I found video of H4ever's wife
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
Problems, in order:
1. Cunt’s name is Whitney. There’s never been a laid back, easy going chick named Whitney in the history of ever.
2. She’s not acting like an 11 year old; she’s acting like a toddler. I won’t let my almost 3 year old get away with that shit.
3. She’s obviously always gotten what she wanted. Learning to share is a bitch, especially when you’re in your 20’s when you do it.
4. Bitch always has to be in control. From the “budget”, to the lake, to just getting cigarettes, she has to control the outcome of something. Can’t just sit back and go with the flow. But I bet in the bedroom, she likes to be dominated, which is why he married her.
5. She is not hot enough to put up with that kind of shit.
1. Cunt’s name is Whitney. There’s never been a laid back, easy going chick named Whitney in the history of ever.
2. She’s not acting like an 11 year old; she’s acting like a toddler. I won’t let my almost 3 year old get away with that shit.
3. She’s obviously always gotten what she wanted. Learning to share is a bitch, especially when you’re in your 20’s when you do it.
4. Bitch always has to be in control. From the “budget”, to the lake, to just getting cigarettes, she has to control the outcome of something. Can’t just sit back and go with the flow. But I bet in the bedroom, she likes to be dominated, which is why he married her.
5. She is not hot enough to put up with that kind of shit.
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
Sudden Sam wrote:Holy fuck.
2nd.
he probably deserved her though, purely for those tool-looking sideburns
Killian nailed all points
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
Dude prolly has 30 more videos just like that.
I would have dropped in the the lake and then drove off.
I would have dropped in the the lake and then drove off.
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
Dude needs to immediately take his truck in to remove passenger-side airbag.
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Which one?L45B wrote:Dude needs to immediately take his truck in to remove passenger-side airbag.
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I'm betting that either there's booze stashed on the boat, or she knows she'll get some from other boaters.
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
He shoulda took that miserable cunt out on the lake, tied a few hundred pounds of shit to her and tossed her over the side.
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
Not enough cowering and "yes dear"s to be H4E
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Wait, you mean she's not worth marrying at 25? :?smackaholic wrote:He shoulda took that miserable cunt out on the lake, tied a few hundred pounds of shit to her and tossed her over the side.
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
Not technically. She was busted with a DUI, which is why hubby was carting her entitled ass around.88 wrote:Based on her comments about needing an oil change, one can reasonably assume that she drives. Holy fuck.
Oh, and dude has already move out, gotten a PPO and started filing papers.
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
Bitches be cray.
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
Here's another one for you, Screwey. Right up your alley too as she's from...DC!
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Naw...it's all part of the lead-up and foreplay on "Put it in my pooper...I've been bad all day" night. I gave her an emmy for that performance and later an enima. 'bode me
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Re: I found video of H4ever's wife
6 hours ago and no response? yea...this place officially sucks horse cocks
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Christ, woman has no shame. Not only is she crying over not getting an autograph, she recorded it and posted it on line.Sudden Sam wrote:Holy fuck redux.
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