Cartoon Funnies (not for the kids)

[Rudolph]

Almost time for the Big Ride guys . . .

[Rudolph]

Baby Jesus is So cute in this scene . .

[Comet]

What in the name of Trev's tarty Lesbo posings is this silly shit?

If you're trying to find Funny it's in a dictionary right after fucked up and fudgepacker

You better get your shit tight Rudy or we're gonna bloody that fucking nose and use AP's panties for the tampon

[Rudolph]

Just concentrate on working, 'cause you will be smelling my runnin' farts all night long.

For the big day's training, I breakfast on duck eggs and beans and lunch on more eggs with raw onion and oysters. A couple of beast lights right before we ride, and I'll be set for the night.

Then later, the way he's been talking and acting all purty, we might all line up on Blitzen for some after sleigh ride joy, what do you think?

[Comet]

For the big day's training, I breakfast on duck eggs and beans and lunch on more eggs with raw onion and oysters. A couple of beast lights right before we ride, and I'll be set for the night.?

God Damnit! now you're turning this into a dot net breakfast call out Thread?

I will KILL YOU with my OWN 4 HOOVES!

KILL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Blitzen]

Sweet Christmas Rudolph, have you been hanging out in the Castro with M2? We now can see the only bright thing about you is your nose.

That's it, you're done. Comet is already waiting to go all Douchebag on your tick-riddled hide, don't make it worse for yourself.

Also, stop chugging Beasties with Wolfman Claus. Shit'll make you stupider than you already be.

Damn.