Papa Willie vs LTS TRN 2 Guitar-Off

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:39 am

Wait a minute, you're the cardboard brain-dead fraud. Let's hear you play over a simple 12-bar blues. That's all. With real voice and development over the four or five minute backing track

go ahead, choose any one..
http://www.guitarbackingtrack.com/bts/Jamtracks.htm

and if you do, I'll apologize...

But I don't think you can do it...

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:01 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Wait a minute, you're the cardboard brain-dead fraud. Let's hear you play over a simple 12-bar blues. That's all. With real voice and development over the four or five minute backing track

go ahead, choose any one..
http://www.guitarbackingtrack.com/bts/Jamtracks.htm

and if you do, I'll apologize...

But I don't think you can do it...
Sure. Haven't heard it, but I'll do it. THEN, you're going to have to pull off one of the backing tracks to one of MY songs. If you can't deliver, you get to leave this place forever. Deal?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 9:52 pm

Here ya go. Good luck..
http://www.guitarbackingtrack.com/play/ ... s_in_g.htm

If you can pull it off, you can choose one for me. A blues, however, not one of your noxious noisy note-gnashings.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 2:26 am

Papa Willie wrote:http://wikisend.com/download/281330/gds ... gdserg.mp3

There. I listened to the first 1 minute, figured out what it was, recorded that in a first take, it sucks by my standards, but I didn't see any reason to spend more than 10 minutes between recording, rendering & putting it on a site - since we'll never hear you do shit.

Nice song PW for on the spur of the moment.

I understand what this place is, but what i don't understand after all these years is the lack of respect some people show one another. Sure smack talk was funny back in 99, but some people never grow out of it, and that's why people disappear and there's a lack of new members. Sure I don't agree with some takes, but I have learned to respect most of my peers in the NFL forum, and met a few for drinks & a tailgate or three before a game. Good times. More than one member here has mentioned they would not share this site with friends, their kids, or spouses. That's all you need to know to understand this site's future is zero.

I'm not saying if a take is whack it doesn't deserve a few cracks, but the general disrespect and hate hurts this site....big time.

I know enough about PW to understand he's a pretty darn good musician just from his postings in the Music forum, and a good peep too.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:47 am

Papa Willie wrote:http://wikisend.com/download/281330/gds ... gdserg.mp3

There. I listened to the first 1 minute, figured out what it was.

Stormy Monday is what it sounded like to me.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:27 am

Okay, a reasonable attempt. The last chorus almost works. You don't actually attend the changes beyond the most basic form of the 12-bar, and you demonstrate nothing that could be called soulful or actually composed.. But you got through it. I'll play that one and a few others and we'll see where things really are.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:53 am

Yes we're on pins and needles here, Felchie.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:02 pm

I want to see LTS play to this backing track.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 2:01 pm

Joe in PB wrote:
I'm not saying if a take is whack it doesn't deserve a few cracks, but the general disrespect and hate hurts this site....big time.

If you're looking for positive affirmation, facebook is thata way. Have a nice day and don't forget to go fuck yourself on the way out.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 2:32 pm

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:39 pm

Wait, we've been calling each other "sperm-burping fucktard" and the like for well over a decade, and now we're just supposed to... stop?

That seems like the sort of idea that only a paste-eating tard would come up with.

Joe -- every now and then, people from this board meet each other. I'm quite confident they don't extend their hand and say "nice to meet you, you felching dong-huffer!"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:48 pm

Joe in PB wrote:I understand what this place is, but what i don't understand after all these years is the lack of respect some people show one another. Sure smack talk was funny back in 99, but some people never grow out of it, and that's why people disappear and there's a lack of new members. Sure I don't agree with some takes, but I have learned to respect most of my peers in the NFL forum, and met a few for drinks & a tailgate or three before a game. Good times. More than one member here has mentioned they would not share this site with friends, their kids, or spouses. That's all you need to know to understand this site's future is zero.

Tart, prepare to update the official "Runned" list. It's about to turn 9:07 in Pacific Beach.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:21 pm

Dinsdale wrote:every now and then, people from this board meet each other. I'm quite confident they don't extend their hand and say "nice to meet you, you felching dong-huffer!"

