Who would play you in a movie about your life?

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Who would play you in a movie about your life?

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Another important silly quiz. My result is Bradley Cooper. I had to google who he is. Man am I out of the loop when it comes to celebrities.
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Poptart.
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Brad Pitt
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Alan Rickman when I gave honest answers.

Brad Pitt when I was bullshitting.
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BSmack wrote:Brad Pitt
If you're the bong smoker in True Romance.
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Before taking the test, I'll have to go with...

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Test results indicate I'd be played by Ben Affleck.

I wonder if Sam Elliott is available.
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Gilbert Gottfried.
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That was possibly the dumbest quiz I have ever taken on the interwebs. Naturally I aced it anyhoo.

Russell Crowe, btw.
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We reckon you'd be played by
Vin Diesel
in a big-budget action movie.
You're formidable and not for hugging.
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Roach, we are practically brothers!
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:?

Tom Cruise
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Smackie Chan wrote:I wonder if Sam Elliott is available.
Interesting. That is who a lot of people say I remind them of. The Sam Elliott from 15 years ago, not the corpse-lookalike that showed up on an NFL pre-game show last year.

The quiz said John Holmes.
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smackaholic wrote:That was possibly the dumbest quiz I have ever taken on the interwebs. Naturally I aced it anyhoo.

Chris Burke, btw.
FTFY
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Christina Hendricks for me


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I had to look her up too, and found this on her Wiki-page:

Hendricks has been credited as having an ideal shape for a woman.

Nice.
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There you go


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Love me some Christina Hendricks.

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a bit of irony there eh? :grin:
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We reckon you'd be played by
Alan Rickman
in a raucous comedy.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:We reckon you'd be played by
Alan Rickman
in a raucous comedy.

:|
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Marty's right.

Seems you are a "changed" man.



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If there really were a g0d, he would make more large breastused red heads.
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I didn't take the quiz nor do I intend to. But if the question is who would I want to play me (or I him), that's simple.

Nicolas Cage
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War Wagon wrote:I didn't take the quiz nor do I intend to. But if the question is who would I want to play me (or I him), that's simple.

Nicolas Cage
You mean the "Leaving Las Vegas" Nick Cage?
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Not bad.
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Brad Pitt
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Daniel Radcliffe, according to the quiz results.

Fwiw, I've been told I look like Dan Aykroyd.
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88 wrote:I'm calling bullshit...

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Ditto here
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ChargerMike wrote:
88 wrote:I'm calling bullshit...
Ditto here
That's what I said in my first post. When I gave bullshit answers, Brad Pitt came up.

This whole so-called quiz is pure fluff and time waster anyway, so what does it matter?
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BSmack wrote:You mean the "Leaving Las Vegas" Nick Cage?
Exactly.
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Orson Welles.
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Hopefully one of these days Cuddles will star as himself in a snuff film.
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