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Korean Christer kids get over on dead U.S. icons

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I posted this at .net while I was in exile.
It's perhaps not that funnay for you, but it is/was for me, so I reset it here -- because I wanted to laff at it again.

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I helped at a church language camp this week.
As one of the assignments, kids were told the stories of a handful of famous dead Americans.
Then they were told to choose one of them and write their own message to that person.
Here are a few of them...


John F. Kennedy

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If you believe in God, your life would be different. Why did you burn the Bible? Goodbye.





Steve Jobs

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Today, I learned about you. You are so smart and you succeed when you were young. And you were the person. But, I don't
like what you did. Tell the truth. I don't like you met Budism. It was good to learn about you.
Sincerely,
Angela






Michael Jackson

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Hello, Michael Jactson. I'm Tia. I know how much you are famous. What do you think about success? I think successd is to be
recognized by God. You succeded but you didn't believe in God. It's too sad tohat youare unhappy.







John F. Kennedy

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Kennedy, you didn't know the secret of success, popularity, geius. I want to know why you burned the Bible in America.
Don't do that anymore. and beliehve in God. Good bye.


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I guess someone told these kids that Kennedy burned the Bibles in America. :lol:

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The pick of Kennedy looks like Conan O'Brien.
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Yeah, and the pic of "Angela" looks like Annie.


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poptart wrote: I helped at a church language camp this week.
As one of the assignments, kids were told the stories of a handful of famous dead Americans.
As a Christian, why would you instruct people to commune with the dead? Are you a Mormon or a Satanist?

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Apparently the last kid thinks that even though Kennedy is dead, he can still do things, because he told JFK, "Don't do that (burn Bibles) any more."
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why didnt they call him out on tag teaming MM with his little bro?
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