i'm looking for my dad. he's 3 months behind on child support and I need socks, underwear, and creatine.
he's short, unnecessarily aggressive, drives a fast car, and has a really small cocker spaniel.
if you know where my dad is hanging out please tell him to come talk to me.
dad, where are you?
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: dad, where are you?
what is going on here
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: dad, where are you?
my dad used to beat me...
at checkers when i was a little kid. one time i "kinged" him and he pounded his fist on the checker board making the checkers fly everywhere, then he punched a hole in the drywall. i was scared but it was the closest we ever got to bonding. when those people dressed in nice clothes showed up the next day to take me away i was angry.
if you see my dad please tell him i am looking for him.
at checkers when i was a little kid. one time i "kinged" him and he pounded his fist on the checker board making the checkers fly everywhere, then he punched a hole in the drywall. i was scared but it was the closest we ever got to bonding. when those people dressed in nice clothes showed up the next day to take me away i was angry.
if you see my dad please tell him i am looking for him.
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Screw_Michigan
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Re: dad, where are you?
Roach wrote:Try sending a pm to Tiny Tim or Mammy
least funny poster ever... how the fuck is this guy a mod ?
Steam baths in KC ??? hmmmm...
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WolverineSteve
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Re: dad, where are you?
MGo gives him a run for his money though.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
-John Heisman
"Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise --- the other, loyalty." Fielding Yost
Go Blue!
-John Heisman
"Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise --- the other, loyalty." Fielding Yost
Go Blue!
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Re: dad, where are you?
Huh?
Looks like someone's mad I cracked on his dumpster fire of a football team. It's only sports, bro.
Looks like someone's mad I cracked on his dumpster fire of a football team. It's only sports, bro.
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WolverineSteve
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Re: dad, where are you?
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Huh?
Looks like someone's mad I cracked on his dumpster fire of a football team. It's only sports, bro.
Not mad at all. I only come in here for shits and giggles. Crack away, the squad has been brutal...but better days are ahead. Maybe someday your life will be full enough to step away from the computer, quit creating false personalities and insulting strangers, and insert your lil MGo into some gash. It's been a lot of years on these boards, most have grown....you?
*I reserve the right to rescind this post if this troll proves to be somebody else.*
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."
-John Heisman
"Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise --- the other, loyalty." Fielding Yost
Go Blue!
-John Heisman
"Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise --- the other, loyalty." Fielding Yost
Go Blue!
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Re: dad, where are you?
Projecting much? 
How very Michigan Man of you to try and portray some sense of superiority over someone else.
I'm sure most of us are capable of posting on a message board and living our lives at the same time. It's not that hard. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings in the cfb forum.
How very Michigan Man of you to try and portray some sense of superiority over someone else.
I'm sure most of us are capable of posting on a message board and living our lives at the same time. It's not that hard. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings in the cfb forum.
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Screw_Michigan
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Re: dad, where are you?
You can't make this shit up. Add to the fact that the whole "you don't get laid because you post here and clown me" is sooo 2002.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:How very Michigan Man of you to try and portray some sense of superiority over someone else.