Y'know what this shithole needs?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:27 am

A Mrs. Lefty's seat thread.

C'mon LS, let's have some more of this......

How 'bout some cycling shorts pics. Butt ass nekkid ones would put you on an alec level.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:48 am

I was going to say fewer suckaholic threads, but I'll make an exception for this one.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:50 am

No kidding. That was the only reason he posted 72 pictures of drywall and framing, anyway. Next time just get to the point, AZZHAT.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:59 am

"toy show" or GTFO

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:00 am

Let's go, Seater...my pants aren't going to sit around my ankles all night, you know.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:01 am

Okay...maybe they are...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:24 am

Martyred wrote:Let's go, Seater...my pants aren't going to sit around my ankles all night, you know.

swhatimsayin'

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:27 am

smackaholic wrote:
Martyred wrote:Let's go, Seater...my pants aren't going to sit around my ankles all night, you know.
swhatimsayin'

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:43 am

smackie, you posted the worst pic of the lot. C'mon now.

But yes, there really is no other reason for dude to post these things.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:58 am

Van wrote:there really is no other reason for dude to post these things.

sure there is, somebody has to keep up with the $cotts.

or at least try.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:04 am

War Wagon wrote:...$cotts.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:18 am

Van wrote:smackie, you posted the worst pic of the lot. C'mon now.

But yes, there really is no other reason for dude to post these things.

Worst pic?

That pic is a masterpiece.

Homo.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:09 pm

That pic is a Chicken McNugget in the fine dining of life. He's posted so many better/more flattering ones.

She's wearing frumpy Mom Jeans, fer chrissakes.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:27 pm

Van wrote:That pic is a Chicken McNugget in the fine dining of life. He's posted so many better/more flattering ones.

She's wearing frumpy Mom Jeans, fer chrissakes.

Why don't you post a picture of your OL, girlfriend, sig other in some "frumpy " mom jeans and let us make that decision...looks fine to me and probably a damn site better than what most of tards are hitting these days...

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:21 pm

Keeping up with the Scott's? I thought it was Indy we were all chasing. I only have three flat screens.

FYI those jeans aren't all that frumpy. Those are the "skinny" variety that she wears on occasion to the office on Fridays.

Freakin pervs...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:24 pm

Derron wrote:
Van wrote:That pic is a Chicken McNugget in the fine dining of life. He's posted so many better/more flattering ones.

She's wearing frumpy Mom Jeans, fer chrissakes.
Why don't you post a picture of your OL, girlfriend, sig other in some "frumpy " mom jeans and let us make that decision...

Most recent...

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:32 pm

Left Seater wrote:Keeping up with the Scott's? I thought it was Indy we were all chasing. I only have three flat screens.

I know you don't have kids, but I just gotta tell this story.

So I get home late from work on Tuesday at about 8:45 PM EST. Kids are in bed, but Mrs. Frisco says my son (7) is watching the IU/Minnesota game in his room so I go up to watch it with him even though his bedtime is 8PM. I walk in and his light and TV are off, but he says "Daddy!" I give him a hug and ask why he isn't watching the IU game because I was going to watch it with him.

The words he spoke nearly brought a tear to my eyes. He said, "My TV is too small and I can't see the score at the bottom from the bed so I turned it off."

His birthday isn't until September. I'm thinking the Easter Bunny is going to have to upgrade his 19" flat screen TV/DVD combo. Hell, he has the furniture in his room I used as a kid. He's suffered enough. He's getting a bigger screen. I'll move his 19" TV to his bathroom.

P.S. Thanks for picking up my slack while I've taken some time off.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:03 pm

Left Seater wrote:Keeping up with the Scott's? I thought it was Indy we were all chasing. I only have three flat screens.

FYI those jeans aren't all that frumpy. Those are the "skinny" variety that she wears on occasion to the office on Fridays.

Freakin pervs...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... dimples.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:09 pm

Left Seater wrote:Keeping up with the Scott's? I thought it was Indy we were all chasing. I only have three flat screens.

FYI those jeans aren't all that frumpy. Those are the "skinny" variety that she wears on occasion to the office on Fridays.

Freakin pervs...

Now you did it. Posting that picture just sent the pervs to the jerk room for the next 2 hours. Work productivity be damned. Of course, I am sure that breaks your heart.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:47 pm

KC Scott wrote:Maybe we should have an GF/OL pagent?

Problem is Jess would win

I said a picture of the gash your banging. Jess is not banging that chick. He is jamming his tongue down her throat and getting paid for it. If he is giving her the schlong, he needs to post pictures. Then he has major bode on everybody. Until then , not so much. Probably went home with a throbbing set of blue balls after that take.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:20 pm

Derron wrote: Probably went home with a throbbing set of blue balls after that take.

