Merry Christmas Dee

[Mace]

Nice to see you've taken a timeout from deleting posts in the NFL forum to respond to a troll and do some ankle biting. Nice job. :roll:

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

If you and Feelsdicks want to commiserate about non NFL topics, then I will delete your bullshit as I see fit. If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. No one cares, you incontinent sheep fucker.

[Mace]

If you and Feelsdicks want to commiserate about non NFL topics, then I will delete your bullshit as I see fit. If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. No one cares, you incontinent sheep fucker.

Of course you will, you self absorbed anklebitin' bitch. :roll:

[Jay in Phoenix]

Take what? You think I actually read any of that shit?

It's amazing how ignoring shit will alleviate the tedium.

Well Kid, you continue to flounce along on your hypocritical path of lies, redundancy and tediousness. First you claim your leaving, yet you stay. Again, you claim you don't "read any of this shit", yet you constantly harangue in your inept fashion on each and every word. Amagingly, you again ignore your own advice to "ignore shit (so it) will alleviate the tedium.", yet still here you are, responding in all of your retarded glory.

Bravo. How moronically played.

However, the worst thing you have done, by far...is to end your last lame posting with this: "it's a minute he's not making plans to shoot up some classroom." Now you're making jokes at the expense of a group of your schoolkids who were brutally slaughtered in their classroom.

You are one sick and pathetic trolling fuck.

You were not invited into this thread. I was giving you a well earned gift of telling you to fuck off.

Now accept said gift and please hit the nice red X at the top right of your screen.

And have a miserable little Christmas while you spin around on your hamster wheel, dumbfuck.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Of course you will, you self absorbed anklebitin' bitch. :roll:

No amount of rolling eyes or (any other emoticon) add any value whatsoever to your horrific posts. I realize you use them as a crutch because you're incapable of communicating without them, but still, you are a God awful poster. In closing, perhaps you can have someone read this to you and tell you what it means:

"moderators of topic-specific forums have the discretion to keep discussions in their forum related to the specific subject matter. If it veers off-topic, ucant has every right to adjust posts to make sure the discussion remains on-topic. A right that former and current mods are either unaware or ignorant to."

Hint: it means, go fuck yourself.

[Mace]

Oh, I fully understand that you can do it, dumbfuck, and also that you're dumb enough to do it. You're the perfect dumbass for the job and, Lord knows, you excel at being a dumbass. Now STFU, asswipe, 'cause if you want to play, then play we will....only we'll do it somewhere other than Jay's Christmas tribute to Dee.

[Truman]

[Mace]

Damn, Truman, you stole Spray's popcorn.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Now STFU, asswipe, 'cause if you want to play, then play we will....only we'll do it somewhere other than Jay's Christmas tribute to Dee.

The irony is so thick here, I am surprised you clicked submit. Oh wait, I am not surprised at all...

Speaking of asswipes, make sure your day-nurse completes this step as part of your next diaper change.

[Mace]

Now STFU, asswipe, 'cause if you want to play, then play we will....only we'll do it somewhere other than Jay's Christmas tribute to Dee.

The irony is so thick here, I am surprised you clicked submit. Oh wait, I am not surprised at all...

Speaking of asswipes, make sure your day-nurse completes this step as part of your next diaper change.

Nice white flag, chickenshit. Maybe you're not quite as stupid as I thought.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

White flag? Do you even know what this means? I am here, literally smacking the shit outta your diaper. How in the fuck is that a white flag? Try some more emoticons, bitch, as they may facilitate your specious takes. Don't think I didn't notice you stop using them when I commented on it. Have your day-nurse pick you up outta your wheelchair and dance some more for me, puppet.

[Dee Snutz]

Take what? You think I actually read any of that shit?

It's amazing how ignoring shit will alleviate the tedium.

Well Kid, you continue to flounce along on your hypocritical path of lies, redundancy and tediousness. First you claim your leaving, yet you stay. Again, you claim you don't "read any of this shit", yet you constantly harangue in your inept fashion on each and every word. Amagingly, you again ignore your own advice to "ignore shit (so it) will alleviate the tedium.", yet still here you are, responding in all of your retarded glory.

Bravo. How moronically played.

However, the worst thing you have done, by far...is to end your last lame posting with this: "it's a minute he's not making plans to shoot up some classroom." Now you're making jokes at the expense of a group of your schoolkids who were brutally slaughtered in their classroom.

You are one sick and pathetic trolling fuck.

You were not invited into this thread. I was giving you a well earned gift of telling you to fuck off.

Now accept said gift and please hit the nice red X at the top right of your screen.

And have a miserable little Christmas while you spin around on your hamster wheel, dumbfuck.

