure 11 years and not 14 in the 1st place? That's hard to do. If it was a few thousand years then okay, or going from BC to AD, etc. Did you guess after counting the 10 fingers on your hands? Simply put, you are one stupid mother fucker and have a great track record of proving it.

BTW, you have MgBl0w as the nominee for "Ankle Biter of the Year" chiming in on every thread now. He reminds me of a souped-up hybrid version of Kengina and OmegaTurd. Happy now Duhrron?

So what's up with your total inability to understand the rest of the story ? Nice try at a deflect with " you are one stupid mother fucker" blast.

You note that I owned up to the math error right away, however you continue to act as if you don' have a fucking clue how you botched the rest of the story, and the multiple ass fuckings you got that still failed to make you understand.

If math smack is all you got, stay the fuck away from the keyboard you mental moron.

[Atomic Punk]

So what's up with your total inability to understand the rest of the story ? Nice try at a deflect with " you are one stupid mother fucker" blast.

You mean the following that is a response to Scott up on this page? If you're too stupid (actually you are) then I'll help you with this.

Maybe putting it into a word problem would help.....

a 41 year old dude is boning his 18 year old girlfriend and gets fired.

14 years ago he did the same thing with a 17 year old.

Okay, then the article was poorly worded. It should have specifically stated this happened before with another young girl when he was 27.

See where it was explained to me by people from Missouri? The article was written for them in addition to yourself.

You note that I owned up to the math error right away, however you continue to act as if you don' have a fucking clue how you botched the rest of the story, and the multiple ass fuckings you got that still failed to make you understand.

If math smack is all you got, stay the fuck away from the keyboard you mental moron.

IKYABWAI? I thought you lived in the beautiful People's Democratic Republic of Oregon.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Wait a minute... who took the Vicodin and started posting?

[Derron]

Okay, then the article was poorly worded. It should have specifically stated this happened before with another young girl when he was 27.

And you were unable to figure out what was going on, so you just blazed away. Gotcha. The mods should just bust a cap into you, bradsucker, and LTS. Free up some bandwidth and make this shit hole a bit more readable.

Then again, the comedy factor of your reasoning is worth laughing at a couple of times per week.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

AP, you've got me all wrong. I'm well past the point of "smacking" you. Any response directed to you anymore is out of genuine concern for your well-being.

Take care, bro and good luck...whether it be your next professional endeavor or tying your shoes in the morning.

[Atomic Punk]

Well...I, for one, wouldn't mind seeing her play with my jizz with the nice painted nails she's got.

She's a little kid. WTF is wrong with you?

[Goober McTuber]

Well...I, for one, wouldn't mind seeing her play with my jizz with the nice painted nails she's got.

She's a little kid. WTF is wrong with you?

She's actually way too old for Tarddowen. Rack your most recent messageboard faceplant, BTW.

[MadRussian]

Says it all for AP