Something sure to get certain posters knickers in a twist

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:11 am

Presenting my latest piece of body art

& this time is really hurt like a bitch as it is on the tender inside of my bicep :cry:
I'm thinking of buying some numbing cream to apply before I get the background done.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:30 am

As awful is it is now, it's only going to look that much worse once the pretty colors inevitably fade to the usual appearance of a mottled bruise...never mind how all this garbage will look once your body goes to pot.

If you're truly that desperate for attention why don't you just write a book, or maybe fuck on camera and slap it on the internet?

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:47 am

Ahh Vannipa you didn't let me down :P

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:21 am

Van wrote:As awful is it is now, it's only going to look that much worse once the pretty colors inevitably fade to the usual appearance of a mottled bruise...never mind how all this garbage will look once your body goes to pot.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:29 am

Actually This will be me in 30 years

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:23 pm

missjo wrote:Presenting my latest piece of body art

& this time is really hurt like a bitch as it is on the tender inside of my bicep :cry:
I'm thinking of buying some numbing cream to apply before I get the background done.

Interesting. So your anal tattoo will be a starfish?

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:28 pm

88 wrote:Why did you choose fish? And what is it about your arm that makes you think it looks better with drawings of fish on it? Do you already have the motorcycle and gear, or do you have to stop getting the tats someday to save up for it?

The fish are a beautiful addition to the Tropical/water theme my 1/2 sleeve has
I love Tattoo's Always have, & my hubby shares my passion, he has Full back, 3/4 sleeves on both arms, serpent plates on his upper chest & both legs from hip to ankle all done in traditional Japanese style & in beautiful colours, I find his ink & his body incredibly sexy & vice versa & that's all that matters to us really.
We have one fully restored vintage Suzuki trail bike & 8 Vintage Lambretta Motor Scooters 3 are fully restored & the others in various states of restoration
This is The Favourite

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:42 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Van I thought you believed in a woman's right to choose what she does with her body, even if that was not the decision you would have made.

Not to speak for Van, but he's not arguing she shouldn't have the right to do what she wants. What he's doing is no different than what you're doing, which is basically to say that neither of you are big fans of chicks w/ ink, but you're not trying to impose your tastes on her right to do something w/ her body that you may not like.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:49 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Van I thought you believed in a woman's right to choose what she does with her body, even if that was not the decision you would have made.

missjo, I think it was 88 who once said something like 'I've yet to see a woman and thought she is OK but she sure would look better if she had some tattoos.' I think the same way, you are pretty enough without the ink.

But none of that matters. You seem happy with it, so therefore I'm happy for you. Hope all is well inyour world.

Thanks Chip, things are pretty darn good in my part of the world at the moment,
I'm off on Holiday to Thailand for a GF's wedding in 4 weeks, so I'm back pumping it in the gym 5 days a week to get rid of the winter wobbles so those bastards from Greenpeace don't try to roll me back in the water while I'm lying on the beach in Phuket

Sadly James can't come as he has to work so I'll just have to suffer sitting on a recliner by the pool with my kindle, cocktail by my side & a thai woman massaging my feet, it wll be a hardship but somebody has to do it :twisted:

This will be a hard view to wake up to I tell you

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:22 pm

Jsc, yeah...Smackie's post. Where did I ever say she shouldn't have the right to cover her body in graffiti? I didn't. Of course she should have that right. I just think a dyed-in-the-wool "Look at meeee!" attention whore would be better served by writing a book or doing porn.

And I hate when porn chicks have tats. Blech.

M Club, there's the body naturally aging, then there's the appearance of sagging flesh covered by misshapen greenish-blue bruises describing a lifetime of misguided narcissism.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:42 pm

I have a tattoo that I got at least 30 years ago. It still looks pretty sharp, not at all like a misshapen greenish-blue bruise.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:49 pm

Is it located on the back of an elderly lady's arm waddle?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:52 pm

No. It's not readily visible.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:58 pm

Haaa! Goobs was shitfaced drunk one night and got hisself a cock tat of Bart Starr!

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:56 pm

Jsc810 wrote:, we're in hurricane prep mode down here now.

Which will hopefully wipe you and every other shit poster in that hood off the face of the earth and spare us your liberal spewing here.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:58 pm

Derron wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:, we're in hurricane prep mode down here now.
Which will hopefully wipe you and every other shit poster in that hood off the face of the earth and spare us your liberal spewing here.

Nice melt.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:06 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Cut me some slack, we're in hurricane prep mode down here now.

When the shit hits the fan, just grab hold of those floats...

...and at least you won't drown.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:07 pm

Sam, if that chick was wearing a cutoff Crimson Tide top ~~she'd be really fat~~ you know you would be bapping the underside of your computer table as we speak.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:16 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:She's got a body, but look at that face.

