40.7% of U.S. Babies are Born to Unmarried Women

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:24 pm

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/ter ... 407-babies

The percentage of American babies born to unmarried mothers has more than doubled since 1980.
That year, only 18.4 percent of the babies born in the United States were born to unmarried mothers.

Theories?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:37 pm

Theories? We don't need no steenking theories!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 4:22 pm

It's much safer to fuck unmarried women.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:26 pm

It's quite obvious that the problem is the knuckledragging extra chromosome having religious right who have caused all these bastard births by denying unfetered and subsidized birf control and abortions.

When will this war on women end?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:49 pm

Actually, since Poptart started this thread, it would be incumbent upon him to offer his position on this topic.

So Pops...whatta ya' say?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 4:01 am

Actually, since Poptart started this thread, it would be incumbent upon him to offer his position on this topic.

So Pops...whatta ya' say?

- Jay

Let's look at five places where births to unmarried women are high -- and five where they are low.

High: DC, Alabama, Mississipi, New Mexico, Louisiana
Low: Utah, New Hampshire, Colorado, Montana, Idaho

Pickle would tell us it's obvious what the problem is.

Some others would tell us that poverty is high and education low ---> in the areas where the birth rate to unwed mothers is high.
So we need to put more money (and emphasis) in education -- and continue to subsidize the poor, so as to help them deal with this issue.

Myself, I think it's the result of a pretty fundamental economic concept.

In the past 30+ years, I'm certain the welfare state has grown tremendously.
If you subsidize something, you get more of it.

We've subsidized the state taking over for "daddy," (or family) and we've gotten much more of this dynamic.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 5:02 am

Not a problem in socialist states. Who wants women breaking water all over their nice, clean, capitol city? You know what that does to marble? It's like acid.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:18 am

88 wrote:
poptart wrote:Theories?
Marriage is not as important to pregnant women as it once was. What do I win?

ha

Yes, fair enough.

But why isn't it?

Men all suck and women are goddesses

- Facebook broad

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jan 10, 2014 9:32 pm

Without the NBA that number would be more like 20%.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:26 am

Not just the NBA. Anybody else remember that Hard Knocks episode where Antonio Cromartie couldn't remember all of his kids names?

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:08 pm

BSmack wrote:Not just the NBA. Anybody else remember that Hard Knocks episode where Antonio Cromartie couldn't remember all of his kids names?

...I thought it was numbers he couldn't amember.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:36 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote:Not a problem in socialist states. Who wants women breaking water all over their nice, clean, capitol city? You know what that does to marble? It's like acid.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:37 am

poptart wrote:
Let's look at five places where births to unmarried women are high -- and five where they are low.

High: DC, Alabama, Mississipi, New Mexico, Louisiana
Low: Utah, New Hampshire, Colorado, Montana, Idaho

Pikkkle would be wrong as "it" would only blame blacks. New Mexico kicks his ass with this example:
http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/35000.html

Having kids = making money as far as the State's are concerned. Many women spread their legs to suckle the government teet. Those that have a lifelong goal of being nothing know how to work the system... kinda like Diego in male form.

So pops, why are you making an issue of it? It's not like this is the new rage.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:19 am

I'm just making conversation.

T1B

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:32 am

If you start a topic and want "opinions," then offer a response.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:03 am

I work at a hospital right now and every time there is a bambino born, they play the lullaby song. I thought it would be more appropriate if they played the La Cucaracha song.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:14 am

Jerkovich wrote:I work at a hospital right now

Did you forget to log out of your AP nick?

XXXL · Post by **XXXL** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:29 am

Make sure you flush your condoms after nailing coeds, nobody needs said coeds impregnating themselves with your condom leftovers…LOL…True story…

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:40 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I work at a hospital right now
Did you forget to log out of your AP nick?

Oops... my bad.

I guess pops forgot that threads get hijacked here.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:25 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I work at a hospital right now
Did you forget to log out of your AP nick?

Wrong hospital dumb fuck.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:40 pm

If you start a topic and want "opinions," then offer a response.

