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lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:26 am

walmart is the antichrist.

wizzardrose · Post by **wizzardrose** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:27 am

lovebuzz wrote:walmart is the antichrist.

Naw Walmart is not the antichrist, as much as it pains me to say so, Wally-world is what people have made of it. We are too lazy to go to different shops to buy what we need and or want and wally grows and grows outta our laziness.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:29 am

wizzardrose wrote:
lovebuzz wrote:walmart is the antichrist.

Barflie or BBQ Jones reincarnation?

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:31 am

little bit of both with a side of L Boogie thrown in for good measure.

wizzardrose · Post by **wizzardrose** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:32 am

late night

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:33 am

Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.

There’s a surprise… AP tossing another jizz load into the dark of his bathroom, calling out a troll.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:35 am

wizzardrose wrote:late night

put down the bong, dude.

walmart fucking blows and we both know it.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:38 am

Wags, The Salvation Army is also a place where people go to do thrifty shopping. The difference is, those people don't have a bazillion websites devoted solely to ragging on them for being morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.

No, that's pretty much the bailiwick of Walmart shoppers.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:39 am

lovebuzz wrote:
walmart fucking blows and we both know it.

~Van

wizzardrose · Post by **wizzardrose** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:40 am

Walmart is a perfect example about what is wrong with this damn world. I am just saying that everyone blames Walmart for everything but everyone just keeps going there. It's like getting getting cut by a knife and blaming Ginsu and not the dude who stabbed ya.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:48 am

Van wrote:morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.

I'll cop to the stupid part but you're still 1 for 4.

actually, you're 0-4 because only a minority of those you wish to stereotype fit that mold.

sure, a certain % do but where do you shop?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:48 am

War Wagon wrote:BBQ Jones reincarnation?

:cry:

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:53 am

wizzardrose wrote: It's like getting getting cut by a knife and blaming Ginsu and not the dude who stabbed ya.

Spoken like someone who never tried to stab a guy with a Ginsu.

Let's just say the guy who stole my trash cans was not a tomato.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:55 am

KC Scott wrote:Remember when you used to give me shit for driving a Tundra?

I do, of course.

And I still will never buy a foreign make as long as I have a choice.

Well here's the irony in your love of Wally world

Love? Hardly.

I'm not reading all that, btw.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:10 am

<----Lost interest about the time I left work.

And you guys are still kicking and scratching like a bunch of teenage girls?

This is an even more embarrassing performance than Maroney's second vault.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:30 am

Van wrote: morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.

They're your neighbors.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:39 am

Pretty sure they're most everyone's neighbors, but that doesn't mean they need to go to the store and parade it around so blatantly.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:43 am

Morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs parade it around everywhere they go. It's not like they realize it. They are too stupid to see that they are morbidly obese, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:48 am

Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.

It's like teasing a dog with a piece of lunchmeat...

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:50 am

R-Jack wrote:Morbidly obese, stupid, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs parade it around everywhere they go. It's not like they realize it. They are too stupid to see that they are morbidly obese, ill-mannered, unkempt slobs.

Except they seem all too willing to let their Fat Flag fly when they go to Walmart. Shoehorn those same tubs of pudding into a halfway decent establishment and they at least swap their circus-tent jammies for proper tarpaulins.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:51 am

Do you frequent Walmart just to get angry?

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:56 am

Nah, I have T1B for that.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:04 am

I honestly can say I have not set foot in a Walmart since I bought the wolf shirt for that Halloween costume. The most respectul thing I can say is that I am clearly not their target customer.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:09 am

That may be the first time in the history of a long fucking time that you ever felt the need to say anything as respectfully as possible.

Who are you?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:16 am

I didn't need to be respectful. It's just when I'm asked to be respectful is when I earn this reputation that I seem to have, you jizz-shitting taint tickler.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:23 am

Now c'mon, when have you ever been asked to be respectful by anyone here?

You're R-Jack. You practically invented disrespect.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:43 am

Careful. You don't want Wags to accuse you of sniffing my britches.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:59 am

lovebuzz wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.
wrong
yes i have proof
which is in the pudding
and no you can't have any

ps: i spiked the punch

You must have because the idiots like Vangina and Kengina are high on your juice. Kengina only pops his ass-beaten and destroyed carcass out when she feels safe to post here. Kengina is possibly the only poster that is more pathetic than Vangina.

Now my lovely lady, how are my nieces doing and what is up with bacefelchish constantly lapping up your flow? I've never understood the bace dealio of stalking you. Did you turn him down when you lived in the STL? He's not attractive, so I can understand why you would reject a 6'4" ugly and pasty white red headed male.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:43 am

Preliminary Newbie Evaluation:

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:31 am

Show us yer titz!

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:30 am

War Wagon wrote: And I still will never buy a foreign make as long as I have a choice.

did you know that a Toyota Camry has more American made parts than a Ford F-150 and that a Tundra has more US made parts than a Corvette?

it's a crazy mixed up world we live in.....

missjo wrote:Show us yer titz!

2st

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:38 am

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:18 pm

wizzardrose wrote:Walmart is a perfect example about what is wrong with this damn world. I am just saying that everyone blames Walmart for everything but everyone just keeps going there. It's like getting getting cut by a knife and blaming Ginsu and not the dude who stabbed ya.

We don't discuss politics here.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:21 pm

trev wrote:By the way...
It turned out tender and flavorful.

Either Mvscal is slipping or he's reached the medal round in flogging his molly..

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:55 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:What makes y'all think BetterThanYou is a guy? I think it's pretty obvious from her first post in this thread that she's a female.

So her nic makes her a liar?

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:11 am

Roach wrote:Yikes, Buzz.... My wife has like 18 pair of Birks. All colors. Claims they are the most comfortable and best there is for the feet. After they get broken in and form fit. What the hell, makes her happy.

Not available at walmart.

Definitely not available at Walfart.
Respect for Mrs. Roach, yo.
She is spot on.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:41 am

What happened to BetterThanYou?

poptart wrote:
Preliminary Newbie Evaluation:

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:50 am

Atomic Punk wrote:what is up with bacefelchish constantly lapping up your flow? I've never understood the bace dealio of stalking you. Did you turn him down when you lived in the STL? He's not attractive, so I can understand why you would reject a 6'4" ugly and pasty white red headed male.

What? you got the 6'4'' part right but I'm not redheaded and not pasty white.

i interact with buzzer because back in the hostboard days she was a toy for my own personal puhleshure. i may have been the first one really pay attention to her from these Rome boards. we came from similar cultures, were able to interact and converse about things you know nothing of. i know which guitarists make her clit tingle.

i don't make internet advances, but she would have ejected me. she prefers ethiopians in belleville.

and when did you forget your role, bitchdrawers?

BetterThanYou · Post by **BetterThanYou** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:07 am

[quote="War Wagon"]What happened to BetterThanYou?

[quote="poptart"]

What happened to me is life- some of us have them. Sure its hard to believe but not everyone lives in their mom's basement chugging Mountain Dew.

But it does mean you missed me.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:13 am

Mountain Dew is pretty awesome