Chris Collinsworth

[Mikey]

Does he suck Tom Brady's dick in the offseason?

[Mikey]

Does he suck Tom Brady's dick in the offseason?

Why in the FUCK didn't the Pats punt?

You're kidding right?

Dude, they have Tom Brady.

[Mikey]

That onside kick was pathetic. Tom Brady could have made it bounce better.

[Mikey]

That was a helluva game. Seriously looking forward to next Sunday night (Seahawks/9ers)...

Harbaugh vs. Carroll = always good theater

[Go Coogs']

That onside kick was pathetic. Tom Brady could have made it bounce better.

A saturated ground might have caused that kick not to make its funky high bounce.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

A saturated ground might have caused that kick not to make its funky high bounce.

True. However... we all know a footless Tom Brady could have made that sucker bounce even if the field was at the summit of Mount Everest during a moonsoon using a 3 ton steel ball.


Sin,
Chris Collingsworth

[Dinsdale]

Seriously looking forward to next Sunday night (Seahawks/9ers)...

Me too... since I'm pretty sure I'll be there. Nice of them to move it to the evening slot... there will be some drunk fucks there... who probably won't like my Niner gear... and those Seattle fucks really like to fight. I'll throw on a piece of Ducks gear(sets them off even worse) as well, and I'm sure I'll be named Seattle's Man of the Year... posthumously.

Power went out in the storm last night, right when it became 31-3. Wasn't too worried about it, since it was a blowout. Power company did a GREAT job, getting it back up and running in about 45 minutes... just in time to see it go 31-31.

Then it was LaMichael's time to shine. 164 yards worth.

LaMike > Tom Brady

[Mikey]

That onside kick was pathetic. Tom Brady could have made it bounce better.

A saturated ground might have caused that kick not to make its funky high bounce.

You mean a saturated rug?

Even that wouldn't keep Tom Brady from making it bounce just right so that he could recover it himself in mid-air and race all the way to the end zone untouched for a miraculous come from behind Pats victory.

I'm pretty sure that Belichick, being known mainly for his uncompromising promotion of fair play, feels that playing Tom Brady at more than one position would give the Pats an unfair advantage over the competition. So, he keeps Tom Brady in check by only using him at quarterback even though he could start at ILB or safety, and kicker, as well.

[Dinsdale]

So, he keeps Tom Brady in check by only using him at quarterback even though he could start at ILB or safety, and kicker, as well.

Plus, that would take up too much of his time on the sideline, which he spends curing disease and famine.

[Mace]

Tom Brady is no Chuck Norris. Chuck would roundhouse kick Brady back to Ann Arbor and he'd be crying like he played QB for Army.

[Dinsdale]

Not so fast, Mace -- Tom Brady once told the Fonz to "sit on it"... and he did.

[Mace]

Not so fast, Mace -- Tom Brady once told the Fonz to "sit on it"... and he did.

He told Jerry Sandusky the same thing and with the same result.

[Mikey]

Then it was LaMichael's time to shine. 164 yards worth.

I've been waiting to see what he could do on Sundays. Very impressive KO return. I'd like to see him get some significant carries and maybe break a few long runs from scrimmage.