Why Your Team Sucks
- Screw_Michigan
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My team also sucks because they still refuse to give the best player on the field the ball. 11 touches for Jamaal today. :doh:
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elway goes out spends all that money on defensive players and the broncos gave luck more than enough opportunities to beat them.....if not for a great defensive play on that 4th and 6, I have no doubt denver would have lost had Indy tied the game up.....wtf happened to the offense in the second half? complacency pure and simple.....gase and fox had better get that straightened around in a hurry
and how about that non-existent pass rush against an Indy make shift offensive line? del rio better get that figured out or he'll be out of a job in no time....
and how about that non-existent pass rush against an Indy make shift offensive line? del rio better get that figured out or he'll be out of a job in no time....
get out, get out while there's still time
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John Fox teams underachieve.
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I think in a few years time we'll look back at this period and know Mike McCoy is/was the best coach in the AFC West bunch.
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My team sucks because they're the Detroit Lions.
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Still better than the Bears and that's what matters.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:My team sucks because they're the Detroit Lions.
Oh and rack the NY Daily News:
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My team sucks because they lost to a team with Silent N at QB.
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Maybe at something, but definitely not football.Screw_Michigan wrote:Still better than the Bears
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wow, two fumbles by the same guy on one play.....that takes suckitude to a new level....
so do you think Jones speaks Canadian......
so do you think Jones speaks Canadian......
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That's a result of trying too hard. Getting the ball back was good hustle, even though he should've kept that ball as tight to his chest as possible.KC Scott wrote:from Sunday vs. Hou - poptart your thoughts?
Say what you want about that play, at least James Jones isn't outright stealing money like the entire Defensive line
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Jamaal gets more than 20 touches and the Chiefs win. Hmmm, imagine that. ![Rolling Eyes :meds:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
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This Chiefs team has surprised me. I did not see this coming. I had them at 6 wins MAX, and figured they would be an after thought by now.
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They stole one today, makes up for that game at SF they gave away.
Surprise or not, Andy Reid is a pretty damn good coach.
Surprise or not, Andy Reid is a pretty damn good coach.
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Reid has always been too smart for his own good.War Wagon wrote:They stole one today, makes up for that game at SF they gave away.
Surprise or not, Andy Reid is a pretty damn good coach.
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10 carries. :( I am not for sure where Marty is enjoying his retirement, (Carolina I think) but I will gladly pay his airfare to come here, and beat Andy Reid over the head with a play book.
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St. Louis - 52
Oakland - 0
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The greatness of the Raiders. Meanwhile, the Steelers are 1-3 vs the worst division in the NFL.
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I don't think he's retired. I'm pretty sure he's coaching in some shit league. They even let him hire his idiot brother as DC.kcdave wrote: I am not for sure where Marty is enjoying his retirement,
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How do Mike Tomlin & Marvin Lewis have jobs? Both are dinosaurs who probably would have been good coaches in the 70's & 80's, the problem is it's 2014 and the game has passed them by. How can you have Big Ben and Bell and can't win consistently? Cincinnati & Pittsburgh deserve better.BSmack wrote: Meanwhile, the Steelers are 1-3 vs the worst division in the NFL.
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Pittsburgh has no defense. If Tomlin has final say on the roster, that's on him otherwise his GM his failed to address an aging defense.Joe in PB wrote:How do Mike Tomlin & Marvin Lewis have jobs? Both are dinosaurs who probably would have been good coaches in the 70's & 80's, the problem is it's 2014 and the game has passed them by. How can you have Big Ben and Bell and can't win consistently? Cincinnati & Pittsburgh deserve better.BSmack wrote: Meanwhile, the Steelers are 1-3 vs the worst division in the NFL.
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Part of the problem is inflexibility when it comes the scheme. Not surprising when you have an 895 year old defensive coordinator. The Steelers have never been known for starting rookies on defense because of the complexity of LeBeau's defensive schemes. This year the Steelers have started a lot of rookies and 2nd year guys due to injuries. Has the scheme been changed to account for this? Fuck no. It bodes well long term that there are young guys the coaches are willing to go with. But this season is a full fledged suckfest on D.jiminphilly wrote:Pittsburgh has no defense. If Tomlin has final say on the roster, that's on him otherwise his GM his failed to address an aging defense.
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Fair point on LeBeau. 56 years in the game and you'd think he'd find a way to dumb things down a bit.. but he does still have some aging vets who should have retired by now. In last week's game the camera showed Poly on the bench.. dude was looking Old. Like ancient. And scheme or not, Ike Taylor can't be getting beat on double moves because he doesn't have the catch up speed he once had.BSmack wrote:Part of the problem is inflexibility when it comes the scheme. Not surprising when you have an 895 year old defensive coordinator. The Steelers have never been known for starting rookies on defense because of the complexity of LeBeau's defensive schemes. This year the Steelers have started a lot of rookies and 2nd year guys due to injuries. Has the scheme been changed to account for this? Fuck no. It bodes well long term that there are young guys the coaches are willing to go with. But this season is a full fledged suckfest on D.jiminphilly wrote:Pittsburgh has no defense. If Tomlin has final say on the roster, that's on him otherwise his GM his failed to address an aging defense.
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Troy is done. He can't keep healthy and he's too old to change his ways. He'll be impossible to replace fully. At best they can get a pale imitation of Troy out of Shazier or Spence. Ike is toast. He couldn't cover a baseball field if he had a tarp and a grounds crew. His replacements when he was injured were doing better then him. He's pine material for the rest of the season and due to get his pension after the season. Kiesel and Harrison still had a little left int he tank but they'll both be gone next year. Otherwise these are all rooks to middle of career guys on the Steelers D. By next year Timmons will be the oldest player on the D.
It sucks. Those old dudes made up the core of one of the all time great defenses, the 2008 Steelers. Oh well, time marches on.
It sucks. Those old dudes made up the core of one of the all time great defenses, the 2008 Steelers. Oh well, time marches on.
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