The bradhusker situation

The Deciders · Post by **The Deciders** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:31 am

We cut short an extremely enjoyable get-away on a yacht in The Maldives to deal with this matter. 48 private messages, 30 e-mails and 17 voicemails we've received about this "bradhusker" from you monkeys.

"Ban him now!" you people demand.

Yeah, well, we fucking responded and here we are. Do you cretins have any idea what it's like to arrange for immediate travel plans from a place like this? We put our secretary's secretary through a lot and ourselves through a lot. We had to cancel the local tribal prostitutes and cancel the progress we made on our beautiful bronze tans. Might have to slum it up at a local tanning salon now just to finish the job. Ick.

Do we bother you when you're "vacationing" at Motel 6 in Grand Junction, Colorado with the 27 hours of paid time off you accrued from your shit little factory job? No. Why the fuck are you bothering us?

bradhusker...we're dealing with it. Please be patient.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:34 am

who gives a fuck?

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 23, 2012 4:49 am

The Deciders are much better than the Reindeer. Certainly more consistent, anyway. I don't think there has ever been a bad post from the Deciders.

Post more, debauch less.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed May 23, 2012 9:11 am

Not a bradhusker fan, but less of a fan of bannings. I say let him stay.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sat May 26, 2012 6:56 pm

The Deciders? Is this like some sort of John Grishum novel where some sort of higher up evil entity can just wipe you off the face of the earth? Let me guess, a fat guy with gray hair who also does humana part B commercials, and a scary albino guy with whispy blond hair and cold icy blue eyes?

I'll go Gary Busey on these guys!!!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat May 26, 2012 8:34 pm

The Deciders wrote: Do we bother you when you're "vacationing" at Motel 6 in Grand Junction, Colorado with the 27 hours of paid time off you accrued from your shit little factory job?

It was a Super 8, damnit!

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 27, 2012 12:47 am

Life is too short to EVER EVER stay in a Super 8 motel. Or read a bradhusker post.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun May 27, 2012 1:27 am

I've stayed in lots worse places than a Super 8. The Motel 6 in Albuquerque for instance, that didn't have hot water and charged you extra for Wifi.

I don't get the hate for Super 8. The one I stayed at in Grand Junction was actually pretty nice and the best bed I had slept on in a week.

The continental breakfast left something to be desired, but don't they all? How in fuck did they ever come up with a term like that? But the coffee was good and that's all I care about anyway.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 27, 2012 1:37 am

It's not hate for a bad motel. More disgust. Your wife is a saint for staying there.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun May 27, 2012 1:58 am

well now trev, aren't you special?

Wife called ahead and made the reservation and we got a $10 discount from some travel book coupon she picked up at a truck stop on the way. It's a freaking place to crash for the night on a 20 hour drive home, not some destination vacation spot, sheesh.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 27, 2012 2:16 am

I did a quick search on hotels.com and found a bunch of better places for the same money or 20 to 30 bucks more a night. There is no need to EVER stay at a Super 8 or Motel 6. Your wife deserves better.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun May 27, 2012 2:25 am

Dear Deciders

Thanks for setting me up for a brow beating.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 27, 2012 2:26 am

Hey, I'm sure she's a forgiving woman. The future is yours.....:)

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 27, 2012 3:38 am

trev wrote:There is no need to EVER stay at a Super 8 or Motel 6. Your wife deserves better.

Not true.

Sometime during the mid-'90s Susan and I rode down to Laguna Seca for the U.S. Grand Prix. When we arrived at our hotel, we were informed that there had been some sort of mix-up with our reservation. Our room was already occupied, and would remain so through the weekend.

Now, I don't know whether you've ever tried to grab a room on the Monterey Peninsula on the spur of the moment during a major race weekend, but...good luck.

After hopping back on the bike and bopping all over Monterey and Carmel in search of a vacancy, we were fortunate enough to run into a guy at the front desk of a booked-up place in downtown Monterey who knew the manager of another motel nearby. He made a call and got us booked for the weekend...in Sand fucking City, at a Super 8.

And you know what? It was perfectly fine. Like Wags said, all we were there to do was crash for a couple of nights. We weren't going to hang out there. Fuck, sleep, fuck and shower, that was it. We didn't need anything but a clean room, and it did the job just fine.

In fact, as it turned out, she was in such good spirits over finding a place after worrying we might be S.O.L. that she decided to celebrate the occasion by giving me her ass for the very first time. (This was still fairly early on in the relationship, and she said she needed time to work up to it.

)

The following year was basically a repeat of the scramble-to-find-a-room-at-the-last-minute-clusterfuck, only this time we ended up at a Super 8 or Motel 6 or whatever it was, all the way in Salinas. Again, the room was fine. It served its purpose, and there were no problems.

Because of those two episodes, we pretty much made the decision right then and there to go cheap on the motels for every roadie we did thereafter, and why not? We're barely in the room. It's just a place to drop our stuff while we're out all day, then it's nothing but a dark room to sleep in upon our late-night return.

