Let me sum up every Wed press conf...

[Left Seater]

No matter which school you follow your head coach will sound like this...


This is a great class of outstanding young men who are excited to be here in _________. They understand what hard work is and are ready to get after it to help us reach our championship goals. This class is full of talent, work ethic and just plain old hard workers. We addressed our areas of need and also added depth and playmakers. Our current players better be ready come summer because this group is ready to make a name for themselves and fight for playing time.


It will all be sunshine and roses regardless. Recruiting freaks will hand out grades and super fans will claim bode. Problem is none of it means sh!t. Check back with me in 5 years and I will give you the real scoop on Wed's signing class.

[Goober McTuber]

[Goober McTuber]

Predictable. As long it involves gay sex or fecal matter, Tardspray's all over it.

[Goober McTuber]

the same redundant replies

I-R-O-N-Y.

[Goober McTuber]

I probably should not be picking on retards.