I'm sorry...

[Goober McTuber]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/97926 ... ching-band

Bunch of ignorant thugs coached by a knuckle-dragging moron.

[Goober McTuber]

One good game. If he has 12 more, I'll be happy.

How about that Trent Richardson fellow?

[Screw_Michigan]

coached by a knuckle-dragging moron.

You aren't qualified to empty that "knuckle-dragging moron's" colostomy bag.

[Shoalzie]

Raiola is a dipshit...

[Screw_Michigan]

Raiola is a dipshit...

What is his fucking problem, indeed. Dude has definitely taken too many hits to the dome.

[Dinsdale]

Even funnier when you consider he had a brother who palyed at Wisconsin.

[Goober McTuber]

coached by a knuckle-dragging moron.

You aren't qualified to empty that "knuckle-dragging moron's" colostomy bag.

And that's a good thing.

[Mikey]

And on a lighter note I give you...

Richie "the blob" Incognito




vs.


Jonathan "the mouse" Martin




Question of the day:
Will Richie stomp Jonathan's a$$, and will Jonathan roll over and take it, or will he run away crying to his mama?

[Screw_Michigan]

Not only is Incognito a douchebag and a giant piece of shit, he fucking SUCKS. Don't you have to be, you know, somewhat GOOD to be considered a team leader?

I hope he's arrested and charged with felony extortion and some assault charges thrown in there. No wonder the Phins are a colostomy bag franchise. They fuck everything up.

[Screw_Michigan]

Of all the places you don't expect to hear a case of bullying, an NFL locker room would top that list

It's not the "bullying." It's the extortion and "I'll kill you."

[BSmack]

It's not the "bullying." It's the extortion and "I'll kill you."

Anybody remember when a mentally unstable Chargers LB stole Ryan Leaf's credit card and charged 5 figures worth of bar tabs on it? I seem to recall Leaf's reaction to that was universally criticized by sportswriters and pundits. Now Incognito does the same thing to Martin with a couple of n-bombs and death threats and he's the bad guy?

Football sure has changed.

[Goober McTuber]

Football was fun but my head hurts-haha kidding roger goodell. I'm on to new things, thanks to everyone along the way!!!

Good for him. Better than he should wind up like Mike Webster.

You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.


(I put this in the Bronco thread but maybe it's a better fit here).

[Sirfindafold]

You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.

Always wondered why you only charge a quarter for a blow job.

[Mikey]

You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.

Always wondered why you only charge a quarter for a blow job.

Do you usually pay more?

[poptart]

Good for him. Better than he should wind up like Mike Webster.

You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.

Ditto.

I don't pretend to know everything about his personal situation -- or what is really motivating him, but if it's his call to get out, more power to him for doing so.

To each his own.

[Goober McTuber]

Good for him. Better than he should wind up like Mike Webster.

You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.

Ditto.

I don't pretend to know everything about his personal situation -- or what is really motivating him, but if it's his call to get out, more power to him for doing so.

To each his own.

Dude is hilarious. He will wind up somewhere in TV/radio.

[Goober McTuber]

It's about fucking over the Broncos.

[Mikey]

it's not just about the money

it's also letting down your teamates in the middle of the season

it's also the roster spot he took from someone else in camp

it's also about letting your fears control you, rather than you controlling your fears

it's about quitting

I didn't realize you were still in high school.

[jiminphilly]

it's also about letting your fears control you, rather than you controlling your fears

How is that working out for Tony Dorsett?

[jiminphilly]

it's also about letting your fears control you, rather than you controlling your fears

How is that working out for Tony Dorsett?

I wish someone would ask Tony if he'd trade the experience of starring in the NFL for 10 years off his life

"Memory loss, more so than anything it's been my big deal," he said. "Sometimes you can have sensitivity to light and things like that. But my thing was not remembering. I've been taking my daughters to practice for years and all of a sudden I forget how to get there."

His daughters are afraid, he said. They wonder which father they will get. Will he be the happy dad or the one in a bad mood.

I'm pretty sure his Daughters would like to be asked the same question..

[mvscal]

it's not just about the money

That's all that it's about. It's professional football, remember? He doesn't owe anybody on that team or organization anything. It's a job. That's all. People quit their jobs every day and nobody judges them for it.

He doesn't want to play pro football anymore. Who gives a fuck?

[Mikey]

it's not just about the money

That's all that it's about. It's professional football, remember? He doesn't owe anybody on that team or organization anything. It's a job. That's all. People quit their jobs every day and nobody judges them for it.

He doesn't want to play pro football anymore. Who gives a fuck?

Maybe he should have given two weeks notice, and offered to finish up his unfinished projects and train his replacement.

[mvscal]

Being gifted enough to play any Pro Sport is a hell of a lot different than being a cube dweller

Is that supposed to create some obligation to fufill your expectations?

[Dinsdale]

At what pay grade or occupation does a person have an obligation to stay at their job?

I'll accept president of a country, or high ranking official.

Doctor?

Chiropractor?

Very talented heavy equipment operator (much greater asset to his community than a football player)?

School teacher (see above)?

Architect?

Musician?

Plumber (also more important than a football player)?

Where are we drawing the line here?

[mvscal]

And on a lighter note I give you...

Richie "the blob" Incognito




vs.


Jonathan "the mouse" Martin




Question of the day:
Will Richie stomp Jonathan's a$$, and will Jonathan roll over and take it, or will he run away crying to his mama?

In thirty years, Martin will have convinced himself that he didn't actually quit the team, run home to his Mommy and Daddy and receive therapy to treat his "emotional distress."

No, he'll hop on the internet and tell everyone how there was this one asshole who was always fucking with him, you know, calling him a half-mvscal and making him buy expensive dinners and shit. Well, anyway, one day he said, "Fuck this," and grabbed him by the throat, pinned him in his locker and start smashing his face until his nose exploded like a tomato can and his eyes rolled back. He just kept raining blows down on this bully until his buddies (who always had his back, btw) pulled him off. That mean bully never fucked with Martin again, you can believe that.

[R-Jack]

No, he'll hop on the internet and tell everyone how there was this one asshole who was always fucking with him, you know, calling him a half-mvscal and making him buy expensive dinners and shit. Well, anyway, one day he said, "Fuck this," and grabbed him by the throat, pinned him in his locker and start smashing his face until his nose exploded like a tomato can and his eyes rolled back. He just kept raining blows down on this bully until his buddies (who always had his back, btw) pulled him off. That mean bully never fucked with Martin again, you can believe that.

Is this before or after he moves to the U&L?