Translation:



Btw, I didn't read any of that shit either, creepy.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Btw, I didn't read any of that shit either, creepy.

Of course you did, loser. Otherwise, why else would you reply?

Liar...check.
Delusional 'tard...check.
Trolling dickweed...check.
Faggot ass sponge...triple check.

Well, in light of this and as you have been begging for another song, here you go dumbass.

Sing along you bitch...

Dee, the Tragic Faggot
as sung to 'Puff the Magic Dragon'

Dee, the tragic faggot, he used to be,
a trolling ‘tard called Kid Gashspill on whose face Mace used to pee.
With little baby photos, he loves to fluff his stuff,
ass beads on strings and feeling dicks, he just can’t get enough, oh…

Dee, the tragic faggot, he loves to be,
frocked in women’s underwear as if he were A.P.,
Dee, the fungic maggot, loves to playfully
frolic in the semen mist while he’s down upon his knees.

Through men’s rooms he will travel, on a cock he will impale,
while he keeps a lookout perch in a stall he can avail.
Preening little princess, will bow where ‘ere guys came,
OneBoard quips will shower this fag as he roars out his shame, oh…

Dee eats dicks like baguettes, drinks piss for tea,
he gently licks his abused lips, as he cries for some mercy,
Dee, the tragic faggot, he longs to be,
respected by the OneBoard trolls, though on deaf ears fall his plea.

In shame he lives forever, but not so will his ploys,
sufferings and big cock rings make up his sphincter toys.
Then one grey night it happened, li’l Dee Snutz came no more,
‘cause stuffed within his prostate, was a dark cancerous sore.

His head was bent in sorrow, tear drops fell like rain,
Dee no longer, could he play, there was just too much pain.
Now with his sorry story, Dee could not be brave,
so Dee, that tragic faggot sadly slipped into his cave, oh…

Does ends this tragic story, as you can see,
no more Dee Snutz, no Kid Nashville, no more trolling will there be,
Poof, there goes this faggot, into history,
he begged for so he got this dis, in a smack song revelry.

[Dee Snutz]

Officially the second creepiest Arizonian.


Btw, I didn't read any of that either, you creepy obsessed weirdo.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Sure you didn't.

Nice red x on the pic retard.

Oh, and you're welcome.

[Dee Snutz]

Oh, and you're welcome.

If you're referring to the speedbag workout your chin has been giving my ballsack, yes, thank you.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Nice edit for that nothing one line response.

You're two for two.

Going for the retard trifecta next, dumbfuck?

[Jay in Phoenix]

If you're referring to the speedbag workout my chin has been giving your ballsack, yes, thank you.

Three for three.

Well done.

[Dee Snutz]

Nice edit for that nothing one line response.

You're two for two.

Going for the retard trifecta next, dumbfuck?

Nah dude, I'm three pages of clowning your dumb ass. I have employees that don't work this hard for me.

[Dee Snutz]

Jay is a mofo.

Is mofo a euphemism for friendless, creepy, obsessed, dullard? If so, yes, we're in agreement.

[Mace]

Racks to Jay for smacking the senseless dolt even more senseless.

[Dee Snutz]

Racks to Jay for smacking the senseless dolt even more senseless.

Yes, Jay beat me senseless. He left my knuckles a bloody mess.

[Mace]

Racks to Jay for smacking the senseless dolt even more senseless.

Yes, Jay beat me senseless. He left my knuckles a bloody mess.

That's from you dragging your knuckles when you walk, idiot.

[Dee Snutz]

Hey, Mace, can you tell us the requirements it takes to become a parole/probation officer? Evidently the ability to fog a mirror placed under your nose is the only one.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Yes, Jay beat me senseless. He left me a bloody mess.

Just taking out the trash Kid.

[Dee Snutz]

Yes, Jay beat me senseless. He left me a bloody mess.

Just taking out the trash Kid.

Lobotomized severed heads, skinned scorched corpses, multitudes of creepy violent homosexual poetry, tomes of rambling obsessed blathering. I don't know what kind of creepy carnival is going on in that head of yours, Jay, but thanks for reminding me to make a phone call.




"I'll be needing the Platinum Plan, please. And can you send somebody out today?"

[Jay in Phoenix]

I don't know what kind of creepy carnival is going on in that head of yours, Jay, but thanks.

No problem Dee. And you're welcome...to my nightmare!

[Screw_Michigan]

Hey Dee, only faggots and women use the word creepy.

[Dee Snutz]

Hey Dee, only faggots and women use the word creepy.

Coincidentally the same groups that have you blocked on their cell phone and every social networking page.

[Van]

Okay, that was the first clever line KN has ever submitted here.