Another Day...Another Lie...Another Impeachable Offense

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:41 am

Moving Sale wrote:No war and no rebellious mob in sight = no enemy

Go fuck a big fat black cock you piece of shit.

Stick to what you know, and it obviously isn't military law.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:03 pm

FLW Buckeye wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:No war and no rebellious mob in sight = no enemy

Go fuck a big fat black cock you piece of shit.
Stick to what you know, and it obviously isn't military law.

Go fuck yourself asshole

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:09 pm

Nice white flag, sperm burper.

FLW Buckeye · Post by **FLW Buckeye** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:11 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
FLW Buckeye wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:No war and no rebellious mob in sight = no enemy

Go fuck a big fat black cock you piece of shit.
Stick to what you know, and it obviously isn't military law.
Go fuck yourself asshole

Ouch! A kick to the ankle...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:54 pm

Moving Bowel wrote:He was AWOL for a little while. Get over it Nancy.

Yes, you appear to have a very good understanding of the issue -- and the military.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:23 pm

Look, I'd enjoy seeing an American soldier put in front of a firing squad and aired out as much as the next person, but it ain't happening.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:34 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: His lawyer will claim "fatigue" or "temporary disorientation due to stress".

That's not a defense.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:43 pm

I'm not saying that.

I'm saying he'll probably spend a few months doing jigsaw puzzles and finger paint, then get shoved out to civie street.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:06 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: WTF?!?! He deserted his post, thus putting troops in danger.

They were not in any more danger without him. He took a little walk. BFD.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:01 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: WTF?!?! He deserted his post, thus putting troops in danger.
They were not in any more danger without him. He took a little walk. BFD.

Yeah. Just went for a little moonlight stroll from his forward OP deep in Indian country. It's not like he was in the Army or anything...oh, wait.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:09 pm

People leave their posts all the time. There was no War no mob was clipping at their heals. He probably just wanted to experience some Afghan nightlife. Your panties do seem in a bunch over one AWOL soldier.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:12 pm

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:09 pm

Sale, the only posts people leave are yours-- utter shit, every one of of them. Type less, read more. However, I suspect you haven't left the fence post you've shoved up your ass in years.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:21 pm

Rooster wrote:Sale, the only posts people leave are yours--

That was actually...good.

:bode:

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:37 pm

Rooster wrote:Sale, the only posts people leave are yours-- utter shit, every one of of them. Type less, read more. However, I suspect you haven't left the fence post you've shoved up your ass in years.

You are a pussy and you freak out and get your vagina all in a pucker anytime I say something you don't like. Quit being such a fragile cunt.

Marty,
How does rooster's balls taste?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:48 pm

Probly like chicken.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:51 pm

But he is not just a chicken he is also a cunt, so I wonder how that plays into it.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:04 pm

Rooster wrote:utter shit, every one of of them.

Yep, practically unreadable. It seems Screwy of late is trying to lower his game (no easy task) to compete for Board Bitch Hall of Shame.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:23 pm

Moving Sale wrote:But he is not just a chicken he is also a cunt, so I wonder how that plays into it.

Funny is Funny...and I'll RACK it when I see it.
Even you can be funny sometimes. Genuinely so.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:42 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:But he is not just a chicken he is also a cunt, so I wonder how that plays into it.

Funny is Funny...and I'll RACK it when I see it.
Even you can be funny sometimes. Genuinely so.

I'm actually funny, insightful and right most of the time. It just gets lost on most of you because I am being such and ass about it and it has become a Board v Me kind of thing. This tension renders both sides unable or unwilling to complement the other most of the time, but I like it that way so you can take your rack and go fuck a moose with it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:03 pm

Moving Sale wrote:I'm actually funny

I stopped there.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:24 pm

Needed to massage your ego before starting back up?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:59 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Needed to massage your ego before starting back up?

Says the guy who just posted this

.

Moving Sale wrote:I'm actually funny, insightful and right most of the time.

You know what they say, Tiny, if you have to claim it...

...you don't have it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:03 pm

Moving Sale wrote:...it and it has become a Board v Me kind of thing.

That's a technique that's rarely pulled off correctly.

Many have attempted it...most fail.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:09 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:That's a technique that's rarely pulled off correctly.

Many have attempted it...most fail.

Katy secured a Canadian midget boyfriend through this technique. Would that be considered success or failure?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:12 pm

I would include in the list of past "masters":

AP
Frodo
Irie

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:16 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Needed to massage your ego before starting back up?
Says the guy who just posted this .

Moving Sale wrote:I'm actually funny, insightful and right most of the time.
You know what they say, Tiny, if you have to claim it...

...you don't have it.

I didn't have to post it. I was responding to Marty's post and explaining that I understood why he hates racking me, but throw in a few more tinys and midgets because good knows how funny and insightful they are.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:17 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Many have attempted it...most fail.

In case you have not figured it out yet, I'm not like most posters here.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:19 pm

Moving Sale wrote:...I understood why he hates racking me...

I don't hate RACK'ing you.

There's plenty of people here that are less funny than you.
It was more of an explanation to the "OTST" crowd that funny comes in many different shapes...

...and sizes.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:20 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Many have attempted it...most fail.
In case you have not figured it out yet, I'm not like most posters here.

Get over yourself.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:27 pm

Moving Sale wrote:I didn't have to post it. I was responding to Marty's post and explaining that I understood why he hates racking me, but throw in a few more tinys and midgets because good knows how funny and insightful they are.

You should've just taken the (backhanded) compliment and moved on. But of course you had to log back in and explain your misunderstood awesomeness. That was just...embarrassing.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:31 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I would include in the list of past "masters":

AP
Frodo
Irie

add LTS to that list

Hmmm...no.

LTS is genuinely mentally ill, although he's capable of an occasional gem of a pun.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:32 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Get over yourself.

Whoa, whoa, slow down. He's got other things to get over first.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:48 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:...I understood why he hates racking me...
I don't hate RACK'ing you.

Fair enough. I should have said something more along the lines of commenting in why you couldn't just drop a "rack" and somehow felt he need to explain it.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:52 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: You should've just taken the (backhanded) compliment and moved on. But of course you had to log back in and explain your misunderstood awesomeness. That was just...embarrassing.

Embarrassing? I could drop tiny smack now that would be an embarrassing thing for a grown man to do over and over for no fucking reason. As for Marty, I don't like Marty. Why would I give a shit about taking a rack from him? How is that a compliment to me? You have no fucking clue about how any of this works do you?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:54 pm

Moving Sale wrote:...why you couldn't just drop a "rack" and somehow felt he need to explain it.

Because poptart doesn't understand true comedy.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:55 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Get over yourself.
Whoa, whoa, slow down. He's got other things to get over first.

Wow dude that is some funny stuff. When you grow a brain or some humor you can move across the hall to Miss Funkenwinkel's 4th grade class. You have a lot of nerve posting about other people's embarrassment.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:55 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:...why you couldn't just drop a "rack" and somehow felt he need to explain it.

Because poptart doesn't understand true comedy.

I know you are but what is he?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:58 pm

Moving Sale wrote:Why would I give a shit about taking a rack from him?

But you did.

It's awkward to receive a compliment in the middle of a melee. You could have rolled with it...even spun it to your advantage...but you didn't.

You looked like the guy who didn't "get" the joke.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:16 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: It's awkward to receive a compliment in the middle of a melee.

For you maybe. It happens all the time in court. I handeled it fine. I'm sorry if you didn't like hearing what I had to post.