BRICK IN YO FACE

[RossTheBoss]

Sup sup? My NIGGAZ! Long time, fo sho.

Yo, dogs, just stoppin by to promote my boy's new rap VID-EEEE-OWWW. Dis shit HOT! And by my boy, i mean my BOY! My flesh and blood, dog. My lil Ross. He be makin it in da hip hop game, yo. Be makin his daddy proud yo. He told me, "Dad, you aint gots ta work no mo. You can get off dat unemployment and start supportin your 6 chillens on my dime, yo!" Made me well up with tears n shit when I hear dat, yo. Now i can get crunk and still support my kids, yo. Anyway, witout further ah-dooo:



~da realness

[Screw_Michigan]

Sup Ross? Long time, homey. Looks like we have similar taste in eyewear, rack you.

Have a cold Molson Ice on me, dog.

[smackaholic]

Smackie, could you play that friday?

i hope not.

[RossTheBoss]

Sup Ross? Long time, homey. Looks like we have similar taste in eyewear, rack you.

Have a cold Molson Ice on me, dog.

Thanks dog. Deez niggaz be hatin but dey dont no me. i aint some wanksta. I just a thug try to survive in a white mans world yo. da burbs be a tuff place for da thug lyfe yo. i be walkin in the Starbucks fo my coffee and deez whitebread jokestas be lookin at me funny. aint no place for a brutha.

Now my boy be makin dat money and i can do as i puh-leeeeze.

~da realness

[Jay in Phoenix]

Thanks dog. Deez niggaz be hatin but dey dont no me. i aint some wanksta. I just a thug try to survive in a white mans world yo. da burbs be a tuff place for da thug lyfe yo. i be walkin in the Starbucks fo my coffee and deez whitebread jokestas be lookin at me funny. aint no place for a brutha.

Now my boy be makin dat money and i can do as i puh-leeeeze.

~da realness

Well, with such wonderful and eloquent erudition as you have on display here Russ, you would have fit right in on a certain debate team.

Would have won too.

How do you feel about chocolate covered watermelons and fried picaninny skins?