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Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:34 am

Is church a good place to meet women?

'cause...that's what I've heard

:?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:19 am

Yes, absolutely.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:45 am

Work the real born again ones with self esteem issues.

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molly · Post by **molly** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:09 am

Some dude I know from a cruise group on Facebook snapped me a cockshot while in church :/

molly · Post by **molly** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:53 am

schmick wrote:Go on to tinder, that app is filed with chicks that say they are not looking to hook up but within a week or two youre banging the hell out of them

Now that ime done with the pseudo boyfriend I'm going load tinder again. It's so much fun. Did you get your M yet?

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:02 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Is church a good place to meet women?

'cause...that's what I've heard

:?

Craziest two bitches I ever dated were church going folk.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:36 pm

Here you go, Marty. Enjoy.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:53 pm

Good Christian girls love non-believers.

Sometimes it's the "I want to convert/save him" kind of thing, but usually it's just plain old science. Women are attracted to what they are not "supposed" to be attracted to -----> the rebel, the asshole, the atheist, etc.

Just go to a local service but act hesitant about being there. The last thing you want is for them to think you're a full on poptart. Their legs will close up shop quicker than a Tim Horton's in a black neighborhood. Just say something like, "I'm just seeing what this bullshit is all about." Make sure to rock your khakis with a cuff in the crease, and you're still not lovin' police.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:51 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...close up shop quicker than a Tim Horton's in a black neighborhood.

This actually happens.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:27 am

I would guess there are a lot of crazy beeyotches at church looking for love. It can't hurt to check out a few. The dumbest most desperate and most abundant women are probably at the mega churches that are now popular.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:07 pm

That's because you're a fucking idiot.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:43 pm

schmick wrote:I thought Tim Hortons was a hockey company

No, they make shitty coffee and doughnut holes.

molly · Post by **molly** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:18 am

schmick wrote:I thought Tim Hortons was a hockey company

LOL jackass.... They're a major nhl sponsor though.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:16 pm

They also sell shitty ice cream at some stores.

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War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:44 pm

trev wrote:I would guess there are a lot of crazy beeyotches at church looking for love. It can't hurt to check out a few. The dumbest most desperate and most abundant women are probably at the mega churches that are now popular.

Better off at a bowling alley bar.

If you're just looking to get laid and aren't too picky (s'up Dins?) that is.

Dr. McCoy · Post by **Dr. McCoy** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:19 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Is church a good place to meet women?

'cause...that's what I've heard

:?

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