Joke

[FLW Buckeye]

Before I get started, I realize that it is next to impossible to reach and exceed the heights of humor the SFAF established, but I'll try anyway:


Son walks up to his dad, says: "Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime!"
Dad looks at him evenly and asks "Government or private sector?"


A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked her up and down and replied, "I like your sense of humour!"


The teacher was pointing to different farmyard animals on the poster and started asking little Johnny questions.
Teacher: What does the chicken give you?
Johnny: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the pig give you?
Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: What does the cow give you?
Johnny: Homework.