trev's man in action

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:31 pm

I'm sure he'll make the earth move.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:33 pm

"I like Bruce, but I don't understand him." -- Fat Fuck Christie

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:41 pm

Hotness.

I love Mitt's expression back there.

Why do I love CC? I don't know.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:27 pm

He told the "female protester" to STFU in terms she could understand.

Is there a problem?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:33 pm

In the future, please add "gore" tags to all Chris Christie threads. Some of us post from work and/or directly after meals. Thanks.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:59 am

Honestly, is anyone here as obese as this man?

Does he have a medical condition or does he
have a large trough in his basement?

Isn't he simply too f@t to be taken seriously?

I know whenever I see him, his f@tness is all I
can wonder about.

This is a problem.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:08 am

He really should get the respect he deserves.

As soon as he steps to the podium and points down at the silly fools who don't understand that his patience for their stupidity is long gone, his old grammar school classmates should stand up and laugh at doughboy. I'm guessing that is the only thing he would recognize.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:09 am

you know why there are no serious adults in politics?

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:10 am

I like powerful men. And you should too.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:17 am

poptart wrote:This is a problem.

This reminds me of that Beatle's 1968 cartoon "Yellow Submarine" where there were fat guys that had stomachs as mouths.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:21 am

trev wrote:I like powerful men. And you should too.

So you liked Adolph Hitler, Idi Amin, Pol Pot and Jim Delany?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:22 am

trev wrote:I like powerful men.

His power is shallow. It does not come from wisdom.

I like wisdom and intelligence. Christie may have both, but he shows neither. He prefers to show his pissypants side. He does not exhibit strength, he exhibits behaviors he learned from grammar school classmates forcing him to lick dog turds.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:23 am

he would be mighty powerful if he was rolling down a hill. or if you were between him and the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:29 am

I can just picture trev licking her Donald Trump poster while a huffing and puffing Ted Kennedy grudge fucks her from behind with a half empty bottle of Courvoisier.

"Mmmmmm...power...give me more power..." she moans, as purple-faced Ted keels over.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:31 am

trev wrote:I like powerful men. And you should too.

You sound shallow. He's a turgid, over-compensating, posturing big-mouth who produces more gallons of neck sweat in one trip to the buffet line than Mark Mangino does running a marathon.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:35 am

Him? Turgid? Maybe once...back in 1982.

-Mrs. Neck Sweat

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:40 am

Trev, get in my belly !

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:49 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
trev wrote:I like powerful men. And you should too.
You sound shallow. He's a turgid, over-compensating, posturing big-mouth who produces more gallons of neck sweat in one trip to the buffet line than Mark Mangino does running a marathon.

p.s. I'm kind of a big deal. What are you doing Friday evening?

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:52 am

I sense a pile on.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:53 am

lovebuzz wrote:Trev, get in my belly !

Awesomeness.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:53 am

no piling on here. i feel you, i'm down with the sisterhood and i even made you a meme.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:57 am

trev's into morbidly obese bullies?

Suh-weet!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:59 am

trev wrote:I sense a pile

Yeah, that's what we've been saying.

trev wrote:on.

Just breathe.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:03 am

Just breathe.

Fat chance.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:09 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
trev wrote:I like powerful men.
His power is shallow. It does not come from wisdom.

I like wisdom and intelligence. Christie may have both, but he shows neither. He prefers to show his pissypants side. He does not exhibit strength, he exhibits behaviors he learned from grammar school classmates forcing him to lick dog turds.

What's the matter? Is he too honest for you? Not politically correct enough?

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:16 am

I think it's more his arrogant fatness, actually.

trev, there have been countless obese, candid, powerful men. Why him? Why not Al Capone or Dom DeLuise?

In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:19 am

Van wrote: he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.

The next time that niggger faggot fucks a woman will be his first.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:19 am

Unlike Chris Crisco Obammer can actually look down and see his dick.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:23 am

Van wrote:In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.

3some?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:25 am

mvscal wrote:
Van wrote: he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.
The next time that niggger faggot fucks a woman will be his first.

nice melt. always stressin' to support your masters. maybe one day they will recognize your tenacity on message boards.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:26 am

Who's stressed? He's a fag. That isn't even arguable. Are you some kind of homophobe or something?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:27 am

trev wrote:s he too honest for you?

no. he isn't honest. he throw tantrums. I'm a grownassman. I've got a job. If someone in my office acted like him, he would be kicked the fuck out. as a housewife you may not understand this.

Not politically correct enough?

If you're asking this question, then you don't know me.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:29 am

mvscal wrote:Who's stressed? He's a fag. That isn't even arguable. Are you some kind of homophobe or something?

massascal wrote:Massa please see me. I be suppo'tin' you all de way. Massa! Massa! Iz a goood bitch!

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:31 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
trev wrote:s he too honest for you?
no. he isn't honest. he throw tantrums. I'm a grownassman. I've got a job. If someone in my office acted like him, he would be kicked the fuck out. as a housewife you may not understand this.

Not politically correct enough?
If you're asking this question, then you don't know me.

You are throwing a tantrum.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:32 am

Van wrote:I think it's more his arrogant fatness, actually.

trev, there have been countless obese, candid, powerful men. Why him? Why not Al Capone or Dom DeLuise?

In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.

You really want to get to the bottom of this girl crush I have, don't you? :)

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:34 am

trev wrote: You are throwing a tantrum.

hardly, hausfrau. I simply put you in your place. no change in blood pressure. unlike your crybaby idol. do you like him enough to serve him soft serve off your elastic waistband indentioned tummy?

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:35 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
trev wrote: You are throwing a tantrum.
hardly, hausfrau. I simply put you in your place. no change in blood pressure. unlike your crybaby idol.

Yes, that is why you resort to personal attacks. Transparent.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:35 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Van wrote:In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.
3some?

That already looks like a threesome.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:37 am

I understand that Screw is clamoring for a men's fashion forum.

#1 Your belt should NEVER hike up over your gut.

#2 Never acquire such a massive gut.

#3 If your collar lies down flat due to the girth of your neck, you should consider not being fat.