I assume you've gone camping before? You managed perfectly well, right? What's the difference?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun May 27, 2012 4:02 am

Of course I've gone camping. For our anniversary last year, I picked camping in the mountians. My friends were shocked I would choose such a thing. I am not a snob who needs to stay at a $400 a night place. I just don't see a reason to spend nights away at Super 8 or Motel 6 when there are so many other options. My son's college town has a Super 8 and there is a quaint hotel next to it for the same price, but much better. Given the choice, I like a nice place to stay. Not the Ritz, but half way decent. It makes a girl feel good.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 27, 2012 4:11 am

That's fine, and I would agree, but your point was that there is never a need to stay at a Super 8 or similar place, and clearly that's not the case.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun May 27, 2012 7:10 am

War Wagon wrote:I've stayed in lots worse places than a Super 8. The Motel 6 in Albuquerque for instance, that didn't have hot water and charged you extra for Wifi.

I don't get the hate for Super 8. The one I stayed at in Grand Junction was actually pretty nice and the best bed I had slept on in a week.

The continental breakfast left something to be desired, but don't they all? How in fuck did they ever come up with a term like that? But the coffee was good and that's all I care about anyway.

Dude, the bed bugs must have had a feast with your wasted semen, those places are crawling with bugs and mites, not to mention certain forms of super-bacteria immune to lysol.

And Van? yes, its the perfect place for first-time anal.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun May 27, 2012 9:52 am

trev wrote:I did a quick search on hotels.com and found a bunch of better places for the same money or 20 to 30 bucks more a night. There is no need to EVER stay at a Super 8 or Motel 6. Your wife deserves better.

And how the fukk do you know those places are better? Have you ~~had anal sex~~ spent a night in each one of them?

When you are on a roadie and just need a place to crash for a few hours and don't wany to pay 100 bucks to do it, my exoerience is a cheap chain is likely to be a better bet than a cheap no name place. The opposite may be true, but how the fukk do you figure that out?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun May 27, 2012 9:56 am

bradhusker wrote:
War Wagon wrote:I've stayed in lots worse places than a Super 8. The Motel 6 in Albuquerque for instance, that didn't have hot water and charged you extra for Wifi.

I don't get the hate for Super 8. The one I stayed at in Grand Junction was actually pretty nice and the best bed I had slept on in a week.

The continental breakfast left something to be desired, but don't they all? How in fuck did they ever come up with a term like that? But the coffee was good and that's all I care about anyway.
Dude, the bed bugs must have had a feast with your wasted semen, those places are crawling with bugs and mites, not to mention certain forms of super-bacteria immune to lysol.

And Van? yes, its the perfect place for first-time anal.

Is that where your boyfriend broke your chocolate covered cherry?

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun May 27, 2012 12:12 pm

smackaholic wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
War Wagon wrote:I've stayed in lots worse places than a Super 8. The Motel 6 in Albuquerque for instance, that didn't have hot water and charged you extra for Wifi.

I don't get the hate for Super 8. The one I stayed at in Grand Junction was actually pretty nice and the best bed I had slept on in a week.

The continental breakfast left something to be desired, but don't they all? How in fuck did they ever come up with a term like that? But the coffee was good and that's all I care about anyway.
Dude, the bed bugs must have had a feast with your wasted semen, those places are crawling with bugs and mites, not to mention certain forms of super-bacteria immune to lysol.

And Van? yes, its the perfect place for first-time anal.
Is that where your boyfriend broke your chocolate covered cherry?

smack-
only YOU, could have taken a thoughtful discussion on cheap lodging, and disinegrated it with your sophmoric sexual perversions! What will you do for an encore? Take us deeper into the filthy gutter of your mind? OK, but know this? This forum is full of experienced sodomites, with shovels big enough to handle the shit you spew forth.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun May 27, 2012 1:14 pm

[quote="bradhusker]smack-
only YOU, could have taken a thoughtful discussion on cheap lodging, and disinegrated it with your sophmoric sexual perversions! What will you do for an encore? Take us deeper into the filthy gutter of your mind? OK, but know this? This forum is full of experienced sodomites, with shovels big enough to handle the shit you spew forth.[/quote]

What a logical trainwreck that abortion of a paragraph is.

I'm the only one?

This forum is full of experienced sodomites?

Slam a few dozen drano cocktails.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sun May 27, 2012 1:32 pm

smackaholic wrote: Slam a few dozen drano cocktails.

He's going to have to. If Lysol can't kill the super-bacteria that was able to gush into his overexposed dirtpipe after the initial breaking of his natural seal, drastic measures need to be taken.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun May 27, 2012 1:36 pm

R-Jack wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Slam a few dozen drano cocktails.
He's going to have to. If Lysol can't kill the super-bacteria that was able to gush into his overexposed dirtpipe after the initial breaking of his natural seal, drastic measures need to be taken.

Are you kidding?