The posters I've met aren't usually that polite. They forgo the "nice to meet you" part.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:41 pm

No, of course it's improvised. I mean composed in the sense of an overall approach to the seven or eight choruses--instead of just repeating the same riffs. For your part you started out with simple riffs--avoiding the actual changers (like the fourth bar's iv-flat five) and just skating over it like a straight 12-bar. And as I mentioned your last chorus does stretch out a bit. All good and well. What I'm interested in is your method of posting the recording. How'd you do it? I can record on ableton but when I play with these tracks I just play live. Your playing aside, the recording sounds great. What's the deal?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:38 pm

Joe in PB wrote: I understand what this place is, but what i don't understand after all these years is the lack of respect some people show one another. Sure smack talk was funny back in 99, but some people never grow out of it, and that's why people disappear and there's a lack of new members. Sure I don't agree with some takes, but I have learned to respect most of my peers in the NFL forum, and met a few for drinks & a tailgate or three before a game. Good times. More than one member here has mentioned they would not share this site with friends, their kids, or spouses. That's all you need to know to understand this site's future is zero.

I'm not saying if a take is whack it doesn't deserve a few cracks, but the general disrespect and hate hurts this site....big time.

Definitely invite Dan Vogel to your slumber party.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:06 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:What I'm interested in is your method of posting the recording. How'd you do it? I can record on ableton but when I play with these tracks I just play live. Your playing aside, the recording sounds great. What's the deal?

Nice white flag.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:27 pm

I don't care what else is written in this thread (or played, I'm not listening to all that) but this gets a hearty Rack!

LTS TRN 2 wrote:noxious noisy note-gnashings.

LTS, if you had left off the "noisy" it would have been even better.

Less is sometimes more, a lesson you need to learn.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:39 pm

Alliteration makes me cringe. It's like the Steve Vai guitar solo of sentence structure.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:32 am

Mgo maligns masturbatory musical maelstroms.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:57 am

mvscal wrote:

hammer of the frauds

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:57 am

Joe in PB wrote: Nice song PW for on the spur of the moment.

no doubt....jesus. that's a backing track.....fuck I could play that

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:38 pm

Roach wrote:Did you find the Record Button on your Fruity Loops studio yet LTS?

good question.....

well, we're waiting

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:42 pm

Nicky's busy chugging cock in exchange for getting some studio musician to record something on his behalf.

Yet another Felchco fail.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:45 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:noxious noisy note-gnashings.

:axe:

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:33 pm

Carson wrote:Nicky's busy chugging cock in exchange for getting some studio musician to record something on his behalf.

Yet another Felchco fail.

Well, keep in mind, Nick is still learning how to play his instrument.

These things are complicated.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:04 pm

Nick hasn't practiced in a while. His trombone is a bit...rusty.

:|

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:18 pm

'Spray, that's an admirable display of humility.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:57 pm

Pennys? Why the heck would we want to see your pennys? That doesn't make any cents.

While I agree with Marty that your position regarding Nick is admirable, it's easy enough to Google information about guitars, techniques, etc. He has to prove he can play first.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:53 pm

Papa Willie wrote:He might well blow my ass away. There are about a trillion guitarists who can...

not even close.....I know quality when I hear it spray and your a quality player
insofar as your comment about recording goes, yeah you're absolutely right if you don't know what you're doing you're never going to pick it up in an hour and a YouTube tutorial.....there's a reason why good mixing boards have 12 to 18 channels on them and unless you know what you're doing, you'll end up erasing some of your best work....take it from the voice of experience when I tried to overdub an octave higher rhythym guitar over a little instrumental diddy I worked up....both gone :doh:

that's the sum and total of my board experience.....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:03 am

Nick is prolific at criticizing, posturing, and chest-thumping. As it turns out, he's not so good at recording. Who could have seen that coming?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:23 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:As it turns out, he's not so good at recording. Who could have seen that coming?

Please........beea seated. These things they can't be rushed, no? Prepare to be.....AAYmazed.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:30 am

I wish modern computer operating systems had built in sound recording applications*...

