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Substitute teacher, 72, arrested for furiously masturbating in high school hallway

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The septuagenarian teacher is Michael Luecke, reports The Courant. The incident happened on Wednesday. The scene of the crime was Westhill High School in Stamford.

Police say a school paraprofessional spotted Luecke doing the deed just after 7:30 a.m. The woman said she walked by Luecke as he was sitting in the hallway. She thought maybe he was hurt.

When she approached him, she said, she realized that the 72-year old substitute teacher had his hand stuck down his pants and was “manipulating his penis.”

The school paraprofessional then notified school officials, who notified police.

At that point, school officials removed Luecke from the class he was calmly teaching.

According to The Courant, surveillance video of the scene shows Luecke in a stairwell “suspiciously manipulating the front of his pants while looking at students in the courtyard.”

The sub then vanishes behind some lockers for a moment. Then, he reappears, lying on his back on the floor, focused on the task at hand. At some point, the shocked paraprofessional discovered him — but not before a half dozen students stroll by.

It’s not clear if the students noticed Luecke, realized what he was doing or cared. Nevertheless, school officials as well as local police are working to identify the teenagers to see if they need counseling.

Meanwhile, notes News 12 Connecticut, police have announced that they will not be releasing the video.

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Goddammit, duhron, stop embelishing the story. he was not "furiously masturbating". He was merely manipulating his junk. And junk manipulating is quite common in these parrts as all Ct males are particularly well endowed. I think it is something in the water. Bitch was prolly just mad he wouldn't give her some.

I look forward to my fellow nutmegger having his reputation and dignity restored.
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Some student prolly dumped some cayenne pepper in the guy's tighty whities.
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cockaholic wrote: He was merely manipulating his junk. And junk manipulating is quite common in these parrts as all Ct males are particularly well endowed. I think it is something in the water.
Maybe yous all should try dropping your cranks for a half hour or so and hit the yard clean up home repair thing for a bit.
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Derron wrote:
cockaholic wrote: He was merely manipulating his junk. And junk manipulating is quite common in these parrts as all Ct males are particularly well endowed. I think it is something in the water.
Maybe yous all should try dropping your cranks for a half hour or so and hit the yard clean up home repair thing for a bit.
I just may do that when the foot of now frozen shit in the yard goes away. It was about 2 ft, then we had a few 50 degree days, now back to 20 degrees. I pretty much have a ft of fukking concrete in the yard. I couldn't get to one of those extesion cords if my life depended on it.
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smackaholic wrote:I look forward to my fellow nutmegger having his reputation and dignity restored.
You refer to yourselves as nutmeggers?

:lol: :doh: :lol:
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Carson wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I look forward to my fellow nutmegger having his reputation and dignity restored.
You refer to yourselves as nutmeggers?

:lol: :doh: :lol:

You know - "to meg", as in "to fondle".
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Carson wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I look forward to my fellow nutmegger having his reputation and dignity restored.
You refer to yourselves as nutmeggers?

:lol: :doh: :lol:
generally not, but Ct is the "nutmeg state" and the term has been used before. seemed to fit here, for some reason.
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Don't blame Ct, you nutmegging farrrwww.
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Why is he dressed up like Snake Plissken? Shouldn't that have been the first clue that something was off with their sub?
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