Dog eats paralyzed man's testicle

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Total numbnuts, this guy.

(KAIT) -

A Mid-South man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has "no feeling from the waist down".

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a "burning pain" in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

He also noticed the "small, white, fluffy dog" had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that "the dog had eaten one of his testicles."

The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.

Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized. Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.

http://www.14news.com/story/22970355/do ... s-testicle

[R-Jack]

The dog almost ate my homework.

~Irie Lagos~

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

St. Bernards Regional Medical Center

The jokes just write themselves.

[Moving Sale]

Just another example of white on white crime. Nothing to see here, move along.

[Moving Sale]

You were told to move along assface.

[Smackie Chan]

Another example of this country's racial injustice. Dog eats a white man's nut & gets euthanized. If the victim had been one of our African-American brethren, the dog would've merely been blackballed.

[Sirfindafold]

sometimes you feel like a nut.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Another example of this country's racial injustice. Dog eats a white man's nut & gets euthanized. If the victim had been one of our African-American brethren, the dog would've merely been blackballed.

What's the big deal? He was paralyzed. It shouldn't make vas deferens.

[Smackie Chan]

What's the big deal? He was paralyzed. It shouldn't make vas deferens.

Look, dude, I was just trying to illustrate a point. No need to get all teste with me.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Whatever, man. Think I'll just take my ball and go home.

[Screw_Michigan]

He's just having a ball, cut him some slack, OK?

Knock it off!

[Smackie Chan]

Whatever, man. Think I'll just take my ball and go home.

Better yours than some cripple's.

[Mikey]

So what's the big deal?

sin
Virgil "Lefty" Livers

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Just another example of white on white crime.

This deserves a RACK.

I'm sorry...it just does.

[mvscal]

The dog just "happened" to gnaw off a ball while he was "asleep"? Umm....yeah, right...because dogs do that all the time.

[H4ever]

St. Bernards Regional Medical Center

The jokes just write themselves.

rack it

[H4ever]

The dog just "happened" to gnaw off a ball while he was "asleep"? Umm....yeah, right...because dogs do that all the time.

sincerely,

dude who uses peanut butter but has the common sense to wipe off when he's done. no rest for the wicked indeed

[smackaholic]

That dude might actually prefer to be AP.

[XXXL]

Who gives a flying turd ...