:(

~sigh~

We can only dream, I suppose.

* They have, since at least Windows 95.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:31 am

Shit, even I know how to use Audacity.

And you've all seen my multimedia skills...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:35 am

Dan Vogel · Post by **Dan Vogel** » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:02 am

Joe in PB wrote:I understand what this place is, but what i don't understand after all these years is the lack of respect some people show one another. Sure smack talk was funny back in 99, but some people never grow out of it, and that's why people disappear and there's a lack of new members. Sure I don't agree with some takes, but I have learned to respect most of my peers in the NFL forum, and met a few for drinks & a tailgate or three before a game. Good times. More than one member here has mentioned they would not share this site with friends, their kids, or spouses. That's all you need to know to understand this site's future is zero.

This is the best message I have ever seen here. I have been on a couple of other message boards and nobody talks like they do here. It's like all the insane people in the internet were gathered up and put right in here. It is really disgusting. This message board would have potential but most of you want to live in the garbage can. It is why I don't come on here that much. None of you are that tough or smart or great. Get over it.

I have a miserable life and wish I were dead!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:16 am

Dan, you just need an "Asian massage".

Treat yourself, buddy.

The Deciders · Post by **The Deciders** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:16 am

Joe in PB wrote:I understand what this place is, but what i don't understand after all these years is the lack of respect some people show one another. Sure smack talk was funny back in 99, but some people never grow out of it, and that's why people disappear and there's a lack of new members. Sure I don't agree with some takes, but I have learned to respect most of my peers in the NFL forum, and met a few for drinks & a tailgate or three before a game. Good times. More than one member here has mentioned they would not share this site with friends, their kids, or spouses. That's all you need to know to understand this site's future is zero.

I'm not saying if a take is whack it doesn't deserve a few cracks, but the general disrespect and hate hurts this site....big time.

Stand up and take a bow, Joe in PB, because this post is absolutely spot on. In fact, we were so inspired by it we rushed back stateside from a little business getaway on Richard Branson's private Island. Let's just say, you don't know luxury until you're served premium Cuban cigars from a woman's vagina.

Because of Joe's message, The Deciders are determined to completely revamp the tone and culture of this place. The mean-spiritedness that fills every nook and cranny of this once great community, will no longer be tolerated. The constant malicious attacks are causing people to leave as well as preventing new people from joining. That dynamic makes this message board completely unappealing to potential advertisers, which in turn hurts our bottom line.

And let's face it, it's just so much nicer to be around nice people. You know?

Get it? Got it? Good.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:42 am

so what are we supposed to do now, head over to .net?

guess I'll go mow the yard... again.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:56 pm

The Deciders wrote:
Joe in PB wrote:I understand what this place is, but what i don't understand after all these years is the lack of respect some people show one another. Sure smack talk was funny back in 99, but some people never grow out of it, and that's why people disappear and there's a lack of new members. Sure I don't agree with some takes, but I have learned to respect most of my peers in the NFL forum, and met a few for drinks & a tailgate or three before a game. Good times. More than one member here has mentioned they would not share this site with friends, their kids, or spouses. That's all you need to know to understand this site's future is zero.

I'm not saying if a take is whack it doesn't deserve a few cracks, but the general disrespect and hate hurts this site....big time.
Stand up and take a bow, Joe in PB, because this post is absolutely spot on. In fact, we were so inspired by it we rushed back stateside from a little business getaway on Richard Branson's private Island. Let's just say, you don't know luxury until you're served premium Cuban cigars from a woman's vagina.

Because of Joe's message, The Deciders are determined to completely revamp the tone and culture of this place. The mean-spiritedness that fills every nook and cranny of this once great community, will no longer be tolerated. The constant malicious attacks are causing people to leave as well as preventing new people from joining. That dynamic makes this message board completely unappealing to potential advertisers, which in turn hurts our bottom line.

And let's face it, it's just so much nicer to be around nice people. You know?

It's nice to be nice to the nice.

Sincerely,

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 2:24 pm

AP I love you, man.