2014 season forecasts

[Dinsdale]

No, YOU'RE a pussy.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

You're right, I don't "follow" why you keep deleting posts, other than the fact you're a huge pussy.

Well, "Kaley" is a girl's name.

Definitely explains the repressed Col. Fitts routine. He was probably called a homo all his life, now he's come here to exact his revenge.

[Waynegro]

You're right, I don't "follow" why you keep deleting posts, other than the fact you're a huge pussy.

I never deleted any posts.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Nice try, dipshit.



Fat, stupid, and a liar is no way to go through life.

[Goober McTuber]

[Dinsdale]

No, YOU'RE a fat stupid liar.

[Waynegro]

Nice try, dipshit.



Fat, stupid, and a liar is no way to go through life.

I guess you need to be banned:

Board Rules

1. No revealing other user's personal information. This includes, but is not limited to: user's full, real names; home or employment addresses; home or employment telephone numbers; place of employment; e-mails; or IP information. Any violator of this rule will be publicaly revealed, with details of violation posted for all to see. The violator will be BANNED FOR LIFE. In addition, the proper authorities will be notified, with complaints of harassment, threats or other applicable criminal violations reported. There will be no exceptions to this rule under any circumstances whatsoever.

2. Child pornography. Not allowed. Violators will banned and the proper authorities notified. If you're not sure about posting something that could be considered kiddie porn, don't post it.

3. Nudity, media and gore. Anyone who starts a thread with nudity should post (!)'s in the title. Likewise an (m) for sound files and a (g) for gore. If you plan to post nudity, media or gore in an existing thread, ask for the appropriate symbol to be put in the title before you post it. Repeat violators of this rule may have threads locked or moved, and/or posting privileges suspended. While nudity will not necessarily be discouraged, this is a smack board, not a porn board. Don't like it? Then go to a porn site.

Nudity in avatars will not be allowed.

To repeat...if you want to dump media into an existing thread, pm the thread starter or a mod BEFOREHAND, it's that simple.

Feel free to embed YouTube flash files without the tag, because those files are not auto-play.

4. Forums. In most of the topic-specific forums, the mods will exercise their wide discretion to delete what they don't want to see posted there. Trashing a good thread with a shit post is definitely a good basis for deletion. Someone who repeatedly does that will likely lose the ability to post in that forum. And the mods have full discretion with no second guessing by the admins. If you don't like it, leave. It is that simple.

5. PMs. If you post (here or elsewhere) a PM that someone sent you in confidence here, it's cause for banning you from here.

The Cul de Smack forum is a bit different. We are trying to achieve a balance that will be difficult, if not impossible, to achieve. Yes, we would love to see quality humor and great takes. But we realize that evaluation is subjective. What one person finds humorous might offend or bore the next. How do we draw that line?

While the moderators will also have wide descretion in the main smack forum, we hope to come to a concensus based on users' input on where that line is drawn. It may never be perfect. But if there is a serious issue, take it up with an admin, a mod or the rest of the board.

The bottom line is this: If you want to be a part of the community, then post some stuff and join in. If you don't, then don't come here.


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[Waynegro]

Went back and deleted the IP's I see.......fucking pussy.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

What are you babbling about?

[Waynegro]

You posted my IP address and also KC Scott's. Smackie's and Schmick's. Accordind to board rules you need a lifetime ban, faggot. I know you won't sack up so at least I sent the screen shot to the domain admin. Buh-bye, loser.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Cool. Let me know how that works out for ya.

Somebody is awfully mad they got busted lying red-handed.

[Waynegro]

Why even post rules when sackless cunts like you just abuse the ADMIN function? Thanks for proving what a faggot you are.

[Dinsdale]

The FAT FUCKING RETARD somehow thinks he's getting over?

Shit just keeps getting funnier.

[Waynegro]

Getting over? No, just pointing out more ADMIN abuse and what a lying, sackless piece of shit Mgo is. Enjoy the dick in your ass, Dimsdale.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Gee guys, better back off of KFCFATFUCKINGRETARD.

Just look, it's dropping weight, crying it's eyes out and just looking creepy as hell.

[Waynegro]

1. No revealing other user's personal information. This includes, but is not limited to: user's full, real names; home or employment addresses; home or employment telephone numbers; place of employment; e-mails; or IP information. Any violator of this rule will be publicaly revealed, with details of violation posted for all to see. The violator will be BANNED FOR LIFE. In addition, the proper authorities will be notified, with complaints of harassment, threats or other applicable criminal violations reported. There will be no exceptions to this rule under any circumstances whatsoever.

Seems pretty clear to me.

[Jay in Phoenix]

It's very clear, when it is done intentionally and with malice.

The action you're whining and crying about was an honest mistake, one which was owned to and corrected almost immediately.

The action taken was to prove you are a lying sack of shit, which has now been verified repeatedly, most recently by Scott.

All rules are subject to the discretion of the administrators. Period. These aren't the by-laws of a legal system, this is a simple message board.

One way to get banned is spamming, and you are guilty of this ad nauseam.

Do the right thing and ban yourself...or just shut the fuck up. Bitch.

[Waynegro]

There will be no exceptions to this rule under any circumstances whatsoever.

[Jay in Phoenix]

The Cul de Smack forum is a bit different. We are trying to achieve a balance that will be difficult, if not impossible, to achieve. Yes, we would love to see quality humor and great takes. But we realize that evaluation is subjective. What one person finds humorous might offend or bore the next. How do we draw that line?

While the moderators will also have wide discretion in the main smack forum, we hope to come to a concensus based on users' input on where that line is drawn. It may never be perfect. But if there is a serious issue, take it up with an admin, a mod or the rest of the board.

The bottom line is this: If you want to be a part of the community, then post some stuff and join in. If you don't, then don't come here.

It's a message board dumb dumb. The key word here is discretion. The rules are flexible per the situation.

Good luck on just attempting to breath, retard.

[Waynegro]

Board Rules

1. No revealing other user's personal information. This includes, but is not limited to: user's full, real names; home or employment addresses; home or employment telephone numbers; place of employment; e-mails; or IP information. Any violator of this rule will be publicaly revealed, with details of violation posted for all to see. The violator will be BANNED FOR LIFE. In addition, the proper authorities will be notified, with complaints of harassment, threats or other applicable criminal violations reported. There will be no exceptions to this rule under any circumstances whatsoever.

[Goober McTuber]

You know what? You’re absolutely right, Kaley Waywigger. You have been totally mistreated here. It would serve these people right if you just refused to ever post here again.

[Waynegro]

Or we could just follow the board rules as they are plainly written.

[Jay in Phoenix]

There will be no exceptions to this rule under any circumstances whatsoever.

Which includes spamming. Which you're doing. Guess you're done.

[Waynegro]

Have someone read it to you. Obviously you can't comprehend or are not capable to have intelligent thought.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Your melt has been very entertaining tubby. Thanks for playing.

You may now return to your non-life. Fuck off and have a shitty day. :wink:

[Waynegro]

You can't not repond to me.

[Goober McTuber]

Trust me, Kaley, it's not just you.