- AP

Jay asked for my take, and I posted it.

Nobody (except 'spray, to say Pickle is right) commented on my take, so I had nothing else to say.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:23 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:58 pm

XXXL wrote:Make sure you flush your condoms after nailing coeds, nobody needs said coeds impregnating themselves with your condom leftovers…LOL…True story…

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:59 pm

I mean, ROFLMAO!!! Knee-slappingly hilarious story, brah!!

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:22 pm

Wolfman wrote:Theories? We don't need no steenking theories!

...you will pay for wyching my picture.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:11 pm

ChargerMike wrote:It's easy to fool people than it is to convince them they've been fooled...Mark Twain

Please fix this, you Adderall-addicted simpleton.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:39 pm

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:56 pm

schmick wrote: It will help regular joes too and perhaps a lot fewer kids are born out of wedlock

Exactly. Two big factors contribute to this. Women are legally allowed to defraud men in goals of getting pregnant and there is also a financial incentive. It's the only legal extortion racket around and it's bullshit.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:50 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
schmick wrote: It will help regular joes too and perhaps a lot fewer kids are born out of wedlock
Exactly. Two big factors contribute to this. Women are legally allowed to defraud men in goals of getting pregnant and there is also a financial incentive. It's the only legal extortion racket around and it's bullshit.

Or they could spend $20 for a pack of Trojans, actually use them and save themselves a few grand for each abortion they would have to help fund.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:18 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
schmick wrote: It will help regular joes too and perhaps a lot fewer kids are born out of wedlock
Exactly. Two big factors contribute to this. Women are legally allowed to defraud men in goals of getting pregnant and there is also a financial incentive. It's the only legal extortion racket around and it's bullshit.

God forbid you should figure out how to operate a condom, you simple-minded, hen-pecked misogynist. Better yet, do the world a favor and get your tubes tied, just to be safe.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:58 pm

Hmm. Condoms break and why should a woman who lies to a man about being on birth control be able to extract child support payments from him? But of course, that's never happened before, I'm just making it up. Legal extortion, right up Gobbles McTubesteak's alley. Or getting bitchslapped on the road.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:15 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Legal extortion, right up Gobbles McTubesteak's alley. Or getting bitchslapped on the road.

Like GW at LaSalle? Do you ever not kick your own ass when you post?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 3:27 pm

LaSalle is a formidable opponent. Wisky had beaten IU 12 straight games. Way to keep it going, Corky.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:00 pm

Wanna have unprotected sex without the threat of knocking a slut up......get a vasectomy.

Otherwise assume the risk and throw on two rubbers if you have to or show a little discretion with the women you choose to disappoint, you hand-wringing dork.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:02 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:LaSalle is a formidable opponent.

Which you claimed GW would walk over.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Wisky had beaten IU 12 straight games.

Yeah, so there's every reason to ecpect that Wisky will beat them 12 more times in a row. At Assembly Hall. Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? At least you make suckaholic feel good about himself. Just shut the fuck up already.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:41 pm

As a man, if you don't want to foot the bill for knocking up skanks:

- Wear tight undies
- Smoke lots of weed
- Don't rawdog

Ain't rocket science.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:46 pm

Dinsdale wrote:As a man, if you don't want to foot the bill for knocking up skanks:

- Wear tight undies
- Smoke lots of weed
- Don't rawdog

Ain't rocket science.

Yeah, but it ain't jizz-mopping, either.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 1:43 am

Dinsdale wrote:As a man, if you don't want to foot the bill for knocking up skanks:

...don't fuck skanks. Just jam it in their assholes or jerk off on their faces. They're skanks...who gives a fuck?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:46 am

These are not options in the world of Bob Sanders....jizz moping, woman fearing extrodanaire.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:23 am

schmick wrote:and put Habanero powder in the condom before throwing it away

'tha fuck?

Why am I starting to think the retards that have all this paranoia about "keeper babies" couldn't get their dicks sucked in a women's prison with a pocketful of pardons?