Places Toolio Will Never See
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Places Toolio Will Never See
This year is our 25th anniversary, so I took wifey on a Greek island cruise.
The ship sailed out of Civitavecchia, Italy, so we flew into Rome a day earlier and caught some sites.
Well, shit. Nobody told us the Trevi Fountain had been closed for the last three years for repairs. This picture suxx because I had to shoot through a plexiglass window. Rome suxx, too (more on that later).
Our ship passed by this volcano. I was too drunk to remember where we were at the time.
This is the island of Santorini. The buildings were all painted white to make enemy pilots think the city was a snowcap.
This is Super Paradise Beach at Mikonos. It is my new "happy place." Most impressive.
Calmest salt water surf I've ever seen.
Typical street in Mikonos. Everything is painted white, including the joints in the street.
The Windmills of Mikonos.
Below the windmills at the base of the steps is a bar called Zorba's. I had my first ouzo here, on an empty stomach. Four shots later I was feeling no pain.
The Acropolis in Athens.
Rank 'em!
I wish this could have been the last memory, but we had to go back through Rome, where my wife's wallet was stolen while boarding the metro to the Vatican. Fuck Rome with Caligula's Crisco covered fist.
The ship sailed out of Civitavecchia, Italy, so we flew into Rome a day earlier and caught some sites.
Well, shit. Nobody told us the Trevi Fountain had been closed for the last three years for repairs. This picture suxx because I had to shoot through a plexiglass window. Rome suxx, too (more on that later).
Our ship passed by this volcano. I was too drunk to remember where we were at the time.
This is the island of Santorini. The buildings were all painted white to make enemy pilots think the city was a snowcap.
This is Super Paradise Beach at Mikonos. It is my new "happy place." Most impressive.
Calmest salt water surf I've ever seen.
Typical street in Mikonos. Everything is painted white, including the joints in the street.
The Windmills of Mikonos.
Below the windmills at the base of the steps is a bar called Zorba's. I had my first ouzo here, on an empty stomach. Four shots later I was feeling no pain.
The Acropolis in Athens.
Rank 'em!
I wish this could have been the last memory, but we had to go back through Rome, where my wife's wallet was stolen while boarding the metro to the Vatican. Fuck Rome with Caligula's Crisco covered fist.
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You've got to be kidding. How long have you been in Europe now? Gypsy cockroaches infest every metro on the continent. It took me all of about 30 seconds to first spot these little shitbags in Paris.Carson wrote:...my wife's wallet was stolen while boarding the metro to the Vatican.
Great PET, though.
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The pickpockets have a scheme where they push into a crowd and start grabbing everything they can. We all stood in line at the polizo station.
NOT Vesuvius, this volcano is an island. Vesuvius is on the mainland. Fuck off.
NOT Vesuvius, this volcano is an island. Vesuvius is on the mainland. Fuck off.
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Nice fail.Carson wrote:where my wife's wallet was stolen while boarding the metro to the Vatican
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You'll never see these places either, mopjockey.
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Correct. You're still a colossal tard, though. Good job looking out for your wife. Hitler definitely had the right idea about gypsies. Too bad he wasn't able to finish the job.NOT Vesuvius.
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I'm glad you liked it. I have no desire whatsoever to visit mainland Europe, Africa, or Asia. I'd go to Australia if I didn't have to be cooped up in an airplane all day and night. I have given thought to visiting Ireland, only to let MrsO visit an old Canadian friend who lives there.
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Pretty sure that's Stromboli. We also sailed past that one on our way to a nighttime viewing of Mt. Etna. No wallets were stolen.Carson wrote:
Our ship passed by this volcano. I was too drunk to remember where we were at the time.
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I just spent a week overseas and neither my GF nor I had our wallets stolen. You're supposed to be smarter than these idiots.Carson wrote:You'll never see these places either, mopjockey.
Fail...but nice photos.
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Athens is still a shithole.
The only time we left the bus was for the Acropolis and a gift shop.
Rome smelled like piss...everywhere.
The only time we left the bus was for the Acropolis and a gift shop.
Rome smelled like piss...everywhere.
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Athens is really no different than any city that measures its population in the millions. It's no dirtier than NYC or LA. The piss smell isn't as bad as San Fran though.
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Haven't given myself the chance to go overseas in about 15 years, and even that was a fucking Caribbean cruise.
But at least I still have my wallet
But at least I still have my wallet
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This place is slipping. The inside of a vag should have been the first picture Carson posted with a thread titled like it is..
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Beautiful pics.
Never been to Europe but it's pretty well known not to carry your wallet around and look like a tourist.
Never been to Europe but it's pretty well known not to carry your wallet around and look like a tourist.
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Moscow is surprisingly clean for a city of 12 million. Also doesn't smell like piss.Left Seater wrote:Athens is really no different than any city that measures its population in the millions. It's no dirtier than NYC or LA. The piss smell isn't as bad as San Fran though.
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Be sure to include some shots of your girlfriend doing "fake agent" tryouts.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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So Melton would feel right at home then.Carson wrote:Rome smelled like piss...everywhere.
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Wanna see a real Italian shithole? Visit not so lovely Napoli. What a fukking sewer. Rats the size of golden retrievers. But it was still nicer than Cairo. That is the filthiest place I have ever seen.
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How do you kill an Italian?Carson wrote:
Rome smelled like piss...everywhere.
Slam the toilet seat down on him when he is taking a drink.
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Well, LTS MOP 2, we're waiting...Screw_Michigan wrote:Yes
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He finally got told about the lemon party.
He's going to be busy for a while.
He's going to be busy for a while.
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Carson wrote:Well, LTS MOP 2, we're waiting...Screw_Michigan wrote:Yes
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