My eyes are getting bad, but I can see that's pure trash.

Who gives a shit? You're not supposed to be determining if she's marriage material (I know, that's natural for you). Just getting your dick wet.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:17 pm

Hey missjo, didn't Irie Gazos give you a shoutout in his original meat gazing post? There's something to marinate on...

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:24 pm

Yeah, Sam, 'cause everyone here is doing better than pulling college coed porn-looking sluts.

What message board are you reading? Certainly not this one.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:47 pm

1. Her face is certainly "decent." We've all fucked much worse. 2. You couldn't just do her from behind, or maybe slap a Nick Saban mask on her?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:01 pm

I don't wear knickers.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:16 pm

Van wrote: M Club, there's the body naturally aging, then there's the appearance of sagging flesh covered by misshapen greenish-blue bruises describing a lifetime of misguided narcissism.

we all end up looking pretty garish regardless. who cares if someone has a bit of ink on their arm. by the time the person with the tats is 80 he'll be out riding his motorcycle at 20 mph while you'll be yelling at all the kids to stay off your lawn even though it's not yours, it's the retirement home your kids hid you away in.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:22 pm

missjo wrote: I'm off on Holiday to Thailand for a GF's wedding in 4 weeks, so I'm back pumping it in the gym 5 days a week to get rid of the winter wobbles so those bastards from Greenpeace don't try to roll me back in the water while I'm lying on the beach in Phuket

i have some lady friends running a small restaurant that side, though it's in phuket city, not the beach. buy a beer there and five minutes later you'll be out for a wild night.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:24 pm

Well, in my defense I'll again state that I don't even need to wait until they're eighty. It looks fucknasty at fifty too, or even at twenty. Nothing screams, "trashy attention whore!" more than full sleeves and a back covered in the psychotic recollections of a certain Tuesday evening's mescaline freak-out.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:40 pm

i mean, different scenes. doubt you'll be hanging out with that sort at 50, 80, or 120, so who cares either way.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:08 pm

Jsc810 wrote:we're in hurricane prep mode down here now.

maybe mother nature will finish the job this time......

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:29 pm

Yeah, all liberal shit posters should die a painful and excruciating death.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:49 pm

88 wrote:Do we even have any liberal shit posters? Isn't this much ado about nothing?

You have a point. The only one who really ever consistently posted shit for any period of time was shutyomouth, and I don't think he's liberal.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:52 pm

Mikey wrote:The only one who really ever consistently posted shit for any period of time was shutyomouth, and I don't think he's liberal.

Though he was rather liberal in his posting of shit.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:02 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: The perils of aging. One actually requires a decent face to get fired up.

Actually, as I continue to Luther, I've noticed that I pay attention to complexion / skin quality...you know, that buttermilk creamy skin topography..

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:45 pm

In 30 years, with that tatoo, the fish will look like they are swimming when you jiggle your arms.

So you do have that going for you... :wink:

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:15 am

FLW Buckeye wrote:In 30 years, with that tatoo, the fish will look like they are swimming when you jiggle your arms.

So you do have that going for you... :wink:

She could have had a couple of lizards tatted on her thighs with their tongues going into her snatch...that might have been worth a look..

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:38 am

Rack the hell out of that zebra lambretta.

Double rack Van's Bart Starr cock tat blast!!!!

I will echo Van's sentiment on tats. It's your body, defile it as you see fit, just don't get all butt hurt when some think it makes you look a silly tramp.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:42 am

I read this thread through a keyhole to maximize titillation.

Love,
Magicat

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:17 am

missjo wrote:Actually This will be me in 30 years

Note how she's wearing a turtle-neck and a leather jacket...I wonder if she's covering up some old fish tattoos on her arms that scare children whenever she waves her bingo-wings around?

Sorry...tattoos that are small and discreet, with some meaning perhaps aren't a bad thing. Large, attention-seeking tattoos that will inevitably look worse with age seems like a bad idea to me. And no...they aren't attractive to most dudes. It's cool that your husband finds them attractive. Should you two ever split, just know that you've probably limited your romantic prospects in the future because of your arm goldfish. That's one repercussion of your choices that's undeniable.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:02 am

missjo wrote:Presenting my latest piece of body art

& this time is really hurt like a bitch as it is on the tender inside of my bicep :cry:
I'm thinking of buying some numbing cream to apply before I get the background done.

These are the washable kind right? We used to get them in a Crackerback jox. They're really very cool 'cause you can put them on in the afternoon but they wash off when your mom gives you a bath before bedtime.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:45 am

Could that have possibly been any gayer?

Jesus, Todd, you are just one sad old queen.

lovebuzz · Post by **lovebuzz** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 5:47 pm

Toddowen, you are awesome.