Women's World Cup Final

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Jul 05, 2015 11:28 pm

Alex Morgan gets a lot of run as the hottest player on the team, but Carli Lloyd is pretty hot too. And she's pretty good as well, three goals in the first 17 minutes and scores in four straight games.

I'll laugh if Sydney Leroux and her giant fake tits don't get in until 90:00 again, like she did in the last game, despite it being 4-0 already.

Rules, couldn't find any bikini shots of Lloyd, so WGAF.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:12 am

Holy Moley, There's more scoring in this game than Moving Sale at a Cub Scouts retreat.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:32 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Holy Moley, There's more scoring in this game than Moving Sale at a Cub Scouts retreat.

Are you implying that MicroLawyer has intercourse with children?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:33 am

Moving Sale and his son are very close, you know...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:38 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Are you implying that MicroLawyer has intercourse with children?

And the occasional prostitute, but I'm pretty sure he just pays them to cry in their arms.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:59 am

I'll just say that's creepy and leave it at that.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:27 am

Why are so so obsessed with his sexual relationships with underaged boys? It's creepy.

Wait... it's his sexual relationships with underaged boys that's creepy... my bad.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:51 am

Soccer is basically unwatchable but those USA ladies went Nagasaki and Hiroshima on those poor Jap girls... and I watched it.

It was like they were paying them back for Pearl Harbor, again.

The Guess Who would be proud.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:47 am

Is Hope Rice drunk yet?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:55 am

Watched the odd game and didn't mind it. If it's competitive, level of skill doesn't really come into it.

What was nice was players playing for the love of it and showing up their male counterparts by not whinging and rolling around in fake agony, abusing the ref but behaving more like Sir Gary Lineker did. It's like going to watch your local team trying their best rather than the lazy, arrogant pricks you watch in the Premier league.

Saw a bit of the final and the US acting like lazy, arrogant pricks so switched it off :(

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:51 am

Man do we love to wave the flag. No one gave two shits about women's soccer 5 weeks ago and no one will again in another week. But watch out when we get a chance to wave the flag.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:59 am

Left Seater wrote:Man do we love to wave the flag. No one gave two shits about women's soccer 5 weeks ago and no one will again in another week. But watch out when we get a chance to wave the flag.

'Murica.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:06 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:I'll laugh if Sydney Leroux and her giant fake tits don't get in until 90:00 again, like she did in the last game, despite it being 4-0 already.

fake?

sure.

giant?

nahhh. just about right. if this girl is smart, she'll hit the pron circuit while folks still remember that women's footie actually exists.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:58 am

Left Seater wrote:Man do we love to wave the flag. No one gave two shits about women's soccer 5 weeks ago and no one will again in another week. But watch out when we get a chance to wave the flag.

Oh the irony...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:00 pm

smackaholic wrote: if this girl is smart, she'll hit the pron circuit while folks still remember that women's footie actually exists.

I have to give it to Leroux (actually I'd love to give it to Leroux), it's a pretty brilliant move on her part. She rarely plays, or at least, she only played about two minutes of mop up time in the two biggest games the team played. So she gets her name out there and some paparazzi photos with her fake boobs.

Bad press is better than no press.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:01 pm

smackaholic wrote: giant?

Giant for soccer.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:10 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Bad press is better than no press.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 12:20 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote: giant?
Giant for soccer.

Giant for marathon runner, big for soccer.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:02 pm

A great day for Rochester's favorite lesbian, Abby Wambach. And Carli Lloyd looked like she was playing her own game of Jedi Master vs Padawans on the Canadian astropitch.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:04 pm

Women's World Cup SoccZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZz

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:14 pm

Carli Lloyd was nails during the last 4 games, but Megan Rapinoe is the most underrated player on that team. Wambach looks to be more of a clubhouse presence at this point (age 35, I believe). As a player, she's a shell of what she was 4 years ago.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:29 pm

Agreed on Abby. Yesterday was more of an affirmation than a statement of her current playing prowress. Baring a miraculous rejuvenation, her international career is finished. She will either play on her club team WNY Flash or she will pursue non playing opportunities.

Rapinoe was nails too. It was impossible to miss how often the American attack flowed through her side of the pitch.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 4:36 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:34 pm

At least she's kissing someone above the age of consent.

Oh yeah, it's her wife.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:27 pm

schmick wrote:U$C is not good at soccer

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:04 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: I have to give it to Leroux (actually I'd love to give it to Leroux), it's a pretty brilliant move on her part. She rarely plays, or at least, she only played about two minutes of mop up time in the two biggest games the team played. So she gets her name out there and some paparazzi photos with her fake boobs.