Doubt it, Jess probably yanked one off within seven tugs in the restroom nearest the set.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:24 am

KC Scott wrote:
I'm living the dream

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:53 am

KC Scott wrote:
War Wagon wrote: somebody has to keep up with the $cotts.

or at least try.
I'm living the dream

But do you have a washer and dryer??? That would be "living the dream."

-Screwy

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:15 am

Mace wrote:
KC Scott wrote:
War Wagon wrote: somebody has to keep up with the $cotts.

or at least try.
I'm living the dream

But do you have a washer and dryer??? That would be "living the dream."

-Screwy

Or grass that's actually green.

Sin,
Smackaholic

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:24 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:As attractive as Mrs. Seater appears to be, I wouldn't trade Mrs. Sam for any T1B posters' OL/GF.

Were you offered a minor league prospect or a player to be named later?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:53 pm

After viewing the pics of Mr and Mrs Seater, I must say that that fat bastid is batting way above his average which leads to the inevitable question.

Why?

A. Is she off the charts batshit crazy?

B. Does lefty come from Warren Buffet type money?

IV. Did lefty just seriously let himself go after hooking that prize?

7. Is Mrs Seater that chick, you know, the fat but cute chick from high school that one day decides she ain't gonna be a fat chick any longer.

My guess is 7. You can tell she ain't a natural skinny girl, with all them curves and dimples and such. he's prolly a week long cruise binge from looking like 'spray. If this is the case, rack you, lefty my man, for buying low.

My second guess is she's just batshit crazy.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:56 pm

Derron wrote: Now you did it. Posting that picture just sent the ~~pervs~~ heterosexuals to the jerk room for the next 2 hours. Work productivity be damned. Of course, I am sure that breaks your heart.

ftfy.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:59 pm

How' about some bow shots lefty. I'm pretty much all jerked out on this stern view.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:01 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:As attractive as Mrs. Seater appears to be, I wouldn't trade Mrs. Sam for any T1B posters' OL/GF.

All righty, Mrs Sam, give Mr Sam hi password back.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:49 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Derron wrote:
Van wrote:That pic is a Chicken McNugget in the fine dining of life. He's posted so many better/more flattering ones.

She's wearing frumpy Mom Jeans, fer chrissakes.
Why don't you post a picture of your OL, girlfriend, sig other in some "frumpy " mom jeans and let us make that decision...
Most recent...

Y'know, they ain't got TVs in hell.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:54 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I thought that was a pic of me in Knoxville.

Nope, doesn't have the bama sweatshirt.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:34 am

smackaholic wrote:Why?

A. Is she off the charts batshit crazy?

B. Does lefty come from Warren Buffet type money?

IV. Did lefty just seriously let himself go after hooking that prize?

7. Is Mrs Seater that chick, you know, the fat but cute chick from high school that one day decides she ain't gonna be a fat chick any longer.

Love the way you went from A to B to IV to 7. It's like a crackhead trying to recite the alphabet.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:41 am

Van wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Why?

A. Is she off the charts batshit crazy?

B. Does lefty come from Warren Buffet type money?

IV. Did lefty just seriously let himself go after hooking that prize?

7. Is Mrs Seater that chick, you know, the fat but cute chick from high school that one day decides she ain't gonna be a fat chick any longer.
Love the way you went from A to B to IV to 7. It's like a crackhead trying to recite the alphabet.

Yeah, I thought it was awfully creative. Maybe it'll catch on here.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:17 pm

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:20 pm

Martyred wrote:

fukk off, comrade.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:28 pm

KC Scott wrote:
War Wagon wrote: somebody has to keep up with the $cotts.

or at least try.
I'm living the dream

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:37 pm

wow

x 1000

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:09 am

Smackaholic,

None of the above. Mrs Seater is about 5 to 7 lbs below her HS weight. She is 5'5" and 122 lbs. I know this because she gets on the scale every morning. She played tennis and ran Cross Country in HS. Today she runs three marathons a year on average and has completed 24 total.

The other thing in her favor, I mean my favor is that her mother is still thin at 65 and her grandmother was thin when she passed away.

As for me being a week long cruise away from immobility you are way off base. I hate cruises and buffets.

Oh, and I will make sure I post pics of our ten days in Greece this May.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:37 pm

Lefty, so what your saying is, you just kinda hit the marital lottery.

Rack your fatass!

Sam, tell your buddy to go fukk himself.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:13 pm

Didn't we all out kick the coverage in some way? But yes, I guess I got very lucky.

Playing football prolly didn't hurt either.