I just found out I, along with the powers that be at T1B, were named in a defamation suit brought on by one Santley Q. Pickle.
Apparently our insinuations that he craves the black cock like a zombie for brains was hurtful to his social standing and has cost him untold millions in his business, where ingesting cocks of every race, creed and color is required to maintain a profit.
It's all fun and games until The Deciders can't buy a hovercraft on a whim.