Bruce Jenner...WTF?..

[LTS TRN 2]

Okay, as the gold medalist (and texting motor murderer) takes the stand with Diane Sawyer and in some sensitive womanly way explains his deep desire to cut off his penis and have it replaced with a top o' the line prosthetic vagina, as well as his deep desire to be fucked by Daley Thompson--or Carl Lewis--in either his ass or his new vagina, well...it's time to take stock...

What happened? Is it like Michael Jackson, who came to L.A. a handsome young man and was swept into its satanic folds?

Since a decathlette is good at ten events but couldn't come close to qualifying at any one of them, well, at what sport could Bruce have succeeded? Football? What position? A receiver? How about baseball? He's 6'2" and pretty fast...maybe..

Or is his twisted story one of harbored and hounding guilt..knowing that Kardashian, the previous hubby of his toxic wife, was the slimy lawyer who hid OJ's bloody knife in his golf bag while reinstating his lapsed law license to act as the Juice's attorney so as to prevent any disclosure, ? And this has been eating at him?

Or was it watching this parade by ...?


or knowing this.. (psst..the Juice was fucking the toxic wife, hence the toxic kids)..

[Moving Sale]

CA bar licence or not, he can't legally or ethically hide an evidentiary knife. He can look but not touch. Best he could do was hold onto a box of which he does not know the contents. People v Meredith and CA Rules of PR 7-107(a)

[LTS TRN 2]

Exactly, a "box" or in this case a golf bag..

So..any thoughts? How does this shit happen? Why? (not the O.J. murder, or subsequent comedy trial)

Personally, I blame Monsanto..

http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-comple ... on/5387964

I swear by all of the chemicals streaming through my system that modern steel-framed skyscrapers don't (ever!) collapse in perfect controlled demolition fashion because of a fire. And crashed airliners don't just disappear. Now, I'm going to check my look--eyes, make-up, nails, etc.--and when I come back we'll discuss Stand down with a capital "S"...

[poptart]

modern steel-framed skyscrapers don't (ever!) collapse in perfect controlled demolition fashion because of a fire. And crashed airliners don't just disappear.

In your Bruce Jennifer thread, you're muttering about 9/11??

I bet you can barely sleep at night.






How do the ancient aliens relate to the Jenner clan?

[LTS TRN 2]

What, you mean you're a twisted closet queer? Okay, no one here would feign surprise. But I sleep like a log, and guess what...it's fuckin' raining in S.F...

(as for 9/11..how does anyone pretend to "sleep"...?}

[smackaholic]

Or was it watching this parade by ...?

I think I speak for most, if not all the heterosexual board members in saying that watching ^^^^^ strut around the house would not make us want to chop our junk off. Nope. In fact, having said junk to tug on might come in handy.

So, what made you want to lop your shit off, toolio? Overbearing mother, perhaps?

[Wolfman]

No doubt that money has changed hands. Well more than hands I guess. Insanity.

[trev]

I watched the entire 2 hour interview. I laughed, I cried, I was glued to the fiasco like a train wreck. He is one ugly woman. Poor thing.

[R-Jack]

Multiple divorces, unnatural chest, votes Republican.

Checks all the boxes for a woman in the OC.

[Goober McTuber]

Or was it watching this parade by ...?

I think I speak for most, if not all the heterosexual board members in saying that watching ^^^^^ strut around the house would not make us want to chop our junk off. Nope. In fact, having said junk to tug on might come in handy.

You definitely don't speak for me. Not cutting my junk off, but that ass is FAT.

[smackaholic]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[poptart]

I watched the entire 2 hour interview.

Two hours??

:doh:



When I've walked into the three-headed goat booth, I've gawked for about 45 seconds and then walked on out.

[trev]

It was actually somewhat heartfelt. I like to study human behavior. It's fascinating.

[Goober McTuber]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

That ass is fucking hideous. If you like it, I assume your old lady's is much bigger. It looks photoshopped.

[trev]

Agree. Ginormous butts aren't attractive. Team firm, but small butt.

[Screw_Michigan]

I don't get how giant asses ever became a thing

Black men

[R-Jack]

I don't get how giant asses ever became a thing

Black men

Yeah, I know. Songs from a fake band and a backdoor frontman.....but still.

[R-Jack]

It looks photoshopped.

No doubt. If not the ass, the waistline for sure.

As far as preference, there are plenty of things you can find you can find hideous on Kim K before you get to dat ass.

My girlfriend's ass is possibly as big. She's probably about 5 inches taller so she carries it better. It's a Cuban thing I guess.

Wasn't much of a booty guy before, but I sure as shit am now.