It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Thu May 03, 2012 9:29 pm
SURPRISE!
Hey everybody! This is mvscal's surprise birthday party!
Thanks to everyone who helped me plan this! It wasn't easy to keep it a secret for so long!
C'mon...there's cake and punch for everybody!
Happy Birthday, you ol' knucklehead!
trev, would you be a dear and hand out hats and loot bags?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Thu May 03, 2012 9:34 pm
Oh great...
...
this is what I should have expected from letting bradhusker offer to pick up the piñata...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Thu May 03, 2012 9:34 pm
There's pony rides for the kids...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Thu May 03, 2012 9:37 pm
Spin Goobs around...
Faster! ...
FASTER!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
trev
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by trev » Thu May 03, 2012 10:32 pm
My goodies bags would be too naughty. But happy birthday, mvscal.
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by Carson » Thu May 03, 2012 10:42 pm
Did you use clarified butter and real confectioner's sugar in those cupcakes, trev?
If not, you've just insulted the guest of honor, you cum guzzling dipshit.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Thu May 03, 2012 10:53 pm
C'mon guys. Today is supposed to be a day of celebration and good times. Let's not bicker.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
bradhusker
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by bradhusker » Thu May 03, 2012 11:08 pm
I'm all for birthdays, BUT, is it me? Or is there a gay vibe going on in here? Shouldnt we have pics of naked chicks dancing on poles in here? Isnt that what guys want to see on their birthday, to make them forget the fact that they're getting closer to the grave?
Or, if there really is a gay vibe in here, shouldnt there be pictures of Jack Lord?
I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. The warden, shawshank redemption.
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by BSmack » Thu May 03, 2012 11:55 pm
mvscal was born on Buster Cornielius Day?
Buster Cornelius was an honest man
But he ruled his people with an iron hand
Buster Cornelius was a regular Joe
But if you did him wrong, he’d let you know
Buster Cornelius was fine and upstanding
But to his people he was hard and demanding
He was always brave and never cruel
But don’t ever mistake him for a fool
Buster Cornelius stood four feet four
But to his people he was ten feet tall
Whether in battle or at the sacred altar,
He led them truly and never faltered
Buster Cornelius died at home
They say his age was forty-one
They carried him out of his modest room
And laid his body in a marble tomb
As heroes go, he was the best
Head and shoulders above the rest
And that’s why on the third of May,
We celebrate Buster Cornelius Day
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
mvscal
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by mvscal » Fri May 04, 2012 4:10 am
Thanks, but it's not my birthday...
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑ Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pm Unlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Van
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by Van » Fri May 04, 2012 4:49 am
I was going to say, isn't mvscal's B-day the same as mine and Y2K's, August 22nd?
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trev
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by trev » Sat May 05, 2012 1:25 am
Not his birthday? Marty duped us. For marty:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat May 05, 2012 1:33 am
trev wrote: Not his birthday? Marty duped us. For marty:
You made me cupcakes?
How sweet!
You are just the nicest, most adorable person I've ever met!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat May 05, 2012 1:36 am
trev, if you ever want to talk...
:|
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
trev
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by trev » Sat May 05, 2012 1:40 am
Sure. I'm going to chat.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat May 05, 2012 1:45 am
trev wrote: Sure. I'm going to chat.
If anyone messaged you saying I had put the moves on MissJo through PM's, they are totally lying.
They are liars.
P.S. ~ Someone might have hijacked my account for 48 hours, so it wasn't me
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Posts: 19031 Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:58 pm
Location: filling molotovs
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat May 05, 2012 1:57 am
I miss that guy's radio show...
:(
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
bradhusker
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by bradhusker » Sat May 05, 2012 2:35 pm
Martyred wrote: trev wrote: Not his birthday? Marty duped us. For marty:
You made me cupcakes?
How sweet!
You are just the nicest, most adorable person I've ever met!
Why would anyone think that he is a perverbial "snake in the grasss" so to speak?
I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. The warden, shawshank redemption.