Bad press is better than no press.

She's not the brightest lamp in the shop. If she kept her old passport she'd get twice the airtime and playing time. She got booed off the pitch at BMO, so ran around giving the big one with the American flag to get back at the crowd. Afterward she was asked why she did that, she said 'I'm entitled to fight back against racist abuse'.

She was then asked if she was racially abused at BMO and said 'well no, I wasn't'.

Better a slightly less small fish in a small pond.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:28 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote: She's not the brightest lamp in the shop. If she kept her old passport she'd get twice the airtime and playing time. She got booed off the pitch at BMO, so ran around giving the big one with the American flag to get back at the crowd. Afterward she was asked why she did that, she said 'I'm entitled to fight back against racist abuse'.

She was then asked if she was racially abused at BMO and said 'well no, I wasn't'.

Better a slightly less small fish in a small pond.

Please, tell me more. What is her old country? And where is BMO? Isn't that Edmonton? Another jerkoff playing the victim card when there is no victimization.

So did she get the fake boobs before or after she realized she wouldn't see playing time?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:37 pm

She's a canuck with less than average skills in the women's game. Bought some tits and thought she'd make it big in the US, she caught stick for it at BMO Field in Toronto during Canada/US and lost her shit. There's a desperate shortage of half-wits like her up here, she'd have got more exposure if she stayed.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:55 pm

BMO = Bank Of Montréal

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 9:06 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote:There's a desperate shortage of half-wits like her up here

I call bullshit.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 9:08 pm

I wasn't talking about half-wits in general, we're extremely well stocked. She's a specific kind of half-wit.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 9:28 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:I have to give it to Leroux (actually I'd love to give it to Leroux)

Married to former USF soccer standout Dom Dwyer.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 06, 2015 11:36 pm

Dr_Phibes wrote:She's a canuck with less than average skills in the women's game. Bought some tits and thought she'd make it big in the US, she caught stick for it at BMO Field in Toronto during Canada/US and lost her shit. There's a desperate shortage of half-wits like her up here, she'd have got more exposure if she stayed.

Nice, would love to see footage of this.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:47 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:What was nice was players playing for the love of it and showing up their male counterparts...(

Agreed, the ladies game is way more fun to watch.

They get the heck after it with a passion and zeal that isn't the least bit contrived.

As for the flag waving some have condescendingly alluded to...

What's wrong with being gratified that our bitches are better than your bitches?

Best soccer bitches in the world, that's a fact.

Rack Team USA!

The State · Post by **The State** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:39 am

Game over...

Love me some Alex Morgan and the CAL soccer girls...

It's good being from the San Francisco Bay Area

You know who I am...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:26 am

Yeah, real good........till some POS illegal shoots you in the fukking back.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/san-francisco- ... d=32247731

Nice going, "sanctuary city".

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:05 pm

Oh don't get me wrong, there isn't anything wrong with waving the flag. Hell, I will shout USA USA USA with the rest of them. Just don't try to sell me that this is going to put soccer over the top here in the US.

Turn on the tv or radio and damn near everyone is talking about how this will propel soccer in the US to a status on par with the NFL and and NBA. Bullshit. We have been told that for the last 30 plus years. I grew up playing soccer and don't care about it at all today. Same with kids 20, 10 and 5 years ago. Soccer is the number 1 participation sport until kids reach HS and then it falls like a rock. These stats haven't changed much in decades. What has changed in the last week that will change the trend?

And remember, what ever answer you give to the last question has been stated before and was wrong.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:44 pm

I remember when people talked about how Kyle Rote Jr. was going to bring soccer on par to football & baseball. That was forty years ago or so.

Soccer just isn't an American sport.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:55 pm

:)

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:50 pm

Left Seater wrote:Oh don't get me wrong, there isn't anything wrong with waving the flag. Hell, I will shout USA USA USA with the rest of them. Just don't try to sell me that this is going to put soccer over the top here in the US.

Turn on the tv or radio and damn near everyone is talking about how this will propel soccer in the US to a status on par with the NFL and and NBA. Bullshit. We have been told that for the last 30 plus years. I grew up playing soccer and don't care about it at all today. Same with kids 20, 10 and 5 years ago. Soccer is the number 1 participation sport until kids reach HS and then it falls like a rock. These stats haven't changed much in decades. What has changed in the last week that will change the trend?

And remember, what ever answer you give to the last question has been stated before and was wrong.

If you "grew up" playing soccer, why don't you care about it anymore?