Nicknames in the workplace.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:50 am

was thinking...at my job we have a shitload of nicknames...most guys don't even go by their real names anymore...here are a few (a bunch) of nicknames of guys a work with.

Snuggles
Balls
Princess
Biscuit
Bacon
Socks
Pockets
Tuna
Split Pea (had this nickname for a while...had a 2 week stint where i had the world's worst gas...old guy that used to be in the military said it smelt like a shitty can of split pea soup he ate in Kuwait)
Pocahontas
Swanny
Paw Paw
P - Paw
Smitty
Taco
Huey
Shrek
Stache
Soapie
Musky Nuts

how bout'cha T1B?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:03 am

Pushy
Falcon
Mr. Mom
Bitch-Ass
Professor Science
Giant Baby Head
Taliban Motherfucker
Shakey (DT's)
Papa Smurf

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:07 am

You work at an internet chat board? Can't recall anyplace I ever worked that used nicknames.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:18 am

C Bass
E Lo
Dizzy
Hege
FlopNuts
Stilts
E Rock
Lumpy
Tha Dizzo
Marshmont
The Fresh Prince of Arm Hair (Wil Smith looking motherfucker with a fucking Fro on his underarm - no lie)

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:42 am

I work with white people. We really don't do nicknames.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:48 am

Boss

That's about it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:21 am

Johnny Rotten.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:44 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Johnny Rotten.

The king is gone but he's not forgotten.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:48 pm

Scatter brained dago. Kinda hard to argue with it other than the guy that uses it is even worse.

mama beecho, mama guevo, maricon, etc.... PR dude I work with.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:34 pm

fuckin jerkoff
pisa
Wet

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:34 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:We have to wear shirts at work.

That's weird. I just show up shirtless and rub oil all over myself all day.

But seriously. There is a gym in the building next door to mine and I play basketball with the dude every week. We usually wear tank tops, ya know, as in... the typical shirt worn when playing hoops.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:45 pm

Roach wrote:George W was big on nick names:

Boner – John Boehner, former Republican Majority Leader, current Speaker of the House

Bet THAT made him cry.

Most of those folks are white

Boner's more of a burnt sienna.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:29 pm

I used to play for the Celtics, ya know, back before I was a Navy pilot. But that whole Macho Grande incident really did me in. I got addicted to huffing paint, which landed me an amazing gig as a certified mixologist for Home Depot. I was subsequently promoted to be the crew chief for Tony Stewart but got fired for nailing his hot wife. I don't know how to put this, but I am kind of a big deal.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:56 pm

Back in the college days I would work occasionally for a buddies garage door business. There was another guy, Tom, there as well. Tom was basically useless and was sent packing. We got a metal support stand to hold up the doors for spring changes and stuff. We nicknamed the stand "Tom".

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:40 pm

...more...

Fruit Explosion
Eenie
Ren and Stimpy (two guys)
Cheesy
Dr. Katz

...and one of my favourites, and a very odd fellow...

The Deuce

campinfool · Post by **campinfool** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:57 am

Pato Loco
Chunk
Bluto
Brutus
The GQ
Going Postal Guy
Greasy Chicken Boy
Rummy The Alchy
MMA M'fer
Cock Sucker
Scab

These are the guys I work with and who gave me my first nick "phone boy" which was my old SCIII name. Now since I'm a real bad ass I am called "cable god".

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:03 am

mvscal wrote:I work with white people. We really don't do nicknames.

If you're a tight-nit group, you tend to have nicknames. We all just call each other by our last names.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:54 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I just show up shirtless and rub oil all over myself all day.

<Swoon>

Sin,

KC Scott

Dr. Bob · Post by **Dr. Bob** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:56 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I used to play for the Celtics, ya know, back before I was a Navy pilot. But that whole Macho Grande incident really did me in. I got addicted to huffing paint, which landed me an amazing gig as a certified mixologist for Home Depot. I was subsequently promoted to be the crew chief for Tony Stewart but got fired for nailing his hot wife. I don't know how to put this, but I am kind of a big deal.

Over Macho Grande? I'll never get over Macho Grande.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:49 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I used to play for the Celtics, ya know, back before I was a Navy pilot. But that whole Macho Grande incident really did me in. I got addicted to huffing paint, which landed me an amazing gig as a certified mixologist for Home Depot. I was subsequently promoted to be the crew chief for Tony Stewart but got fired for nailing his hot wife. I don't know how to put this, but I am kind of a big deal.

Do people know you? Are you also very important? Do you have many leather-bound books and does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:07 pm

Roach wrote: Turd Blossom – Senior Advisor Karl Rove

That's not even a Rove thing. Just the idea of being in the Oval Office and hearing "Let's wait till the Turd Blossom weighs in on this"

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:25 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I used to play for the Celtics, ya know, back before I was a Navy pilot. But that whole Macho Grande incident really did me in. I got addicted to huffing paint, which landed me an amazing gig as a certified mixologist for Home Depot. I was subsequently promoted to be the crew chief for Tony Stewart but got fired for nailing his hot wife. I don't know how to put this, but I am kind of a big deal.
Do people know you? Are you also very important? Do you have many leather-bound books and does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?

I think he is talking about our little girl-panties wearing friend . . .

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:54 pm

Imus wrote: I think he is talking about our little girl-panties wearing friend . . .

Butt Scout Motto:

Be Prepared

The Butt Scout motto means that you are always ready to do what is necessary to crossdress.
It also means you are ready, willing, and able to do what is necessary in any situation that comes along.
You are also being prepared to live an empty and worthless life, being a physically unfit, dishonorable citizen of weak character.

"Semper fi, crossdress or die!"

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:11 am

Imus wrote:
I think he is talking about our little girl-panties.

Yes. But I also mixed in two movie quotes. Dr Bob nailed one and Jay nailed the other.

T1B

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