Take a look in the mirror (!)
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Re: People shooting themselves increases during holiday (!)
I like the way you put us in the holiday spirit, Alec. Thanks.
Re: People shooting themselves increases during holiday (!)
I believe I just had a negligent discharge.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Re: People shooting themselves increases during holiday (!)
Merry Christmas.mvscal wrote:I believe I just had a negligent discharge.
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No...fucking...way. Minus the stupid tattoo, that is the separated-at-birth spitting image of Angelina. Head to toe...hair, facial structure, skin tone, body type, shape/size/color of the breasts and areolas...we're talking almost identical twins. The only real differences: Angelina's Sicilian mouth was a bit larger and fuller, and her breasts sat up a little higher.
Stumbling onto that pic, it just about blew me outta my seat.
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Something blew outta me...
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Another solid effort.
Could have done without the outie though......
Could have done without the outie though......
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You are a fagSirfindafold wrote:
Could have done without the outie though......
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there's a song that has line in it about being "shaped like an hourglass".
If I could remember who does that song or the title, I'd post it for Van.
senility sucks, but I trust that at least one of the younger shit dicks in here will rise to the occasion.
If I could remember who does that song or the title, I'd post it for Van.
senility sucks, but I trust that at least one of the younger shit dicks in here will rise to the occasion.
Re: People shooting themselves increases during holiday (!)
War Wagon wrote: senility sucks
When it gets so severe you forget how to use a search engine... yeah, that sucks.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Hourglass- Snoop DoggWar Wagon wrote:there's a song that has line in it about being "shaped like an hourglass".
If I could remember who does that song or the title, I'd post it for Van.
senility sucks, but I trust that at least one of the younger shit dicks in here will rise to the occasion.
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g0d bless alec, the bestest poster on the interwebs.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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I'm out of bullets...
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Your wife already informed us of that fact.mvscal wrote:I'm out of bullets...
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Here you go Wags. Google is yo friend.
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Re: Take a look in the mirror (!)
What's going on here?
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There went some of my HARD drive space.
Lascivio amo a champion hodie.
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good god almighty...
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Good little whores!
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swhatimsayin'War Wagon wrote:good god almighty...
that just might be the best ass ever created.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: Take a look in the mirror (!)
Too fucking fat.Alec wrote:
Sin,
Rack Fu
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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Re: Take a look in the mirror (!)
Oh stop it. You're too funny.Pedo in Seattle wrote:Too fucking fat.Alec wrote:
Sin,
Rack Fu
BTW, this thread must be very traumatic for you to view. Young naked... women? I mean ewww, right?
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Re: Take a look in the mirror (!)
AP has posted in this thread.
The irony is now complete.
The irony is now complete.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
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Of course. BTW, who are you? No idea who you are.Carson wrote:AP has posted in this thread.
The irony is now complete.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Re: Take a look in the mirror (!)
But everyone knows what You are.
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RACK!Imus wrote:But everyone knows what You are.
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Hate to finally break it to you... You might want to stop using this shit troll. I had fun blaming others (admins and m0ds) with the tired schtick, but you are too fucking stupid to "gets it."Imus wrote:But everyone knows what You are.
Let's hook up in Marty's forum shall we? You can respond to yourself some more.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Re: Take a look in the mirror (!)
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Pretty much every pic without a head is tied for first.
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That actually does look like a hatchet wound. Where the fuck are her lips?
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Might keep the resolution this year and go to the Y
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"...and I've got one hand in my pocketttttttttt...umm, no I donnnnnnnnnn't...."
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rack the hell out of alec and that coat sleeve.Alec wrote:
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Re: Take a look in the mirror (!)
Huge accolades to those military veterans who sacrificed everything so we could enjoy this thread.
thank you.
thank you.