I take pity on any bacteria foolish enough to take their chances in brad's dirtpipe.
That place has processed more DNA than Johns Hopkins.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun May 27, 2012 2:57 pm

Martyred wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Slam a few dozen drano cocktails.
He's going to have to. If Lysol can't kill the super-bacteria that was able to gush into his overexposed dirtpipe after the initial breaking of his natural seal, drastic measures need to be taken.

Are you kidding?

I take pity on any bacteria foolish enough to take their chances in brad's dirtpipe.
That place has processed more DNA than Johns Hopkins.

Marty? You've been to Johns Hopkins I see. Its one of the main hubs for transgender surgery in this country, the world even. Should we call you Martine now? Or are you still pre-op?

Terry in Crapchester · Tue May 29, 2012 8:32 pm

Toddowen wrote:conjures up images of a cheesy 70's style porn flick being filmed in a seedy motel room on Super 8 film

Already covered.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:23 pm

There is also the problem with brad (as part of his troll “persona”) intentionally fucking up the ubb code when he quotes other posts. Threads become unreadable as people try to quote his “fuckups”.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:27 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:There is also the problem with brad (as part of his troll “persona”) intentionally fucking up the ubb code when he quotes other posts. Threads become unreadable as people try to quote his “fuckups”.

GREAT, now you go and tell the "Deciders" on me? Im gonna have to look over my shoulder from now on. Thanks Goob, you sick tattler.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:48 pm

Seriously, Deciders, just read the guy's posts. The right decision is obvious.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:09 pm

Although brad and I have disagreed on topics in the past, essentially, I think he's a "good guy".
He brings much needed spirited debate to this board and I welcome it.

brad, you need to engage Van more rigorously. It's obvious he's looking to explore deeper philosophical avenues.
Keep ~~pestering~~ inquiring as to his opinions.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:11 pm

Don't take "no" for an answer from Van, brad.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:06 am

Goober McTuber wrote:There is also the problem with brad (as part of his troll “persona”) intentionally fucking up the ubb code when he quotes other posts. Threads become unreadable as people try to quote his “fuckups”.

In 7-1/2 years, I've agreed with the persistently ankle biting, no take having, shit for brains Goobs exactly never... but on this we agree.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:09 am

War Wagon wrote: In 7-1/2 years, I've agreed with the persistently ankle biting, no take having, shit for brains Goobs exactly never... but on this we agree.

Gobbles is pissed because he met his mental match.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:44 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote: In 7-1/2 years, I've agreed with the persistently ankle biting, no take having, shit for brains Goobs exactly never... but on this we agree.
Gobbles is pissed because he met his mental match.

I am his mental match personified. PLUS, I am getting GOOBS to fully realize his potential as a serious cocksucker. He will fight this no doubt kicking and screaming, BUT, when the dust settles?
He'll fully and whole-heartedly embrace the COCK, and to a lesser extent, the balls.

and that my friends, is the whole ball of wax in a nutshell.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:47 am

Van wrote:Seriously, Deciders, just read the guy's posts. The right decision is obvious.

Van, just curious, you are on a "first name" basis with the "Deciders"??? You seem comfortable talking with them like they are your buddy or something of the like. WHEN in all reality, they are a dark clandestine group of eerie shadowy figures who determine your fate and mine.

SO, what am I missing here?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:55 am

A shred of self respect, a semi-masculine college football team, a basic clue...just for starters.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:01 am

Van wrote:A shred of self respect, a semi-masculine college football team, a basic clue...just for starters.

Damm ur good, Did you major in Psychology at Usc? You basically nailed me right there. Seriously though? I know it bothers you to your very core that your best USC team of all time, 2004? Would get sodomized and left for dead by 95 Nebraska. Ive got you by the short hairs on that one. Admit it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:03 pm

bradhusker wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote: In 7-1/2 years, I've agreed with the persistently ankle biting, no take having, shit for brains Goobs exactly never... but on this we agree.
Gobbles is pissed because he met his mental match.
I am his mental match personified. PLUS, I am getting GOOBS to fully realize his potential as a serious cocksucker. He will fight this no doubt kicking and screaming, BUT, when the dust settles?
He'll fully and whole-heartedly embrace the COCK, and to a lesser extent, the balls.

and that my friends, is the whole ball of wax in a nutshell.

brad,

We all recognize that you are the Obi-Wan Kenobi of cock-sucking. I understand that you are always looking for new pupils. I am not the pupil you are looking for.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:31 pm

GOOBS, you are young skywalker in the Cantina bar, "I'll be careful" "You'll be DEAD"!!! Those hideous creatures in the bar will eat you alive, without a mentor who carries a giant light saber, if you will, you dont stand a chance.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:22 pm

brad,

I have hung out in countless taverns that would make that Cantina bar look like a church social. This is Wisconsin. We have women that make a Wookie seem appealing. The last thing I’d want to do in a tough-looking bar is show up with a prancing polesmoker like yourself.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:51 am

l to r: bradhusker, T1B