ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SOCCER!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:09 pm

http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/index.html

Ireland / France final....take it to the bank.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:25 pm

WAR ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:28 pm

RACK that shit and RRRRRACK it hard, comrade.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:42 pm

Martyred wrote:PACK my shit and PPPPPACK it hard, comrade.

Predictable in a soccer forum.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:56 pm

Go fuck yourself, Gobbles.

We're talking about the "beautiful game" here.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:22 pm

When does Paraguay play?

Q, West Coast Style · Post by **Q, West Coast Style** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:24 pm

Looking forward to it. Spain, especially Spain, Germany and the Netherlands have been the premier Euro sides these past few tournament cycles. But this tournament does produce surprises, like Greece in '04 and Denmark in '92.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:47 am

^^ ridiculously unpredictable picking out of the groups, unlike world cup. Allez les bleus, it would be nice to see them regain their form with Islamic extremists

Finally something to get excited about, I'm hoping Netherlands plays 'Romper Stomper' again. Top scorer Van Persie at 8/1

ps

fuck Portugal.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:14 pm

Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.

If Greece wins, I will have souvlaki for dinner.
If Poland wins, I hope the Pollacks at toddowen's workplace get in his face about it with their celebrations.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:42 pm

Martyred wrote:Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.

Can't spell twitter without "twit".

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:58 pm

Greeks come from behind to tie stiff Poles

Poland 1 - Greece 1

Goobs...die in an Argentinian stadium trampling

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:16 pm

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals

Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:29 pm

Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals

Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1

The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:06 pm

BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals

Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.

You mean when the Soviets were invited in to stop terrorist subversion?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:45 pm

Denmark gives Netherlands the "Dutch Rudder"

Denmark 1 - Netherlands 0

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:46 pm

Krauts not sour as Gomez pots the winner

Germany 1 - Portugal 0

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:57 pm

Italy fails to deliver the boot as opponents prove to be a Spain in the ass

Italy 1 - Spain 1

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:44 pm

Nothing to Cro about as Ireland stomped into little green puddle

Croatia 3 - Republic of Ireland 1

PS ~ Ireland, this isn't pub-league play. Fucking embarrassing.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:17 am

Day three:

Liver taking a beating. Spain played a 4-6-0. Or 4-3-3 with no out and out striker, anyone who could figure out that formation deserves a medal. They really must think Torres is shit by thinking they'll be better off with no strikers, even the keeper took the ball off him, he's done.

Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:21 am

remind me not to read this forum till I've seen the games :brad:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:45 am

Dr_Phibes wrote: Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.

Uhhh...Barton is the punching bag.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:43 pm

Le Draw

France 1 - England 1

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:46 pm

A glowing Shevchenko named "Man Of The Match" as Ukraine goes "Chernobyl" on Swedes

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:24 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:54 pm

These little PIGS couldn't wee-wee-win

Czech Republic 2 - Greece 1

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:55 pm

something-something-Russia-something

Russia 1 - Poland 1

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:30 am

Nothing funny as Danes get cooked

Portugal 3 - Denmark 2

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:33 am

Netherlands offer to "go dutch"...Germany says "nein!"

Germany 2 - Netherlands 1

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:40 pm

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's...another fucking draw

Italy 1 - Croatia 1

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:41 pm

Holy shit Ireland, can you really suck this bad?

Spain 4 - Ireland 0

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:17 pm

Ukraine in the membrane.

France 2 - Ukraine 0

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:18 pm

Cruel Britannia dashes hopes of hapless Vikings

England 3 - Sweden 2

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:00 am

Nyet, COMRADE! Off to the Gulag with you! Greeks sneak in through the back door

Greece 1 - Russia 0

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:01 am

Oh, Polski...goodbye

Czech Republic 1 - Poland 0

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:20 am

And now, time for some soccer-sluts...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:42 pm

Fritz eats tasty Danish

Germany 2 - Denmark 1

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:43 pm

Netherlands? Just...wow...going down harder than bradhusker with a fistful of anal muscle relaxants

Portugal 2 - Netherlands 1

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:56 am

Spain walks in as Croatia blows it's wad

Spain 1 - Croatia 0

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:57 am

Mama Mia! That's a spicy meat-a-ball! And Ireland still embarrasses.

Italy 2 - Ireland 0

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:59 am

Too little too late for Swedish meatballs

Sweden 2 - France 0