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M2 · Post by M2 » Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:30 am

Shout out... to my boys in Colorado

Next stop... Dallas/Waxahachie (Scarborough Faire) then Denver (Larkspur) ...

m2

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 12:45 pm

Thanks for the heads up on these guys last night. Listening to them while waiting for the wife to get home. Liking what I hear.

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:06 am

BSmack wrote:Thanks for the heads up on these guys last night. Listening to them while waiting for the wife to get home. Liking what I hear.

You were on fire last night... well played.

Here's another "diddy" from Death in Vegas

Digre

m2

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:18 am

... and

Girls

m2

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:20 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I watched just enough to know that it was one of the gayest fucking things ever.

Tell me, how did you become so expert in "the gay" as to be able to categorize something as "the gayest?"

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:30 pm

M2 wrote:... and

Girls

m2

I was first clued into this ban when I heard this song playing in the movie Lost in Translation.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:12 am

Isn't M2 that renfaire faggot?

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:51 am

Good music... is simply too complicated for "white trash".

Aisha

m2

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:31 am

You simply aren't smart enough to play that music.

If you had half a brain... you'd know most Jazz/Fusion is played in B flat (Bb) scales.

Shit for brains... learn how to play harmonic minor musical scales in the root of B flat (Bb)

You're simply the dumbest mother fucker to ever post on this board... hands down.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:10 am

Bwhahahaha... it's all pentatonic ... shit for brains.

You really are this stupid.

Unreal.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:55 am

A better question would be what I don't play... shit for brains.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:03 am

You're an absolute embarrassment to everything musical.

We've been waiting on you to play such a simplistic chord.... in any of the songs presented.

Swing and miss... once again.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:19 am

Last I heard... you're on disability...

per confusion forums.

Did you really get that fat ?

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:46 am

Confusion forums... confirmed that your wife and children left you for a black guy... what the fuck ?

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 6:59 am

Psst...

All That Glitters

m2

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:09 am

Papa Willie wrote:Don't want to take the bet, Milton? Pussy much?

Shit for brains... it was taken in the previous post... you really are this stupid.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:30 am

Psst... You've been banned from every forum on this board... but your just too stupid to get it.

Now... let me refresh your memory

m2

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:41 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Oh yeah. Using the Woodstock audio with that shit was really brilliant.

Christ.

My bad... I almost left the town clown out of this...

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:14 pm

MadRussian wrote:Isn't M2 that renfaire faggot?

bump

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:01 pm

Mtool is such a fucking semen drunk faggot that his roids have been pounded so much they have cauliflower ear.

Why don't you run of into the sunset with that faggot AP?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:39 am

This fighting is pointless.

m2, if you need to get a clue about music or want insights on the most effective way to eat yourself to death three times over, shoot 'Spray a PM.

Spray, if you need to get a clue how to build a windchime or want insights on the most effective way to clean your own feces out of your someone else's ballhair, give m2 a shot-out.

Get along you two.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:04 am

Fucking awful.

Even more awful is the fact that wasn't even the worst thing I've heard today. Observe:

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:54 am

Papa Willie wrote:This is true. I was just wondering the other year about ways in creating windchimes in the shape of semen drops. I really can't think of anybody more qualified.

You probably can. I'm not quite sure that he dabbles in mere drops.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:18 am

...I thought this was a thread about things Goober was older than...

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:43 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Spray runs circles around "musicians" like that in his sleep.

I laughed...

Link ?

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:50 am

I make a living designing musical instruments... you live off disability (which is a well known fact).

Game, set, match.

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:04 am

You live off a disability check in Bacon, Georgia.

It's quite sad for a man of only 60 years of age.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:05 am

M2 wrote:I make a living designing musical instruments...

Wait........Did you just call a fucking windchime............a musical instrument?

Holy shit. None of your lunch money made it to the cafeteria did it?

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:18 am

R-Jack wrote:
M2 wrote:I make a living designing musical instruments...
Wait........Did you just call a fucking windchime............a musical instrument?

You're not a very bright guy...

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:03 am

Psst... I learned my licks from this freak on my Gibson Les Paul... when I was 8 years old.

m2

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:32 pm

I'm not saying that chimes are not an instrument you tool. I'm laughing at you passing off the porch ornaments you peddle at ren fairs as musical instruments in an attempt to claim superiority over an actual musician.

Look, I know I don't have a place in discussions like these outside of pointing and laughing at the participants. What I don't know is if a grown man calling a wind chime a musical intrument is either the dorkiest thing I've heard in a long time or the gayest.

BTW, pease explain how Roy Buchanan at the height of noteriety and recording career took the time to travel to the Bay Area and teach an eight year old queer how to play guitar. Or not, we already know it's a lie like your trysts with women and your original takes.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:58 pm

M2 wrote:I make a living designing musical instruments...

Well that's damned impressive, Milton. I'm sure you're very proud of them and, no doubt, have many links to examples of these instruments being played by yourself or other virtuoso performers. Let's see an original Milton in action.

Please, we're on pins and needles here. Any time now....

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:09 am

mvscal wrote:
M2 wrote:I make a living designing musical instruments...
Well that's damned impressive, Milton. I'm sure you're very proud of them and, no doubt, have many links to examples of these instruments being played by yourself or other virtuoso performers. Let's see an original Milton in action.

Please, we're on pins and needles here. Any time now....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:31 am

mvscal wrote:Let's see an original Milton in action.

His solo starts at :05.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:56 am

R-Jack wrote:porch ornaments .

I laughed... knowing that you live in the Bay Area's version of Kansas City.

A porch ornament is probably all that you could afford...

R-Jack wrote:BTW, pease explain how Roy Buchanan at the height of noteriety and recording career took the time to travel to the Bay Area

Huh ?

I have Absolute pitch... horse wrangler.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:42 am

Fine. I commit typos and you are a buttfucking liar. I can live with that.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:58 am

R-Jack wrote:Fine. I commit typos and you are a buttfucking liar. I can live with that.

Really ?

Are you denying in you live in "Rodeo"... the armpit of the Bay Area ?

The FACT... that you called a 6063 T832

a porch ornament... is all I need to know about your intelligence other than the FACT... you live in the biggest shit hole in the Bay Area.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:21 am

M2 wrote: Are you denying in you live in "Rodeo"... the armpit of the Bay Area ?

Uhhh...nope. Kinda hard to deny that when I actually say it. Everyone knows my word is good because no one would lie about living in Rodeo, CA.

You, however have been caught in several lies over the years and are trying to spin out of another one. Would you care to explain how or why Roy Buchanan would take time out of his prime years to give some snot nosed faggot from across the country a guitar lesson, or are you going to keep melting down into a puddle of astroglide until you can come up with your next easily detectible lie?

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:21 am

Papa Willie wrote:You're PSU.

And... you're simply fat and stupid.

M2 · Post by M2 » Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:23 am

R-Jack wrote:
M2 wrote: Are you denying in you live in "Rodeo"... the armpit of the Bay Area ?

Uhhh...nope. Kinda hard to deny that when I actually say it. Everyone knows my word is good because no one would lie about living in Rodeo, CA.

You, however have been caught in several lies over the years and are trying to spin out of another one. Would you care to explain how or why Roy Buchanan would take time out of his prime years to give some snot nosed faggot from across the country a guitar lesson, or are you going to keep melting down into a puddle of astroglide until you can come up with your next easily detectible lie?

Link ?